For A Pessimist, I’m Pretty Optimistic

[stream]

Robert Pattinson in Tenet (2020) dir. Christopher Nolan

[theforce]

i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life 

[fireairshadow]

Kiki’s Delivery Service 魔女の宅急便 (1989) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[loumovies]

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[warplanerubdown]

[fandomlife-confessions]

[weirdgirlvampire]

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

[lagtim3]

@fandomlife-confessions 

Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

[evilbeepthemeep]

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

[eroticcannibal]

The warm water of the ocean did what now

[mandy-lane]

Megan Fox as Jennifer Check in Jennifer’s Body (2009)

[oreliel-from-valinor]

Fili & Kili - requested by anonymous

[poppywright]

WALLACE WELLS. Drunk homosexual.

[secondlina]

“Get a job, son” “Just not in theatre, we’ve seen your oeuvre.”

[tylerposey]

REGÉ-JEAN PAGE Saturday Night Live — Mary Ellen Matthews (2021)

[shutyourmoustache]

La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

[kristenbouchard]

good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ

[themoonknewmysoul-deactivated20]

[stream]

WILLY WONKA & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971) dir. Mel Stuart

[rhapsodicdaisies]

Artist: Laurie Kaplowitz

[reverseracism]

John McCain’s son, Jack McCain, responds to racists who took “offense” to the Old Navy interracial family advertisement.

Can we also talk about how that woman said “you couldn’t get a white woman”, like white women are the tip top of the racial scale and are a prize to be had. Basically insinuating Black Women are sloppy seconds #NotHereForIt. Great clapback, Jack. Classy and to the point.

[reverseracism]

HEADS UP: I just went through his wife’s Twitter and she’s literally an angel sent from heaven!

You should check it out @reneeitchka on Twitter ❤️

[rizzoanthony-deactivated2016012]

tfw your friends are turnt up but you’re not

[whitegirlsaintshit]

i’m shorty brushing her hair after fuckin it up