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blake kathryn
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we're not kids anymore.
titsay
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taylor price
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dirt enthusiast
i don't do bad sauce passes
AnasAbdin
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Product Placement
d e v o n
@theartofmadeline
Andulka
Show & Tell
Cosimo Galluzzi
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
trying on a metaphor
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@wanukilppari
Sometimes I wonder if the amount of name related horror stories would reduce if all countries gave parents three months postpartum to cool down.
And then I remember that my country also publishes a yearly list of names denied by population registry and this time one of them was Samperi, which more or less translates as "Damn it".
ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.
set construction: $800
cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats
fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts
editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks
update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like
anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.
Pikkusiskolle kortti
WHO THE FUCK JUST DROVE DOWN THE STREET EVIDENTLY WIELDING A GODDAMN WIND CHIME
Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.
Shout out for Finland's University Libraries/Librarians who:
Store a physical copy of every single doctoral thesis written in the contry (yes, all universities have their own copies.)
Store every single Batchelor and Masters thesis as digital copy (only from their own University).
Store all published copies from biggest newspapers in the country.
Keep multiple courses a year to teach information research and basic data management skills for everyone from student to professor.
Are required to check your research plan if you are planning to do a systematic review (aka a study of how previous published research has been done and what it has been discovered/holes in our understandin)
Store copies of books that are seen culturally/historically important. Even non-scientific ones (the feeling when I found a book my grandpa wrote about his aunt's/adoptive mother's life from my university.... Turned out that a collection of letters written between 1880-1950 to a farmer's wife and her nephew's memories of her life events was deemed "culturally impostant").
Offer people spaces to work, meet and study and being super helpful if you just dare to ask. Even if you are not involved with the university in any shape or form because library is still a public space.
Verisolu
Hän oli elävä solu.
you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect
is it worth it?
yes!!
the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT
meh it's okay
the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it
Results/option I didn't think of
I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
I raise u
Trainer Alex wants to battle!
I add
please consider
A new challenger enters the stage
how about…
I present:
Fuck you
I had this random thought of if I could pick one person to join me to meet two historical figures of my choice, I'd pick my polish buddy, Marie Curie, and Minna Canth, purely because I thought it'd be funny to have two highly educated, brilliant women who'd have much to talk about with each other, having to resort to getting translated twice via two idiots, me translating finnish to english and him translating the english to polish, and vice versa.
Then I remembered that waiiiit shit. They were both educated people and were both fluent in german and french. They could talk shit about us right in front of us in two languages and switch to german as soon as they notice that I can understand a handful of words in french.
Tää on suurinpiirtein mitä tapahtuu kun kaks suomalaista tapaa netissä yllättäen
Samat tyypit 2 senkunttia aiemmin
scientists in the 1990s, putting a Get More Purple gene attached to a harmless plant virus into an already purple petunia: please get more purple
the petunia, sensing an apparent honest to god Get More Purple Disease, using the previously undiscovered RNAi antiviral ability to shut down all other purple genes along with it just in case: you put VIRUS in petunia? you infect her with the More Purple?? oh! oh! her children shall bloom white! jail for mother, jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
Btw the thing this discovered is like. A foundational lab technique now and has revolutionized genetics
“Your days are numbered” yeah it’s called a calendar you fucking idiot.
making the radical claim "11 year old children should be taught how to make extremely simple food" has resulted in people making arguments like "I wasnt allowed to plug in electronics until I was 16 and I think this is super normal actually" and "children dont know what ratios are so its unfair to expect them to be able to comprehend the idea of adding equal amounts rice and water to a rice cooker" and I gotta say originally I thought maybe I was being too judgy but now I feel very secure in my opinion because what the fuck
Children might not know what ratios are in the sense of 1:1 notation, but they are more than capable of understanding 'you have to use the same amount of water and rice otherwise it goes wrong'.
In addition to this, cooking is an excellent way to teach children scaling and ratio in Real Life.
"Children don't understand-" AND THAT'S WHY IT IS YOUR JOB TO TEACH THEM????? LIKE HELLO??? THEY CAN LEARN??????
The fact that Finns were so close from domesticating snakes by accident...
(Because since cats were seen as more useful as mittens/fur, people naturally started to like the only other animal that eats roddents and tended to live under houses/stables/barns due to the heat they provided)
Random worldbuilding: there's a region in the country with a strong culture of offering homecooked dishes as gifts for all occasion. And over time, they have accumulated an entire category of dishware that aren't any particular individual's property - they are constantly in rotation, being gifted and re-gifted as the dish holding a pie, a casserole, loaf of bread, the list goes on. Once a gift dish is in your possession, you need to make something in it as a gift in return - not necessarily to the one you received it from, but to someone nonetheless.
They're called lovers' dishes, but not for any romantic reasons. The name was adopted after people started deeming the previous name, courtesan bowls, inappropriate. The term courtesan bowl was also a slightly more cleaned-up term replacing a previous one, as the dishware were originally known as slut cups. As they, you understand, they get around.
I firmly believe this should be a thing.
Make food for people. Give it to them and ask them to pass on the container with food to someone else.
Bonus points if it's chili.
I'd be tempted to make this a thing myself. Compose a little poem that instructs the reader to do exactly that - get the dish as a gift, give the dish as a gift, keep it in rotation, don't leave it on your shelf <3 - and get some oven dishes from goodwill or something, have them professionally engraved (do they do that? is that a thing you can do?) and then put them into rotation. The dishes I cook are dogshit at best but I want them into rotation.
