Allons-y Alonso!

The reason I did this tumblr is because I have this friend. And sometimes, when he doesn't want to cry asleep, he calls me. And sometimes, I don't know what to say to him, sometimes I don't know how to cheer him up ! So I tell him all the things I posted...

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[distinguishedbaloney]

[so-macho]

The mindfuck moment when you can split a cube into thirds

[supergameboytwo-deactivated2016]

okay but

[lucidnee]

GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME

[goingn4thekill-deactivated20150]

i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you would be a shitty parent.

[lucidnee]

GUESSS WHO STILL DONT GOT KIDS?? ME

[ehtrym]

Ozzy yelling at the ocean for flooding his campfire.

[vaportea]

YOU GUYS

YOU. FUCKING. GUYS.

VLADIMIR PUTIN FOUND THE MEMES ABOUT HIM AND MADE THEM ILLEGAL IN RUSSIA.

YOU CAN’T MAKE FUN OF HIM NOW WITHOUT RISK OF TRIAL IN COURT OF LAW.

THERE IS A COURT NOW. THAT SPECIALIZES. IN SUING COMPANIES.

FOR MEMES.

THIS HAPPENED. THIS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENED.

THIS.

IS.

HILARIOUS.

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[ash-ofpallet]

[mathsturbation]

meowth knows how to burn a bitch

[lardypoison-deactivated20150405]

[serenity-made-visible]

No but you don’t understand how hard I laughed at this.

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[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[womyn-inherits-the-earth-deacti]

[masterdildobaggins-deactivated2]

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it

[buzzfeed]

[aubsticle]

this is my favorite internet phenomenon that i have experienced since i joined tumblr three years ago.

[spank-that-cass]

why are  we not talking about the fact that some of these screencaps are still moving

[courf-is-better-than-you]

Should I feel bad about reblogging this from my catholic school’s computer?

[fhoantells]

“I just want Bruce Lee to hold me as long as he can.”

I’m dying.

(imgur album)

[dduane]

Makes sense to me.

[janjajankovic342]

Click here to watch daily fun : http://extrafunnypicture.blogspot.com/ #fun #funny #jokes #humor #funnygif

[memewhore]

[senketsu-jutsu]

………………….

[jesus-lizard-journal]

this is complete coincidence though because napoleon didn’t deal well against ice types.

[ever-the-sun-rises-deactivated2]

Russian burn