Hello

//23•East Coast// //my blog is all over the place don’t mind me//

[teenagerposts]

friend: i'll pick you up at 5

clock: 5:01

me: wHeRE teh fuKc

[anxietyproblem]

[princesconsuela]

[lenialenient]

[ephemeraldesiderata]

WOW THIS ONE IS TOO CLOSE

[phantoms-lair]

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[cuarentay3]

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who says “fight me” to everything, including inanimate objects

[square-enix]

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

[allamericansbitch]

IM CRYING

[nowkisssmeyoufool]

it fits perfectly I’m crying

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[queengreendown]

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“We never kneeewwwww…”

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Lmaooo I love these

[great-tweets]

This is the /an/ post that keeps on giving.

[unfortunate-waitress]

If i’m telling you, “this is a hot plate.” But I make no effort to put it down, i’m internally yelling at you to move your shit. Your phone. Your keys. Your bread. Whatever is directly in front of you is from that point on is now classified as your shit. The shit you are suddenly responsibly for and I am burning my hands for. Move your shit. I’m not going to move it for you.

Shoutout to the people who see me approaching with their food and immediately start clearing the way for me. You are the real MVPs. You know what’s up. You understand.

As for everybody else. Move. Your. Shit.

[hello-its-an-aj]

Me

[unfortunate-waitress]

We see that and we respect the fuck out of you. Thank you.

[siahatha]

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

[acoolguy]

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

[yui-hirasawa-pregnant-fanfictio]