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Saw some more future undoubted screenshots, and I'm Not Normal

#axe talking #let it rip!#baito beyblade #awaaaa #bro looks beautiful in soft light.......#almost bit my phone from the overwhelm-#I'm currently developing an OC that will be in yaoi with Baito

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I feel like we should give Baito the Spamton treatment

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#axe talking #let it rip!#baito beyblade #shitpost

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"Block this ad" isn't good enough, I need a feature that directly tells the company "this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of your product"

I feel like we should give Baito the Spamton treatment

#axe talking #let it rip!#baito beyblade #taking him seriously is cool #but fucking with him is even funnier #group Baito stew in 10 minutes

TIL that Phi and Hyde have golden blood

#axe talking #let it rip!#beyblade burst #saw on their fandom wikis that their blood types are both Rh-null #[looks it up]#can't believe they have none antigens left blood

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I just thought of something-

In episode 69, Baito jumps down from a walkway to get to the floor

But, in 87, he walks down the stairs instead to get close to Khrome

Either he didn't feel the need to be showy in front of Khrome, or he got hurt pulling the stunt he did prior-

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These notes are hilarious to me, znznzn

#axe talking #baito beyblade #let it rip!#I may have a crush on him but I too like to ask 'what the fuck is his problem'-

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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More from the notes:

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I love this post

karifaevt

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

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Any Baitoheads wanna sit and theorize a birthday with me?-

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I think I'll settle for November 13th as his headcanon birthday

#axe talking #baito beyblade #to each their own if you hc something different!#I chose something a little symbolic that wasn't just Halloween #also the vibes match tbh......#of course this is subject to change if he ever does get an official birthday confirmed

Any Baitoheads wanna sit and theorize a birthday with me?-

#axe talking #baito beyblade #beyblade x #I'll go first: late November to early December #he's Sagittarius-flavored to me

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This is kinda macabre, but

I have to wonder if sometimes, the way Beys are thrown out of the stadium has accidentally hit a Blader once or twice

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I have been informed this has happened in canon once

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TWICE NOW

#let it rip!#what was going on in Burst??????#jsbd-

I just thought of something-

In episode 69, Baito jumps down from a walkway to get to the floor

But, in 87, he walks down the stairs instead to get close to Khrome

Either he didn't feel the need to be showy in front of Khrome, or he got hurt pulling the stunt he did prior-

#axe talking #baito beyblade #beyblade x #let it rip!#the screenshot-craze from the other day and episode 87 being on my mind made me think #especially when Baito kinda gestured to the Blind Stadium he and Shieru battled at #might be his funny way of Existing. but with that realization added a layer to how he did things in both episodes

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chapter 5?? what chapter 5?

#metamorphosis #this piece makes me remember that Jevil is a peak littleguy #and how I adore his design and quirks

Also, apparently, I got Mandela'd

#axe talking #let it rip!#I thought Baito wore heeled boots #whoops!

Watched episode 69, and went a little nuts with screenshots containing Baito-

However, I got a few of them of him just standing there-

So, folks, get ready for

The "I'm Standing Here 🧍‍♂️" Compilation

#axe talking #baito beyblade #let it rip!#I literally realized post-screenshot-craze that I have a few of him just Standing #cue the one meme edit of It Has To Be This Way that replaces everything with “standing here”

Baito Headcanons

- I feel like, regardless of whether he was villain-coded or a Shadow Pro, he'd still dress like that. He absolutely is a goth

- Baito has some experience in Beycrafting prior to joining the Underground. What made him turn is uncertain; he definitely has hardened to some degree in-between then and now.

- I'm thinking he's snake-coded; in-between some of his dialogue, his eyes, and a comparison I saw to Orochimaru, I believe this to be true.

- Once, on one of my mad content-searches on Google, the AI gave me a headcanon that belonged to someone's OC (fast reflexes). I will, however, headcanon Baito with the same.

- With the fact that he moves like That, he's pretty flexible. Either could do yoga for fun, or to keep his muscles and joints from becoming stiff

- I feel like he likes spicy food

- Baito wears heavier clothes to both insulate himself against the cold of the Underground, and to cover a few scars he got closer to when he first became an Underground Pro.

- Follow-up to last point: he gets cold easy

#axe talking #this is big enough for my satisfaction methinks #baito beyblade #byte beyblade x #let it rip!#beyblade x #whatever. go my headcanons

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This is kinda macabre, but

I have to wonder if sometimes, the way Beys are thrown out of the stadium has accidentally hit a Blader once or twice

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I have been informed this has happened in canon once

#axe talking #let it rip!#now that idea seems more credible. adding it to the list

Bruh

#axe art #bugs when you lift a rock #byte beyblade x #baito beyblade #not exactly brave enough to fully draw him #but I can manage a chibi just fine-

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