[insert over-used fandom quote here]

Fuck. This theme is ugly.

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

When I tell you I screamed, I actually screamed 😭😭😭

[rook-the-catechumen]

the Kings and I getting ready to play some D&D

[gaiomon]

In an apocalyptic scenario, I’d spend my last moments alive watching this.

[ya-gurl-emily]

[niggazinmoscow]

I will never get tired of this

[skinnykooked]

“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”

[fuck-philip-banks]

the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face

[swaglexander-the-great]

i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[pasdecoeur]

action movie directors really don’t understand that they could write the scariest, toughest, most badass line in movie history, and it still wouldn’t come close to the moment in Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, when viscount mabrey of genovia said, “sir you will find that the word ‘fear’ is not in my vocabulary!!” and joe didn’t even fucking blink before replying, “Perhaps… But it’s in your eyes.”

[serpentwife-deactivated20200820]

vibe check

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[bbcsherlock]

[thoughts-in-shower]

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

[aspirational-catboy]

#seeing a cardboard tube activates the cain instinct

[mjalti]

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

[sovietshopaholic]

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

[wriots]

Keanu Reeves: *exists*

Everyone:

[mxnrique]

[the-memedaddy]

[draumboosky]

[slimetony]

ive never seen snow someone describe it to me

[blextrophy]

smells like water

[slimetony]

its like im there

[violaslayvis]