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alicenthightower

Jameela Jamil for Vera Magazine.

goawfma

lil matt damon SNAPPED

willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme

He looks exactly like Matt Damon

te-amo-corazon

the finger points 😭😭

@sandrarivasart is a follower of shadbase on Twitter. She is a supporter of a nazi loving, pedophile artist. I’ve gone ahead and blocked her on multiple forms of social media, but figured that a lot of people are still unaware.

#tw pedophillia mention #shadbase #sandrarivasart

rum

probablydragonrpgideas

Do you have a favorite in-group joke that spawned because of DnD? If so, what is it? But explain it poorly.

probablyacerpgideas

Shed of Fath

Mayonnaise

mooretimetoplay

The fuck it be? Yonder

probablyromanrpgideas

Only the strong will survive! Endless shrimp is back at Red Lobster.

probablymercantilerpgideas

i killed a smurf, free art class

chaoticbitchy

Going to the bank in Ass to Mouth.

fortethebard

“Sound check…”

“PEPPERONI.”

fortethebard

When your players try to seduce every character they meet

flexibility-love-andtrust

every single bard:

fortethebard

In case you haven’t heard of it…

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A wonderful website that allows you to customize and order your own miniatures!

Some of mine:

Normahndu, Lizardfolk Barbarian/Druid

Batiatus the bold, Orc Bard-barian

Thaddeus Greywell, Triton Warlock

Cade, human sorcerer

Fun and easy to use! Have fun!

outofcontextdnd

“You’re giving him too much credit. He doesn’t plot our destruction. He compulsively acts upon whims of our destruction.”

fortethebard

I can’t tell if this is referring to the DM, an NPC, or a player.

fortethebard

Even more out of context quotes from my various campaigns

“Make me a stealth check to sob quietly”

“So what character are you gonna roll for the second half of this one-off?”

“Is a face-flail an improvised weapon?”

“It took us 2 ½ hours to throw a party, speak to a Russian, and dick around in bar.”

“You can have all of his rations. We’ll ration your rations. Now let’s be rational!”

“Pacifists don’t carry broadswords.” “They’re decorative!”

"What Cary Elways movie is this bartender from?” “Saw.”

"Welp, that was bad planning on my part… The bears have a gun now.”

“Stop. Stop that right now.” “He does not.’”

“That is a cold-blooded goose.”

“1 ship, 2 ships, red ships, cruise ships!”

jamabushi

Line art_Artem Bizyaev/Color_Josan Gonzalez, The Future is Now_Neon Rising

aspiring-dm

Markus was raised in the slums of Kota. From a young age he had disdain for his city’s government, and was known for random acts of vandalism. By the time he became a young man, he had been recruited by a small time crime family. Markus wanted desperately to be useful to the Family, and became one of the enforcers to prove his worth. Over time though, it became clear that this wasn’t going to be enough to get him any real recognition or make him more valuable.

Then guards began brandishing guns, and Markus saw a way up the ladder. Through some skills he learned on the street, and some tricks his “cousins” taught him Markus snuck into just about every workshop he could get into that dealt in the constructions of the guns. He eavesdropped in on discussions, he read private schematics, and peeped in on some construction. When he felt he had learned enough from them, he got to work. The first gun he made, was a complete disaster, and cost him some flesh when it blew up. His second gun was also horrible, and nearly took out his left eye. But after time, he finally got the hang of handling and constructing guns.

However, by the time Markus figured out how to make guns, he had grown distant from his criminal friends and the Family. He had time to think for himself while he worked on his new weapons, and finally came to conclusion that he was better than this, better than working as a goon for a criminal, and better than being a petty vandal. He decided that he was gonna leave the city behind him, gun in hand, and seek out an honest living.