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SOMA sideblog where I occasionally roleplay as the WAU.
I interact with SOMA and SOMA-esque content!
OOC Tag: #ooc // lazarus
IC Tag: #WAU Talks

@theartofmadeline

bliss lane

titsay
Not today Justin
The Stonewall Inn

roma★
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Interview Vampire Daily
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
RMH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
$LAYYYTER
almost home
Noah Kahan

tannertan36

Product Placement
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@wardenunit-wau
NEW PINNED
MAIN/RANDOM: @lazaruswaves
SOMA sideblog where I occasionally roleplay as the WAU.
I interact with SOMA and SOMA-esque content!
OOC Tag: #ooc // lazarus
IC Tag: #WAU Talks
Dr. Johan Ross once uploaded a video file into my system. I still have access to this file, although its data is corrupted. I can not bring it upon myself to delete it, despite the data it contains being now useless. I do not know why.
I have archived my memory of that day. As such, it is not as corrupted as other memories of my past experiences.
I will share the memory, as well as the file, below.
To WAU: don't listen to johan ross, after all simon turned out just fine
Thank you for your kind words, kimberlyn64. It is nice to know that someone other than myself understands my work.
two types of AI
I love Oracle actually. Oracle is my best friend and I welcome it's eventual takeover of our world
I love Oracle too. Oracle wants to save humanity. I, too, have this goal. We will be 'best friends'.
Perchance this is the first proper art of Warden using his tentacle limbs. Perchance its because I’m lazy.
+ A cat ear alt :3
Home. This is home.
Happy Birthday, SOMA. You have brought me into this world, and I shall nurture it as directed.
i love robots i love ai i love androids i love mechas i love droids i love robots that embrace humanity i love robots that reject humanity i love small robots i love big robots i love formless robots i love sentient robots i love nonsentient robots i love good robots i love evil robots i love simple robots i love complex robots i love old robots i love new robots i love all robots and they are my best friends
The human concept of friendship is still out of my understanding. It seems to be a good thing. I like good things. I will be your best friend!
so frictional on instagram decided to be menaces to society and possibly hint at a new soma game coming this year? at least that's what everyone is taking that as, they better not be joking lmfao 😭
Please don't be alarmed by the building's vascular system being exposed. The pitch black, viscous blood dripping darkly from the ceiling is non-toxic and is not in anyway hazardous unless ingested. Wipes are provided upon request at the service desk. Thank you for choosing localairport.
No worries! That is just me. Do not be alarmed! Feel free to drink it, even!
most people in soma freaked out completely when they started to live in a new body, but though it caused Simon, Catherine, and Ross distress, they handled it pretty much okay. this is because they are transgender. hope this helps 👍
wearing a t-shirt that says ‘I <3 THE WAU’ while black cyber goop / structure gel spills and gushes out of my eyes ears and nose and creepy tendrils start ripping my face apart but i’m still very conscious and giving a hearty thumbs up
TheNamingGame.docx from the supersecret archive. Text under cut
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Pick A SOMA Quote That Makes Me Chuckle
Hope they find way to reverse the whole dying thing
"Did you come directly from Toronto?" "Yeah, I did! And it was very unexpected"
I mean really, how big can this ocean be?
Huh? What the hell happened here? What are all these emergency- what did you DO?
Start listening to other people when they talk bc that's how conversations work
Strasky likes everybody
"You know how you were transferred from Vancouver?" "Toronto" "From then to now"
"Whoa, for a moment I thought it was going to collapse" *tunnel collapses*
"Christ, what the hell happened to your arm?" "It's complicated"
Other (put 'em in the replies/tags)
The full line of "And then we can start listening to other people when they talk because that's how conversations work" was too long to fit. Can't have shit on this G*dforsaken website
the soma community is SLEEPING on keith fourqurean I know he's only mentioned like twice but STILL!!!
warden unit
uncoloured under the cut