harvey the superb dancer

[capybaralovers]

[cretaceous-kid]

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[dommingateez]

I love closing tumblr, bye mentally ill people, see you in ten minutes when i inevitably open tumblr again

[vlakeiaa]

So it’s not august 18th yet, still thirty minutes, but I couldn’t wait to post this. Happy birthday seaweed brain <3

[sailormoonistrans]

I remade the run away with me by carly rae jepsen x final destination 2 car accident scene music video because the original was deleted and doesn’t exist anymore, here is my version and tribute to the icon who was brave enough to make the original video

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

[were-ralph]

[bonersniper]

CUNT force trauma

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[vengeful-supermarket]

This is the only day you can RT this

[shitpostsfromarcadiahigh]

haha kitty ears

[shitpostsfromarcadiahigh]

WHY ARE Y’ALL REBLOGING THIS???!?!?

[shitpostsfromarcadiahigh]

THIS IS GETTING MORE NOTES THAN SOME OF OUR SHITPOSTS STOPPIT

[shitpostsfromarcadiahigh]

>:(

[eurazba]

*the longest deepest sigh*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cringe-sonicoc]

[gengarshade]

I remember finding out that the person was going “is this allowed” to the girl bc the ‘guy’ in the photo is actually a realistic sex doll called a “sinthetic” that she was on a date with. They cost thousands of dollars.

That fucked me up

[nobodylikesasecret-deactivated2]

i did not need to know that

[helloitsbees]

[necessarybeing]

@spelviin why would u hide this in the tags lol

[transmedicalism-saves-lives]

I found the listing for him if y’all want, he’s the Gabriel model from Sinthetics.

[gay-4-space]

Good News! He’s a real human. A highschool student would not have a thousand dollar sex doll and the creator of the vine has confirmed that he was infact a real person.

https://mobile.twitter.com/caitlinwoah/status/1090632731078418434

[roaringstream]

[happyheidi]

(via)

[missytobi]

Torn between turning my space into a garden full of plants or keeping it minimal

[limrx]

Been really wanting to make one of those cheesy atla group photos

[sewercentipede]

deer in cemeteries

[petal-metal-blog]

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

[knuckleduster]

fuck everything else this is the real post of the decade

[local-gay]

[jabberwockyface]

My little baby, off to destroy people. 😢