Troubled Paradise by Slayyyter

(He/They 27) big gay dog

[anxietyproblem]

[damian-is-here]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[goddessoftheblackcoast]

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

[daggersdawn]

wonder why it’s called that

[lrgcarter]

This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[oldbronxlady]

[zackisontumblr]

his name is Benny!

[captainfalloutfries]

[sunbed]

[bigsquidman]

Would you take a bite?

Playin around with making new OCs :D

[midiport]

[were--ralph]

Zootopia+ spoilers

there is literally no heterosexual explanation for any of this

[caramba-caramba]

He is the director of cinematography lol

[were--ralph]

WE WON!!1 WE WON!!

[marisashorror]

Night Mechanic

2020

[unsafescapewolf]

"Do not worry, I can protect you!"

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[duskdragonxiii]

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

[ghastlight-gravedig-ghoulboss]

God forbid women do anything

[b-lk]

pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers 

[imitationgod]

imagine youre out on the court playing basketball with your friends and you look up and you see a giant (like, several people long) piece of graffiti that just reads “GRANDMA HAS DIED”.

 you get beaned in the head by the basketball.

this is what playing splatoon is like

[imitationgod]

i was being extremely literal with this one btw

[theskeletonprior]

There is something so beautiful about reaching out to the monstrous with intent to touch it gently. To risk the sharp teeth and the lethal claws, to defy fear and revulsion, and choose to be delicate with something that can be, and often is, incredibly brutal.

[theskeletonprior]

I would be SO GENTLE with those tigers before they mauled me completely to death.

[gaycism]

gays ruined the word hole for eternity

[archgayge]

i wish someone would ruin my hole for eternity

[gaycism]