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One of my more questionable choices as a pet owner is that sometimes when Ollie needs to be distracted from something I'll wipe a little bit of ranch dip onto his feets and call him "little mister salty paws" while he scoots around licking it off
I know you said it's a small amount. But please use an alternative. No amount is worth risking acute hemolytic anemia.
I've never seen a ranch product without garlic or onion in it. Allium spp toxicity occurs in many animals, including dogs and cats.
Cats are the most susceptible species, followed by dogs; toxicosis in these species is most commonly associated with ingesting concentrated forms of Allium, such as dehydrated flakes, powders, or dry onion soup mixes. However, toxicosis has been reported in cats after ingesting less than a teaspoon of cooked onions or 5 g/kg of raw onions. In dogs, ingestion of 15–30 g/kg of raw onion has resulted in clinical signs.
Your cat seems especially food motivated so I don't think switching would be difficult. People use butter for similar results. Or honestly this product (Nutri-Vet Chicken Flavor Hairball Paw Gel for Cats) which people probably should give their cats anyway.
I'd recommend buttermilk, the base of ranch that cats like, except most adult cats are lactose intolerant. Plain Greek yogurt is another option.
Stay safe out there 💗
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i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am
finishing off my friend's present, i am over the moon with how it has came out. the purple hues look so good together, along with a sparkly purple i spun two years ago now to divide the squares. it is a sort of colour gamp for purple but modified and i am so glad i did that because it looks so pretty. i want to do a full colour gamp one day but affording it is going to be tricky.
i have removed the tufty ends at the side now but next time i might keep them because i actually quite liked how it looked, but i am never satisfied with what to do with joins or switches in yarn
i cannot believe i hand spun and wove it all in twelve days
how am I gonna be an optometrist about this
and if you close one eye
can you tell me what's the symbol on row four
and if you close one eye
I prescribe you one diopter more
Pedestrian traffic lights
Ooooh, we have a bunch of really fancy pedestrian traffic lights in Germany! I need to share:
Starting off with the difference between formerly Eastern German traffic lights (upper images) and formerly Western German traffic lights (lower images):
The city of Erfurt had some additions, like an umbrella or a heart:
Same sex love in Marburg (upper image) and Frankfurt (lower image):
Traffic light lady in Bremen:
Karl Marx light in Trier:
Face of Friedrich Engels in Wuppertal:
Elvis in Friedberg (Hessen):
A sparrow (for the Golden Sparrow film awards) in Gera:
Winemaker in Bad Dürkenheim:
Mainzelmännchen (mascot of the public broadcasting service ZDF) in Mainz:
Otto Waalkes (German Comedian) in Emden:
Town musicians of Bremen in Bremen:
A miner in Pirmasens, Rheinland-Pfalz:
Bishop in Fulda:
Source: Saarbrücker Zeitung
Enjoy!
And we call these "Ampelmännchen" ("traffic lights little man").
omg that's amazing! I wanna visit Germany just to take pictures of all the cute traffic lights.
"none of these words are in the bible" you don't know that. we don't know for sure what every hapax legomenon strictly translates to. maybe "קִפוֹז" means "klance foot kink pwp." you don't know that.
who is she
Does any one know her
“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me
In Copenhagen you can visit The Round Tower. It used to be an astronomical observatory until light pollution and the vibrations from increased traffic in the streets made it useless for its original purpose.
Today it’s mostly famous for what it looks like on the inside.
It has an equestrian staircase though it’s so smooth it’s really just a gentle slope more than a staircase. It was build like that so our lazy bum king could ride his horse all the way to the top (king not in photo)
And naturally people have also driven cars up the tower
And held a bike race
For a while it was just sort of abandoned by the authorities and became a spiraling marketplace
But today it has been restored and become a tourist spot as well as a popular destination for school trips. And yes, you can still watch the cosmos at the top.
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
American food - Mcennedy from LIDL
It's great when Lidl does American week, it's so fun to see all the foreign foods that they eat like
you can have these with the traditional
with the on the go sides such as
and Americans love their burger and bbq
with the normal American toppings
and don't forget the sweets!
and a nice drink
Also remember Americans love loads of peanuts
I ran out of space before I could post the things which confused and hurts my friends the most
I DONT LIKE THE KARROTTEN IN THE PULLED PORK ACTUALLY
I kind of want to go through these:
1) Shake-able donut batter baking mix - No, but it appears to be based on a real American thing, shakeable pancake batter, a pancake batter baking mix that comes in a large plastic bottle so that you can add the liquid ingredients to the bottle and then shake it instead of stirring. It's for families. The idea is that shaking the bottle is fun for the kids (and less likely to result in spills than letting them mix on their own), so the adults can put the children in charge of making the batter while they man the stove and do other breakfast tasks. You can buy baking mixes of all kinds in the US, but I've only ever seen pancake mix as shake-in-a-bottle. I suppose Germans don't make American style pancakes, so improvisation was necessary.
2) Frozen finger foods: Football Box and American Snack Box - Yes, these are normal bar foods that are also sold frozen to be heated at home in an oven. Very typical party food, especially if the party involves watching a sporting event.
3) Frozen deli pockets: Burger and Hot Dog - Sort of. You can get versions of these in convenience stores and there's a particular American brand called Hot Pockets that has cornered the market on similar products in grocery stores, but most of them look slightly different.
4) Corn Dogs - Corn dogs are a real American fair/festival food where a hot dog is coated in corn bread batter and then deep fried to be eaten on a stick and there are frozen versions sold for at home consumption, but this version does not look quite right. (Why is the batter not smooth, for example.) Something is off.
5) Dips, Ranch and Jalapeño Popper - Ranch dip is normal, but people in the note are saying this version is wrong somehow. *shrug emoji* Jalapeño poppers are real, but I was not aware of them having a specific dip?
6) Tex Mex Mashed Potatoes and BBQ Mac and Cheese - No, I have never seen those for sale.
7) Stuffed Buns and Burger Balls - No, those are not recognizable versions of American products
8) Other frozen burgers - What, exactly, is in those packages? Is this a frozen burger kit with a bun, patties, cheese, and sauce that you are meant to defrost, cook and assemble separately while adding your own fresh vegetables? Or is this an pre-assembled burger that you are supposed to reheat intact? Either way, we do not sell burgers like this, but a burger kit would be a Sort Of close approximation, while an intact burger would be an Abomination. (Also, what's with all the bbq sauce? You certainly can get a bbq burger in the US, that's an accepted variation, but it's not the default.)
9) Burger Slices - Yes, those are real and common. You would call them [kind of cheese] sandwich slices, not (unlabeled) burger slices, but the left one looks like pepper Jack cheese and the right like American cheese, and both of those would be for sale at any grocery store.
10) 2-in-1 Sauces - Surprisingly uncommon, although I'm sure someone is selling something like that. (Actually, it's rumored that the ketchup-mayo mix is the base for a lot of fast food joints' special sauces, and I think I remember some condiment company trying to sell the mixture bottled, but I don't think it sold well and I'm not sure if it's available anymore.)
11) Other Sauces - BBQ sauce is real and sold bottled, Cheese sauce is also real but I've never seen it in a condiment bottle like that (more common in a jar), and some companies do sell an equivalent to Smokey Ranch (bbq ranch or chipotle ranch come up in a search) but it's not a very common variation.
12) Hamburger Cookie - No, that's not a recognized thing. Actually, is that marzipan? I'm sure someone in the US is doing a hamburger shaped marzipan, but marzipan itself is looked at as a fun European novelty, not an American food.
13) American Cakes - The Chocolate Cake looks pretty normal (if not very good) but why is the Lemon Cake brown????
14) American Tea Cake - That's a Mallomar! Yes, that's a regional cookie sold seasonally in the northeast.
15) Snack Cakes - Yes, those look like mass-market American snack cakes, but don't bother buying them, even the American versions are not very good.
16) Assorted Desserts - Sort of? The ice creams don't look beyond the pale for specialty flavors, but they would be oddities, not regular offerings. Fruit filled cookies and apple pie toaster strudels are both common in the US, but I've never seen them combined like that. The dessert cups ... are sort of sideways and to the left of what would be sold. Banana "pudding" (more of a custard) is often poured over lady finger sponges, but you wouldn't put them together in the same package. Cheesecake cups are a thing, but you wouldn't expect that flavor combination to be mass-market enough to be sold in a single-serving cup.
17) Cranberry Drink - Yes, this is sold under the label "cranberry juice cocktail." (I think you might call it a "cordial" elsewhere.) It's cranberry juice with added water and sugar, because cranberries have such a strong flavor and aren't naturally very sweet, so they need some sweetening and watering down first. (You can also buy variations that use the juices of sweeter and lighter fruits to water down and sweeten the cranberries instead, but the 27% juice number on this bottle is not shocking.)
18) Other beverages - No, I have no idea what these are.
19) Various peanut/peanut butter things - Sideways and to the left: Peanut butter cookies or peanuts in cookies are very common, but I've never seen them with peanuts jammed on top like that. Pretzels stuffed with peanut butter are also a common snack, but they're not skinny like that, and are usually small round pretzel bites. No: I do not know what the peanut flips or peanut flakes are. We don't have those.
20) Pretzel dogs - No. You might see a hot dog wrapped in a soft pretzel dough, but this crushed pretzel coating is bizarre.
21) Unusual hummuses - The chocolate hummus is real. It's a dark chocolate rather than a milk chocolate flavor, and it blends with the chick peas make something very rich and subtly sweet. People dip fruit, pretzels, or neutral flavored breads into it. It's treated as something of a novelty, (Hummus, but for dessert!) but it is widely available. I've never seen a cashew hummus, but Google assures me it does exist (uses cashews in place of chickpeas.) Apparently, it's for people on fad diets who can only eat very specific kinds of foods. (Interestingly, every recipe I see seems to be savory, not sweet.)
22) Sandwich Toasts: No.
23) Canned wrap fillings: No, we do not can any of those things!
do you ever find something that is so funny and you want to share it with everyone but it also requires 18 layers of context spanning things like. 90s anime. aviation history. europop. canada. in order to even remotely understand why it is so funny
in the late 90s there was an anime called initial d which was all about street racing and drifting. naturally every single drift was played for great drama and excitement.
in 1999, an italian named giancarlo pasquini released a europop song under the alias dave rogers called Deja Vu. this song was picked up as the theme song for the above anime. it in turn became a meme, a shorthand for drifting and Cool Moves as a concept.
in 1983, air canada flight 143, a full sized 767, ran out of fuel halfway to edmonton, alberta. this is not something you want to have happen to a huge airplane. the flight chose to try and make an emergency landing at a nearby decomissioned airforce base (as they were falling fast and could not make it to a proper airport), where they ran into a second problem: they were falling out of the sky at 500 feet per mile, but reached gimli (the base in question) while still too high to safely land. normally a plane would just do a big loop-de-loop to lose altitude, but they had maybe three minutes of airtime left before they hit the ground: not enough time to make any kind of circle. the pilot, therefore, decided to execute a side slip to lose speed and altitude. this is Not a move you want to do with a massive 767, because airplanes are not built for that and if you screw it up that plane is hitting the ground at a high speed at a weird angle and breaking into a million pieces. nevertheless, the captain tried it... and succeeded. the plane landed perfectly, and there were no major injuries! (a couple of people did get minor injuries when evacuating the plane after.) he did it so well, in fact, that the plane was refueled, flown out of gimli a couple days later, and continued to fly for another 20 years with the nickname "Gimli Glider."
what is a side-slip, you ask?
it's drifting.
the guy goddamn drifted his 767.
in 2008, the tv show Mayday: Air Disaster featured the gimli glider with full reenactments as an episode on season five of their show.
and so, in conclusion, the thing i have been giggling to myself about all weekend:
this is somehow starting to make the rounds so because i am a pedant i am going to take this time to talk a little more in depth about air canada 143, the GIMLI GLIDER
so you may be wondering: how the hell does a 737 (capacity of roughly 100-120 people) run out of fuel midair? the METRIC SYSTEM, that's how!
up until the early eighties, airplanes would have three people in the cockpit: the pilot, first officer, and flight engineer. generally speaking, the pilot's job is to fly the airplane; the first officer's job is to provide support, monitor instruments, and assist (the pilot and FO will swap roles periodically), and the flight engineer's job was to watch over all the fuel gauges, electrical systems, hydraulics, etc., to make sure they were all working properly, as well as taking charge of things like "setting engine power."
however, in the early 1980s -- when this story takes place -- the flight engineer role began to be made obsolete as computers and more advanced systems became capable of doing most of that work. the boeing 737 of this story was one such plane: actually, air canada 143 was quite a new airplane at the time of the accident, and had no flight engineer.
also in the early 1980s? canada was making the switch from the imperial system to metric.
neither of these things is bad in and of themselves. but put together? one of the flight engineer's jobs was to monitor fuel; it hadn't yet been made clear whose job it was now. canada, at the time, was doing refuelling in a convoluted "the fuel is weighed in pounds but put into the plane as liters" system that required Math and Conversion.
let's talk about AIRPLANE FUEL. unlike a car, you don't take your airplane to the station and fill 'er up: fuel has weight, and airplanes care a LOT about weight. way more than you'd imagine. it's the pilot's job to therefore calculate a) how much fuel they need to get from A to B b) how much extra/emergency fuel they need for safety and c) if and when they need to refuel and by how much. is there bad weather in the area? where's the nearest backup airport? if i need Ten Fuels to get to alberta and there's storms in alberta, i need another Two Fuels to circle around and kill time before landing safely, plus another Five Fuels to get to calgary in case alberta is impossible. my airplane is fully loaded, which means it's heavier than usual, so needs another One Fuel for takeoff power. so altogether i need Eighteen Fuels. except i'm in canada in the 1980s so now i need to figure out what that is in liters, and this used to be the flight engineer's job, and idk man. maybe it's 5 liters? that sounds right?
...you see the issue. it isn't that anyone was slacking off, but no one was quite sure what the conversion was, and so instead of giving the soon-to-be Gimli Glider 18 Fuels, they took off in that fucker with nowhere near enough fuel. to make things worse, the plane had a broken fuel gauge, which was a whole other thing and series of comical misunderstandings, but basically it meant that not only was there No Fuel, but the fuel gauges looked something like this:
the very-soon-to-be crashed airplane's day started off normally. they did a little hour long flight from one city to another with no issues. because they knew the fuel gauges were being silly, while on the ground they did a "stick test", which i'm imagining involved a tree branch, basically checking that yep, there was fuel in the tanks, we're good! (in actuality, what it was doing was measuring the weight of the fuel. except, again, they had their maths all backwards, so due to this convoluted conversion process they went "our fuel weighs 5 kilograms, which equals 20 pounds, which equals 18 fuels, which equals 900 liters." just. silly math. i don't want to make these guys out to be idiots: they would obviously have never flown the plane if they had realized their mistake. but the other problem was of course that the process was already convoluted and required multiple conversions; imagine how much worse it would be if, like these pilots, it was a new system you weren't used to!)
so they boarded their passengers and set off from montreal with the intention of flying to edmonton. and that's when things all went terribly wrong.
pictured: the intended and my interpretation of the actual flight.
all this set up leads to the actual flight, which is almost boring in summary: while high up in the sky, the plane suddenly ran out of fuel. this is bad. we do not want this to happen. the pilots had no idea what was happening at first, but i mean: it was pretty obvious. there's no fuel. no engines. no power. you're 30,000 feet in the air in a 64 ton machine and gravity is going hey girllll heyyyy.
but the thing is, airplanes are really cool. like, this is what got me so interested in these plane crashes and accidents: airplanes are awesome. because first of all: just because you weigh as much as a building and are thousands and thousands of meters in the air? doesn't mean the airplane just falls. hell no! without power, an airplane will still stay in the air, losing altitude, sure, but gliding fairly safely and manageably. this doesn't mean you're safe, but: when air canada 143 lost all power, it still had time and options. it also had... the RAT.
the Ram Air Turbine, or the RAT, is an amazing fucking guy. if an airplane loses power? a hatch pops open, and a little propeller drops down automatically. he's wind powered, and he will provide just enough backup power to keep the most critical systems online, even without fuel or engines or god. we LOVE the rat. and the rat leapt into action here, providing the pilots with enough basic systems to keep going.
this doesn't mean that air canada is out of the woods. landing without power is not easy! the trick to landing an airplane is doing it at a nice shallow angle and low speed, which involves things like "doing nice steady turns to line up with a runway" (no time, we're falling steadily), "using engines to get our speed right" (what engines), "getting to the correct altitude and speed to touch down gently" (we have NO POWER we can't go "oopsie too low" and pull up and adjust). if a plane loses too much speed, it WILL fall out of the sky (a stall) because the aerodynamics stop working. if it's going too fast, you're not landing, you're diving cockpit first into the ground. without power, you can turn, but turns will reduce speed. you can't level off or go back up. you are Going In A Downward Direction. the trick is figuring out how fast and how far and aiming at a runway.
this is also where ATC comes in! we love air traffic controllers!! air canada called a mayday, and ATC leapt into action. their job becomes to Get Them What They Need. air canada wants to go anywhere in canada? atc will move everyone out of the way and get them any runway in the northern hemisphere. when this happened, air canada 143 was near winnipeg, which was their initial goal: this IS going to be a crash landing, and the nearer they can be to emergency services, the better. however, the first officer was doing Good Math, calculating their rate of decent vs distance flown, and soon realized that even though they could literally see winnipeg from the windows, they just weren't going to make it. they were falling too fast.
enter: GIMLI. the first officer had actually trained there during his air force days; it's a former base with two runways. it wasn't ideal, because ATC had no information on it and it lacked instruments and equipment (normally, for example, airports will have locator beams and so on to help an aircraft lock on to the runway at the Correct Safe Angle), but... better than a field or lake. one of the dangers of this type of no engine landing is actually being non-committal: waiting too long to make a decision, trying to maximize time in the air rather than land. this makes sense! it's probably pretty human instinct! prolong that crash as long as possible! but it's much, much better to simply Commit and Prepare and Go For It. and that's exactly what air canada now did.
they told ATC they're going to gimli and made the turn. the cabin crew was meanwhile preparing the passengers for a crash landing.
the crazy thing about plane crashes is, actually, that they are very survivable. don't get me wrong: they're bad. people die. but the number of worst case scenarios where dozens of people still, somehow, survive? shockingly high. of course, you don't want ANYONE to die. i would be terrified if it was me. but cabin crew had to know it would probably be... well, not okay. but that if they got everyone prepared and braced, people were going to make it out. people were going to survive this. possibly most of them. possibly all of them.
as the plane approached gimli, problem #87 came up: they were still too fucking fast. they're gliding down! they can't stop! normally, a plane would simply slow down with flaps, or maybe do a couple of big circles before reorienting themselves towards the runway to lose some speed and altitude, but they don't have time -- or altitude. and that's where the theme song KICKS IN
here are reasons you DO NOT DRIFT airplanes, by the way. it can fuck up your engines: engines work in part by taking IN air, so flying at a Drifting Angle means that's all wrong. the aerodynamics are wrong. you're losing speed VERY fast. you can get OUT of the drift, but now your engines are fucked. on the other hand, this plane effectively HAS no engines, but... there's a reason people don't drift planes, okay.
another plot twist: gimli air force base was no more. the runways were still there... but it had been turned into a drag strip, ironically enough. and it was family day! picture this. you're a nice canadian racing fan in 1983, at the strip with your family, cooking hotdogs and poutine on a grill. and a fucking 737 APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE in front of you. because that is exactly what happened. there were KIDS. on BIKES. with a PLANE HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS THEM. in the mayday episode, the kids tried to outrace the plane in a panic: in the pilot's telling, the kids simply froze in fear.
by the time the pilots realized the runway was occupied, it was way too late to turn back. they landed. in a twist of bad luck that turned into good: without power, they had to manually release their landing gear.... and the nose gear didn't lock. this turned out to be a weirdly good thing: without nose gear, the plane's nose hit the runway and acted as one hell of a brake in ITSELF, grinding on the asphalt as the plane barreled down at high speed. the pilot also intentionally steered the plane into the rail in the middle of the runway, trying to slow the plane even more. and... it worked! the plane came to a stop. everyone was fine. even the kids on bikes.
all this friction caused a small fire in the nose, and so the pilots called for an immediate evacuation to be safe. this caused a bit of an issue: because the nose was on the ground, the butt of the plane was higher than usual, and the back slides were basically just vertical drops. a couple people got mildly hurt using them, as you'd expect.
meanwhile, the drag strip folks were rushing over with fire extinguishers and the like, and the small fire was easily contained (note: do not fuck with burning airplanes. this one had no fuel so COULD be contained). by the time ATC got emergency services to gimli, everyone was safe, ankles were being iced, and presumably everyone was eating hot dogs.
the airplane itself had some minor damage (from when the nose acted as a brake), but was largely intact: it was patched up, refuelled, and took off from gimli a while later, where it flew for another 20 years before retiring of old age.
and that is the story of the Gimli Glider: that time a pilot drifted his plane so hard that he saved the lives of everyone on his plane.
all 69 of them 😎
I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.
Which one is your favourite? 😊
This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)
The woman says "Ridiculous..."
If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link
[Video Description: An ad with piano music over it all, showing an elderly woman in her home, knitting, when two younger men walk by her window, which catches her attention. She stares out her window at them as they kiss each other while walking, the old lady staring in disbelief. Cut to the old woman approaching a residence with a broom in hand, staring up at the second floor window where a small rainbow Pride flag is hanging. The old woman stares up at it and mutters "Ridiculo", before getting up on a ladder with her broom to remove the flag. Focus on the flag fluttering to the ground as church bells chime. The scene then cuts to the couple from before, approaching their home with grocery bags in hand before one stops and stares at the second floor, stopping his partner who then drops the groceries as he too stares up. It's then revealed that the small pride flag had been replaced with a gigantic, hand-knit pride flag. It then cuts back to the old woman's home, where a tin of rainbow-colored yarn sits on her table. The hands of the old woman are holding and fondly touching an old black and white photo of two young smiling women, leaning against each other. Cut to the old woman's face as she stares out with a look of happy pride on her face. At the end of the video, the name "Idealista" appears on screen, followed by "buon pride" along with a rainbow. End VD.]
One correction:
The old lady is not in her home. She is at work. She's meant to be what in Italian is called "la portinaia", aka a cross between a doorwoman and cleaner of a residential building. She's in her small "office" space, at the entrance of the building, from where she can survey the coming and goings of the inhabitants. It's a job that has mostly disappeared, but is culturally very clear to us as having the connotation of "potentially gossipy, one-million-percent judgmental woman who sees everything that goes on in the apartment complex, knows everyone and their secrets, and has Strong Opinions™️".
In this case, thankfully, the Strong Opinion™️ is that those two men are ridiculous with their teeny tiny flag for ants.