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I'm very much a proponent of "food not lawns" but I'm also fucking realistic that a ton of people do not have the resources/time/energy and getting into gardening is daunting as fuck. I'll excitedly encourage it but if people can't or even just don't want to then that's FINE. I hate the posts full of pictures of idealistic food lawns. Even outside of the actual growing and care, just processing a harvest takes so much damn time and More Energy and More Resources or Techniques and acting like it's as simple as "just grow your own food!" is setting people up for a huge letdown when they realize how much that can take

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i watered my garden every single day it didn't rain last summer. no matter how tired i was, i had to go trundle around with the hose and the watering can. because i didn't use pesticides, i lost all my pumpkins and squashes to a squash borer. my carrots didn't really amount to much. all my watermelons died on the vine, tiny. my grape vine still hasn't fruited. my herbs pretty much universally croaked. my lettuces looked great but were so bitter. i didn't harvest my cabbages in time and only got to eat one--the slugs got the rest. i planted a bunch of peppers and got almost nothing from them, just weird little gnarled green fists.

then i got an absolutely absurd amount of cucumbers and turned every single jar in my house into a pickle container. i'm still working my way through the six gallon freezer bags of frozen beefsteak tomatoes that august produced.

your garden will produce way less of a lot of stuff you want and way more of some stuff you're not prepared to consume or preserve. you have to water, to weed, to think about sun exposure, to debate about pesticides.

i love gardening! it's great, it keeps you grounded, it feels wonderful to materially contribute to the local ecosystem, to see the wasps and spiders and bees and butterflies, and fresh tomatoes are delicious! but it's SO MUCH MORE WORK THAN A LAWN.

manyblinkinglights

#good work is still work

When you get somebody to read your fave book and now what they'll go through...

#books #mine #bookish #booklr #fave books #reading #reads #reader

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Me, as soon as I walk into someone's house: So . . . where are your bookshelves?

vagueenthusiast

Oh, you won’t need ink.

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staticcolour

The Gangsey

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WOW I LOVE THE RAVEN CYCLE

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When you’re reading a book with multiple perspectives and it’s taking forever to get to your favourite character’s chapter:

diaryofabrokegirl

Instagram : @bookbean_

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actuallylotor

someone: *mentions my favorite character*

me: *vibrating at frequency that shatters glass* yeah I love them a normal amount

glumshoe

I used to feed the crows on campus every day because it was easier than making human friends (I had one already - and Robin likes crows as much as I do). Pretty soon, they figured out where I lived and would alight upon my dorm windowsill and watch me. I offered them only healthy things, like leftover fish, hard boiled eggs, nuts, suet, and dog food. They were already habituated to humans and had no fear of us, and I figured it was better to feed them real food instead of the french fries they’d get tossed.

It only got weird when people began to notice that crows would follow me to class. Two in particular would fly alongside me as I walked across campus, landing and cawing for treats and keeping pace with me. Sometimes people would try to scare them off and I’d have to explain that Heinrich and Fatima weren’t bad omens signaling my doom, just spoiled little brats.

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

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yes good but what about the ~character development~ as they learn to cope with their powers and overcome their fears

the pyrokinetic swimmer wading out into the ocean armed with waterproof matches to practice so nothing goes wrong, building her confidence with the sea as her safety net, being so proud when she figures out how to heat the air just enough that she dries off instantly after swimming

the boy slowly overcoming his fear of heights, realizing that he can catch himself if he ever falls, standing swaying on top of playground sets and closing his eyes as he tries to safely hover down (and not fall on his face again)

the girl’s terror lessening as the previously terrifying cacophony of the dogs at the park turns into a chorus of “ball! ball! throw me the ball!” “it’s me! I’m the good boy!” and “squirrel!!!” and learning to communicate back, have them listen to her, learning how to calm down a dog who’s overexcited to the point of biting, discovering that the scary dog down the street is just home alone a lot and lonely, staring her fear in the face and learning its secrets

because being disgusted with their powers is interesting, but I want to see people learning to love even the scary and contradictory parts of themselves