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you ever think a post is going to be like, surprise! It was the plot of a movie the whole time! And then reality is just actually that wild. Wild.

beaunydoorin

kyojuuros

wlwgif

MAZIKEEN & EVE in LUCIFER (2016-21) in/sp ↳ WLWGIF’S 2k Celebration

thezealotsblindfold

kristinpwnsyou6-deactivated2019

“Your tumblr speaks volumes about who you are as a person. It shows what kind of images you see in your head, who you love, who you hate, even what you think about other people. But most of all - it has all of the words you never said to people, all of the words you couldn’t have said but should have said.”

— unknown (via cwote)

ryanphantom

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

bend-it-ova

dinosaurpubes

inkrton

he cannot die. Unstoppable

brondeef

Bad dog. Out you go

tsukuyomishirabes

The Dog Will Stay

tokenduelist-chillzone

Too bad.

xlugger

the dog stays

tokenduelist-chillzone

WRONG

Trap Master can only be flipped during your turn or by the effect of another card. Since no card has been activated to trigger such an effect, Trap Master cannot be activated in response to Trap Stun.

THE DOG GOES.

superflyingthing

The effect of Prediction Princess Tarotrei can flip trap monster face up on the opponents turn.

THE DOG STAYS

lawd-what-a-booty

Once we send that Prediction Princess Tarotrei to the graveyard, our trap sealing will stick around.

The dog goes.

legionoftuna

Ritual Sealing does not negate, only destroy. Prediction Princess Tarotrei is destroyed, but its effect is still carried out.

THE DOG. STAYS.

xxxtictacion

I’m watching an online yu gi oh battle

swordofevilsban

THE DOG GOES

duskanaragemother

THE DOG STAYS

pixelsnotdreams-deactivated2019

^ this entire thread in a nutshell.

dryeguy

THE DOG IS MINE.

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adobe-outdesign

you know how IRL scientists are always ready to throw hands over certain topics? what I want to know is what kind of stupid arguments Pokemon scientists get into fights over. a heated battle starts in the middle of a conference because someone asked if Slowking’s Shellder could be considered its own separate species or not

dzamie

*scientist steps onto the stage*

*a photo of a Flygon appears on the projector screen*

*she hits the screen with a pointer stick*

“Bug.”

*entire auditorium erupts into furious shouting*

chaumas-deactivated20240115

see I don’t dislike bulls, another farm animal known for aggressively headbutting people. if you get trampled or gored by a bull, it’s like being mauled by a bear. that’s just what happens. you can’t be surprised about it. fuck around and find out—it’s a little romantic, even. but if a ram kills you there’s no honor in that, none of the numinous poetry of a great and terrible beast, it’s just getting your ass owned by a smelly sheep that majored in concussions. dishonorable.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

some animals it is honorable and sort of cool to be killed by:

-bears

-WHALES!!!

-bulls

-horses (being thrown from (while hunting boars (actually I’m pretty sure being thrown from your horse during a boar hunt is just medieval code for being murdered by your brother)))

-venomous snakes

-birds of prey

-crocodiles

-sharks

-anything venomous I guess

-elephants

-rhinos

-BISON

chaumas-deactivated20240115

Dying of poison is classy, but platypus venom is a freakish substance that isn’t lethal but WILL drive you mad with excruciating, long-lasting agony that cannot be dampened with painkillers. Which is, frankly, cool as hell—if you’re the first person to die from platypus venom, you’ll be new to science, which is itself an honorable thing. HOWEVER, you can only be envenomated by a male platypus during mating season, so you’d really have to be at the end of a long series of dishonorable mistakes to be stabbed by one in the first place.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

“What about if a rat or a mouse kills you?”

If a rat kills you it’s because of some unspeakable societal injustice that has left you vulnerable to vermin or part of some elaborate and perverse execution, and is dishonorable to those responsible but not to you.

If a mouse kills you, that is incredibly honorable, but not to you. To the mouse. If a mouse kills you that mouse gets the deed to your car and your husband and becomes a constellation and a parable and a feature film. It’s not really dishonorable to be killed by a mouse because it does sort of cast you in the role of a dragon slain by a humble and unlikely hero, which is probably more respect than you deserve if you’re the guy who got killed by a mouse.

copperbadge

I understand it intellectually, but it still bewilders me on a spiritual level that people create separate tumblrs for obsessing over each specific interest, because I’m just here unendingly like BEHOLD, THE COLLAGE OF ME.