My misery makes you laugh

Well...I think my tumblr is description enough..and I hate these "describe yourself" sections, they're kinda pointless

[seu-bobo-da-corte]

[sailor-etheria]

In case you don't know, this literally happened in Brazil. One of the first fatal victims of COVID-19 was the maid of an upper-class woman who had just arrived from Italy and knew she had the symptoms.

[catchymemes]

Weird memories

[xxtc-96xx]

these hit me so hard with memories of elementary school, I got whiplash 

[childhoodnostalgias]

memories…

[wand3ring-mind]

Wow, every single one of these!!

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[wand3ring-mind]

I want to be there

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[the-gay-goblin]

[feanor-the-dragon]

Tell it

[hockeylvr42]

I’ve heard of the Tulsa race riots before, but briefly. It was probably in some documentary I was watching. This guy said they burned down “the richest black community”, which is true, but I don’t think that does it justice

They burned down part of an entire city

[luckyspike]

Someone correct me if I’m wrong but I think it was also the first/only instance of an air strike being carried out against US civilians?? They literally dropped bombs on these people. Horrific.

[hockeylvr42]

Holy shit so not only are you correct, and White people fire bombed a black city, but I read through the wiki article and it is WILD

America’s fucked up, racist past never ceases to amaze me

[wand3ring-mind]

I learned about Tulsa just a few years ago SMH

[toastbutteregg]

[thepersonalquotes]

[thewomb]

In some black communities there’s still a stigma that kinky or coarse hair is “bad”, which couldn’t be further from the truth. There’s no such thing as good or bad when describing someone’s natural hair texture or type. To those struggling to love and accept their natural hair because of societal pressures, remember this - straight, curly, kinky or wavy, it doesn’t make a difference. Embrace your hair the way it is, no matter what society tells you. All hair is good hair. It’s your Crown.

Gerrel Saunders

[evolvingessence]

[racialized]

Link to donate to KhalsaAid

https://www.khalsaaid.org/donate

KhalsaAid

KhalsaAid

[nonethelis]

[wand3ring-mind]

Both are my faves❤️

[latenitelevision]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy chasing me throws a tracking device at my car. The throw is perfectly timed and the small, round device hits the bumper perfectly flush. However, since the tracker is magnetic and my shitty car is plastic, it bounces off

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy is following me as I walk down the street. I bob in and out of shops. Pause and accelerate my pace randomly. Stop to tie my shoe so he loses sight of me. I stay perfectly out of his reach. This is all due to being sleep deprived, confused, hungry, and lost

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy freezes my bank account. I do not notice for three weeks and only because Netflix sends me an email about non-payment

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy chasing me does a stakeout at my house. After 4 days of trying to match my sleeping pattern he has to call HQ for backup

[hubwalker1]

What did you do that requires a spy to follow you so thoroughly?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Honestly I have no idea. My best guess is that it's a misunderstanding

[dinuguan]

[skittybot]

Translation:

Man A: *takes a sip*

Men B: “Three mentos three mentos three mentos!!!”

Man A: “No, no more, no more…”

Man C: *mouth is filled as his bottle of Coke erupts into a geyser and spills it all over himself and the car*

Man A: “No more, no more, no…what the FUCK are you doing?!? Fucking stop already!!”

Man B: *sneaks the mentos into Man A’s drink while he’s distracted*

Man A: *realises too late and shoves his mouth onto the bottle as he is covered in a deluge of cola* “Got me after all…” *He pants and shivers*

[pondnaravit]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[beggars-opera]

RIP Yahoo Answers, it has been a privilege memeing with you 

[aerposts]

how could you forget Curse of the Weggy Board

[wand3ring-mind]

💀

[90sto2000s]

The good old days