Selfish Machines

23. Illustrator. MassArt. HXC. Non-Binary. They/Them. Health-core. Mosher(s) Moshing

[rosa-nne]

*looks at a girl* oh wow

[versacetbh-blog]

i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

NPC Energy

[localstarboy]

He made the Harry Potter tune so wavy

[thequeenadwoa]

#BlackHogwarts

[kmarx]

[zaks-ghost-adventures]

We’re not here for beauty. We’re here for darkness

[notable-spinster]

sure, not all men, but a lot of men, and we have no way of knowing which ones

[tooiconic]

“sure, not all black people, but a lot of black people, and we have no way of knowing which ones.”

This is exactly how you sound.

[prophet-of-tesco]

“sure, not all muslims, but a lot of muslims, and we have no way of knowing which ones.”

[notable-spinster]

lettuce consult the fbi data:

Of the 1,864 women murdered in 2010, 91% were killed by men. (by contrast, of the 3,872 men murdered, only 9% were killed by women). Of all the women murdered (by either sex), over a third were killed by a husband or boyfriend. women have legitimate reason to fear men, even the ones they know. 

Of the 3,327 white people murdered in 2010, only 13% were killed by black people. 3% were killed by other or unknown races. white people do not have a statistically legitimate reason to fear other races.

women’s fear of men is based in reality, not bigotry. white people’s fear of other races is based in bigotry, not reality.

[tardisesandtitans]

This deserves much more than 294 notes

[haliagreen7]

OH MY GOD THANK YOU

[shortvideosandstuff]

[carnahan]

And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…

[airred]

santa’s creed

[theslickest-deactivated20240718]

this has been on queue since january 2nd and it was worth every minute

[tattoolife-blog1]

Artist Instagram: Jason_James_Tattoos

[kemurikusa]

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

[bad-intentixns]

In high school I was a loner

I was a reject, I was a poser

Multiple personalities, I’m bipolar

I swear I mean well, I’m still goin’ to hell

Witchcraft, love chants

Whisper in my ear, put me in a trance

Cocaine all night long

When I die bury with all my ice on

[wolfdead911-deactivated20221002]

[world-of-cats]

[fuocogo]

The hero we need

[janeplease]

*throws rocks at God’s window* hey! Why did u make me

[pidge-gunson-deactivated2018010]

Frankenstein by Mary Shelly

[setoshi-zombie]

Artist: KwangHo Shin

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[thecuckoohaslanded]

AW GREAT now I’m googling a bunch of extinct megafauna like Arctotherium, Argentavis magnificens, and Sarcosuchus imperator

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Sarcosuchus imperator: proof that crocodilian evolution DIDN’T FUCK AROUND

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Purussaurus: proof that not fucking around is an art form

[thecuckoohaslanded]

Argentavis magnificens: the reason sky gods had bird symbols

[thecuckoohaslanded]

BEAR VS ELEPHANT:

HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL:

ARCTOTHERIUM ANGUSTIDENS: AN UPSETTING QUANTITY OF BEAR

[the-gay-prometheus]

If I had pictures of size comparisons between an Irish Elk and a human being I’d put those here because ho damn.

[thecuckoohaslanded]

The Pleistocene is the reason we have nightmares.

[poriferathief]