someone: compliments chris hemsworth
hemsworth: no u
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someone: compliments chris hemsworth
hemsworth: no u
i really love disney princesses
draco: want to be my friend?
harry: sorry, my mum said no
draco: ...your mum's dead
harry: yeah because of your dad's boss you poncy prick
A cisgender woman gets escorted out of the women’s bathroom by two policeman because she was wearing “masculine” clothing and didn’t have an ID to prove she was female and complying with the law. The policemen call her sir and refuse to let her simply go to the bathroom until she can prove she is truely female.
This backfire of transphobic legislation only shows that bathroom bills are not meant to protect anyone. They are meant to punish anyone who does not fit strictly within their deffinition of a man or a woman often leading to sexist generalizations and assumptions to judge who may or may not be “really” a woman.
“We don’t want men barging into women’s restrooms harassing women!” says bathroom bill supporters.
Lo and behold, as a direct result of that sentiment: men barging into a women’s restroom and harassing a woman.
They literally caused the exact situation they claimed they were trying to prevent. God, the irony.
do women follow the “jr” “3rd” naming convention
i just realized ive never met a woman whos been named the exact same as their parent and i feel like that has to do with the fact that men are obsessed with themselves and their Lineage or whatever the fuck
the gilmore girls really jumped out
Harry: I-I want to ask for your blessing so I can marry your son
Lucius & Narcissa: Finally!
Lucius: Narcissa, look for the wedding binder that has both of the boys’ names on it
Narcissa: Draco made it himself
Harry: The weddi-
Narcissa: It has been on our shelf for 15 years
Harry: But...I’ve known Draco for 15 years
Lucius: And?
#gay angelic panic
Taron Egerton Reads Thirst Tweets
Pride & Prejudice (2005) | Dir Joe Wright
Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014) dir. Matthew Vaughn
How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World + humour directed by Dean Deblois.
lesbians: musterd
gays: ketchupe
#these fucking idiots are leaning on wet paint
Nobody said the gays were smart
i’m laughing way too much omg
#can people stop hiring paul bettany to be ice cold and whispery #and hire him again to be A HYPER CON ARTIST STAND-UP EMCEE AGAIN #pls and thnk u
#TOOODAY #you find yourselves EQUALS #for you are all equally blessed #for I have the pride #the PRIVILEGE #NAY!!! #the PLEASURE #of introducing to you…… a knight….. SIRED by knights #A knight who can trace his lineage back……… before Charlemagne. #I first met him on a mountaintop pRAYING TO GOD #asking for forgiveness! #for the Saracen blood split by his sword. NEXT #he amazed me still futher #in Italy! #when he saved a fatherless beauty from the would-be ravishings of her DREADFUL TURKISH UNCLE #[dramatic pause] #He spent a year #……in silence……. #just to better understand the sound……… of a whisper? #AND SO #without any further gilding of the lily and with no more ado #I give you the Seeker of Serenity! #the Protector of Italian Virginity #the Enforcer of our Lord God #the One #the Only #SIR UUUUUUUUUUURLICH VON LICHTENSTEIN
when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold
oh this is absolutely the wrong gif
WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold