Welcome Sidekick! @warf-emporium - Tumblr Blog

I got front stuck and NOW I’m making it tumblr’s problem

so hello! Hi! Bonjour! Welcome ladies and gentleman and all other configurations of being!

MY name is Wilford Warfstache and this is my ask blog! Feel free to ask questions, roleplay silly shananigains, or just send me memes! I will react accordingly!

That being said- do behave yourselves! No NSFW asks, I WILL BLOCK YOU, nothing too pokey feely about my past(WKM) [that’s just RUDE if you ask me] and have fun! I don’t bite [strangers at-least]!

Oh and no small children, I will not placate for you so GO AWAY

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#Ask the Stache!｡˚○ - answering questions

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DNI and INT below

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spaghettiandtears

drawings from reference

maybemdx

he's so iconic

I forgot how fun he is to draw. wilford warfstache they could never make me hate you

Call me old if you’d like, but I’m honestly growing tired of this era having an app for everything, you shouldn’t need to push so many buttons and put in codes to talk to a person! I should be able to go up to a total stranger and ask where a nice restaurant is, if the place they work at are hiring, or how their bloody day was! People need to stop being glued to their phones. And you shouldn’t have be forced to use a phone to complete a social interaction or a transaction!

#💝tas #just rambling at this point #I may be from the 1900’s but that doesnt mean I don’t like phones #they’re neat!#I just hate how much people are FORCED to use them.#anti endo #anti poly mind #anti tulpa #anti willo #fictive ask blog

laughableillusions

Real talk tho the concept of Darkiplier is so interesting. Hello everybody my name is Markiplier, I am constantly hunted by the manifestation of my sins in the form of my resurrected dead brother-in-law who is also possessed by my ex-wife who cheated on me and they are sharing the same body. Also my house is evil. I am operating on some Dorian Gray level shit actually. Today we are going to be playing five nights at Freddy’s. The guy who my ex-wife cheated on me with ascended to godhood.

bearloonz

spurred on by an ask i got that i will definitely get to : ms piggy and kermit are two characters i genuinely think could be done as either yaoi or yuri if you think of it hard enough. This is because there is a beautiful world where Kermit is a butch lesbian with his beautiful femme wife. And there is another world where Ms Piggy is a drag queen with her beautiful otter husband. Or they could be bisexual and t4t. I think they could do it all.

warheads-r-us-deactivated202301

Yes, that’s a gun in my pants. No, I’m not happy to see you.

spaghettiandtears

wilford kind of day

maidthings

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

3psboyd

Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.