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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess
trying on a metaphor

JVL
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Misplaced Lens Cap
RMH
cherry valley forever

Product Placement
Stranger Things
Not today Justin
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

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@warmclouds
suomalainen mummocore
Tumblrin grandmacore-postaukset ei mielestäni pääse tarpeeksi lähelle suomalaista mummoutta, joten teen oman postauksen meille.
sokeripalan laittaminen suuhun ja/tai kahvin juominen tassilta
villasukan valmistuminen valon nopeudella
tuohinen vasu ostoskorina, vaihtoehtoisesti kahvipakkauksista ommeltu kassi
päässä kukkakuvioinen huivi joka on sidottu leuan alta
Fazerin Parhaat
täytekakut joiden päällä on kiivi- ja säilykepersikkasiivuja
pelargonit ikkunalaudalla
potkurilla kauppaan
aikuisille lapsenlapsille joululahjaksi käsipyyhkeitä
sauvakävely
pitsiverhot!!!!!
i want to be WOOED!!! i want to be ADORED!!! fuck anyone who says it’s “cheesy” or “a cliche” i want to be ROMANCED!!!
René-Antoine Houasse, Apollo pursuing Daphne (detail), 1677
A photo of the red Dust storm that took place in Sydney in 2009 photographed by Mezza
Juhannushoroskooppi
Oinas: meinaa tukehtua makkaraan
Härkä: feilaa juhannustaian ja kutsuu luokseen saatanan
Kaksoset: kaatuu kokkoon
Rapu: osallistuu orgioihin saunassa
Leijona: suututtaa humalaisen ja saa kaljat naamalleen
Neitsyt: eksyy veneillessään
Vaaka: kiipeää koivuun eikä pääse enää alas
Skorpioni: grillaa jotain mitä kukaan selväjärkinen ei grillaisi
Jousimies: tiputtaa kännykän järveen
Kauris: rakastuu mökkinaapuriin
Vesimies: nukkuu :/
Kalat: saa lokinpaskaa jäätelöönsä
TODAY IN HISTORY: Astronaut Sally Ride, first American woman in space, aboard the Shuttle Challenger, June 21, 1983.
(NASA)
Florence Welch photographed by Vincent Haycock
happy pride to everyone who’s still closeted
happy pride to everyone who’s been kicked out
happy pride to everyone who lives somewhere where it is illegal to love who they love
happy fucking pride to all of you, i love you with my whole heart and i promise you it will get better
Plate 3. “Partial and total eclipses of the sun.” The common sights in the heavens. 1862.
if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.
if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.
boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much
this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.
Details #2: The Pleiades, 1885, by Elihu Vedder.
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