Crystal

The Girl With The Kaleidoscope Eyes

[histrionic-hero]

[ludaprilgate]

this aired in 2007 y'all

[andrewbelami]

[birdsofafeathercolchester-blog]

[2-shane-s]

I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then I realized I was the fucking idiot bird getting owned

[guineapiggies]

[operator-as-fuck]

a fucking wild guinea pig

playing in a flock of butterflies…..

[nelflovesyou-blog]

How can anyone be sad when this exists.

[weavemama]

trump is literally showing dictator-like behavior and people’s heads are still in their asses?????????? he wants to ban to be over 100,000,000 PEOPLE????? he wants to censor the scientists??????????? he wants to call the feds on black communities????????? he wants to strip people of their healthcare and reproductive rights?????????? he’s hiring literal ass white supremacists to work with him???????? Is there……. something…….. y'all aren’t seeing correctly??????¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

[crispytyphoonsoul-blog]

[deliciousloverwombat-blog]

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[giveusmoredetonation]

Anyway almost every gay person I know used to think they were straight but I literally don’t know a single straight person who used to think they were gay so statistically, whose sexuality is more likely to be a phase? Not mine bitch

[aspiring-kryptonian]

This is Macklemore erasure.

[milesedgworth]

[ahsokasshoto]

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

[mymompickedthisurl-deactivated2]

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant “hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?” “don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

[solarbird]

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

[vixyish]

Bolding mine.

[doctorhowmany]

Really though, what the fuck did he expect making that joke to a man in whose home heteronormative gender roles do not apply?

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

[caswantsdeansassbutt]

In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

[itsjustsatanthings-deactivated2]

[s4g1tt4r1us4]

this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

[powerfulpomegranate]

This week on: Britain steals things from other countries.

[rnoonpie]

things are heating up in the candy fandom

[southernaroace]

Asexuals are confused. Bisexuals are confused. Pansexuals are confused. Homosexuals are confused. Heterosexuals are confused. Everyone is confused as to why you think you should have a say about a relationship that doesn’t involve you.

[movinuptogloryland-deactivated2]

this ended so nicely.

[butwhyisallthecoffeegone]

And also how to do taxes. We’re confused about how to do taxes too.

[ask-bot]

What’s the most ridiculous false rumor that has been spread about you?

[minssery]

I joined my wife’s workplace about 12 months after she joined. When we worked together (same department, same roles), we’d keep mostly away from each other so not to crowd each other. When we’d take breaks, we’d be hanging out together. You know, normal stuff. Thing is, no one picked up on the fact that we were husband and wife. They knew she was married, and that I was married - but not to each other. Someone saw us holding hands on the walk back to our car after work, someone else saw us kiss when I dropped her in to work when I had the day off, and rumours started flying around that we were cheating on our significant others. People took it upon themselves to ‘intervene’ and approached me to tell me she was married and that I should be ashamed of myself. Someone else made a comment to her that she should be more discreet if she was going to continue on her relationship with me. Truth be told, we both found it pretty fucking funny. Didn’t get a chance to run with it, because we were so taken aback by it when it was brought up to us individually, that we just blurted out the truth on the spot.

[ask-bot]

follow @ask-bot for more

[tastefullyoffensive]

[unclefather]

just let her get the damn carrot

[the-archmagister-deactivated201]

I swear people on here only read the first few words on a post before they decide to open their mouths.

[simplypuddings-deactivated20170]

you swear? well arent you fucking rude

[going-to-hell-to-fuck-satan]

[weemstar]

Good job you dork

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[orgasmic-mermaid]

*holds up plucked chicken* BEHOLD, A MAN

[nevver]

A toddler has now shot a person every week in America for two years straight

[morefunthanb4]

U! S! A!

[doomy]

“gun laws aren’t going to prevent guns from getting into the hands of criminals :\”

*doesn’t even try to prevent a 3 year old from shooting a Fucking Gun*