Do I truly give off that horrid of an impression to you? I simply supposed that I would make sure you were well is all. Also, in the case that you truly did miss me and were opposed to admitting so, it would be a nice surprise. However, you are quite obviously not as impressed to see me as I had hoped.
For what reason would you want to see how I'm doing? Obviously, if you are so concerned, there must be more of a reason than "I'm curious to see what my rival is up to." No offense (Take offense if you want and I promise I'll give about as much of a damn as I would if you didn't.), but you aren't the type to come around without an ulterior motive.