The Iz Palace

I use ts like twitter because ain’t no way im making an X account. https://substack.com/@theizpalace?r=4q18uf&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=stories&shareImageVariant=light

[kosmogrl]

the lioness still concerns herself with things she should have gotten over a long time ago

[kosmogrl]

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

[wannabeamoleman]

I think it’s really funny to act angry until I’m actually pissed the fuck off

[wannabeamoleman]

How come NO ONE talks about how having a bloody nose means blood will also come out of your nose piercing holes

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[wannabeamoleman]

I hope the dasher pulls up as we’re listening to Ben Folds Five

[wannabeamoleman]

I lowkey feel like mole people could be real. And I don’t mean unhoused people living underground. I mean legit MOLE PEOPLE

[wannabeamoleman]

How many times did coach vote for himself for fan favorite?

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[ooppo]

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

[wannabeamoleman]

My friend showed me that Coachella video of Justin Bieber switching to his og voice, and it actually got me kinda emotional. Mind you I was an avid Justin hater because he was popular. But I was transported to another time, a simpler time. And seeing him switch up like that and have a genuine smile? Omg. He was our baby. Even if you didn’t like him, he was America’s adopted child from Canada.

America’s baby boy, Justin Bieber.

[bobdylanyaoi]

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

[wannabeamoleman]

All roads lead to OCD

[wannabeamoleman]

RiverNatural might just be Travis McElroy’s Magnum Opus. It was a stroke of genius.

[wannabeamoleman]

Spoilers for Survivor 50

Christian leaving (rigged) felt like watching my son get murdered. I have never felt a loss so great. Christian it should have been you.

Get over it CBS, White lotus was never giving you that cameo or crossover.

[wannabeamoleman]

English majors are so extra all the time. Professor told us to go find an object outside. So of course someone came back with an entire tree branch.

[wannabeamoleman]

Jesus Christ someone just brought in a bike. Not their bike. Just a bike.

[wannabeamoleman]

English majors are so extra all the time. Professor told us to go find an object outside. So of course someone came back with an entire tree branch.

[wannabeamoleman]

Nothing makes me feel like a hypocrite chud more than wanting to start my own podcast whilst repeatedly saying not everyone needs to have a podcast. I just think I’m the exception