I'm reasonably sure Einstein was a dentist

Cas, 25, genderqueer (they/them). I speak five languages and counting thanks to a degree in linguistics and an inability to quit. I also write a shittonne of fanfic. This blog is now k-pop and Umbrella Academy, you have been warned.

[inksie]

“Development of psychic abilities stunted by fretful, morbid temperament. Inexplicable resemblance to an Ingmar Bergman extra.”

Klaus Hargreeves deserved better.

[doctorhowmany]

I feel pretty good about this face. https://www.instagram.com/p/BvzW-d1lJGF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fh616nsfgrk1

[tuagifs]

You know, I suggest you get down off your high horse there, dear Papa. You never had our best interests at heart. Look at your precious Number One. Luther found all the unopened letters he’d sent you.

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I’M HOLLERING

[yamino]

How to draw a fist! 

[morbidkeii]

oH MY GOD. wHAT.

[doctorhowmany]

We’re really hitting it off back here.

@umbrellaacad @rozzymikes #umbrellaacademy #klaushargreeves https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvpv9WJlUsX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1mmewydv7gzje

[s0ftjake]

[rosalui]

I notice there are a lot of newbies in The Umbrella Academy fandom, so please enjoy this behind-the-scenes outtake from the E4 series ‘Misfits’ where a young Klaus Hargreeves teaches a young Ramsay Bolton to say the words ‘I want to piss on your tits’

[doctorhowmany]

Meet Geraldine and Algernon (aka Gertrude and Agamemnon?) beautiful custom pieces by @lura_elizabeth_art at @kakapo_ink (at Kakapo Ink) https://www.instagram.com/p/Btbs1QpF9og/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14hjwjsikf40g

[doctorhowmany]

there's not a lot to do here but at least the weather's nice (at Ashhurst) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtSFer1lS-U/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bjntvhk5l7it

[doctorhowmany]

I missed this. (at Wellington, New Zealand) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtJnC4Flwad/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kaqihgy23ob4

[doctorhowmany]

What up Jville (at Johnsonville, New Zealand) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtEn0duFgeW/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=odeyhoaq44i3

[doctorhowmany]

As expected, @spagfactory - there's no way in hell I'm pausing long enough to take a photo before shoving an entire plate of mizithra into my face. (Just kidding, it was only half a plate of mizithra because I crave that marinara too.) (at Old Spaghetti Factory Canada) https://www.instagram.com/p/BrrYDDxlj0n/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=adupm5h8tpaj

[doctorhowmany]

10:25am on December 3rd. I was JUST telling my work buddy about #whamageddon and then the next song on the playlist in the call centre sent me straight to #whamhalla. I'm out! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq73b9Zl8XU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=172yy2pemzcux

[doctorhowmany]

It's birdlesque. #commercialdrag #uglydrag #angrybirds #drag #burlesque (at The London Pub) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqojge6l5kJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=n16ra2ctsobo

[doctorhowmany]

If you had told me I'd be spending my Saturday nights bedazzling knee braces... https://www.instagram.com/p/Bql_8D4lI0b/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=13tc4xgz5ptds

[doctorhowmany]

While reading More Wordcrime by John Olsson, I got to this paragraph and had to pause. I'm starkly reminded of the state of American politics right now. https://www.instagram.com/p/BpC-NisAW74/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q4bymrspm2ep