Cringe fail tarnished

Noah they/them 25 Send me lots of asks!!!! by the way I'm bi I post random shit and that's about it anymore

[mtsodie]

genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post

[frontmansdefender]

Oh Wikipedia. Never change

[wholesome-animal-images]

[okthatsgreat]

great game

[oozygutz]

sorry the ballerina exploded during your coming out, it was kinda rude and i dont know why she had to steal your thunder like that.

[c-53]

2 days off zoloft and I’m crashing tf out. Burst into tears twice because a tool at work wasn’t working. Doing good.

[c-53]

Seeing thisbfucking emoji while crying from stress made me so incandescently angry that I instantly stopped crying

[dychelicerae]

good thing she didn't overreact

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

never kill yourself . your next apple could be so good it makes you feel like a horse

[oulious]

[phantomrose96]

The Amogi getting censored when they remove their backpacks is so fucking funny actually. Full commitment to the bit.

[phantomrose96]

We have fully decided the Amogi are not people in spacesuits. The Amogi are in fact a species of creature. This creature has a single bone in its body, uniocular eyesight, and genitals of unknown shape under its weird backpack thing. The backpack unclips.

[phantomrose96]

The Amogi do wear clothes but considering they mix and match and no Amongus is ever censored for missing a specific garment, you can conclude the clothing is purely decorative. Sufficient state of dress for an Amongus only requires the backpack stay on.

[phantomrose96]

One Amongus is wearing Crocs btw. In the show. In case you wanted to know.

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[my-dailydreams]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

This picture is NOT CUTE

they are making her use Window 8. unimaginably cruel

[wizardarchetypes]

craziest thing in the world is how many restaurants have started not including fries or any side whatsoever with their burgers meanwhile the burgers cost the downpayment on a new car. you want $19 for a fucking sandwich and you aint gonna give me even a scoop of coleslaw on the side? you’ve truly lost your fucking mind. i’m filing a class action lawsuit atp

[transmechanicus]

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels

[rnismatch]

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

[tamagotchi]

😍fuck

[persephonaae]

Tarnished, before thou continueth upon this journey, I must take the time to send hate anon to Marika’s blog.

[accursed-worm]

mmm space blorbos

[kelocitta]

A10 is pissing me off