Ive Got Hungey Eyes

I like bad music meet me in the pit

[romcommunist]

i am very pro “love is the most important thing to put into your cooking” but also. please season your shit

[livingdeadpoetssociety]

Love is stored in the garlic powder.

[pollyjean]

trump supporters on twitter accidentally creating the mishapocalypse 3.0

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Excited for 2021 just because we will celebrate the 30 year anniversary of Prince wearing Assless pants to the VMAS in 1991

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

Next time I hear someone praise harry styles I am showing them this image

[fiddlepickdouglas]

You think Harry wouldn't?

[halodite]

we know he wouldn’t

[faoileog]

and we hope he won’t!

[midiport]

[blue-star-above-me]

This holiday season, instead of donating to the salvation army, why not give your attention to a more worthy cause?

[orteil42]

meringue has always been there for me when i feel like pretending i’m chewing through a plaster wall

[goodsprings]

the lgtb (let’s get this bread) community

[browneyes-asiandragon]

[durlog]

good evening! what the fuck

[mewwon]

[chucklebot]

[lestatslestits]

Gonna go ahead and make the rest of my 2020 predictions now:

Christopher Eccleston snaps and assassinates a member of the royal family

Elvis turns up alive

JK Rowling attempts to regain followers by announcing on Twitter that Voldemort is trans

Firefly Season 2

LeFou and the gay extra from the live action Beauty and the Beast get their own Disney+ Series

[lazarus-lazuli]

In retrospect I’d like to now declare this the funniest fucking Tweet of all time 

[cozycryptidcorner]

Documentary: And in five billion years, the sun will expand, devouring earth in fire-

Seven-year-old me:

[dapper-comedy]

*does a gay little confession that sends me to super hell and pisses you off*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bisexuanal]

I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad

[patrickat]

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

[runcibility]

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

[smitethestate]

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

[soryualeksi]

“Haha, that’ll TEACH my wife!!”

Dude, you’re supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.

[january-warlock]

#marie kondo your marriage

[bloodytales]

Don’t put up with stupid. If your husband or boyfriend does this may I suggest… well… treating him like the idiot he pretends to be? Use it as a “teaching moment.”

“Honey come here. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you didn’t know what Tupperware you have to use. Here, let me explain every container we have. That way the next time you have to put food away you know which container to use.”

And then proceed, in excruciating detail, which containers are which, what they are used for, the correct lids, and how to put on the lids. Do it in as condescending voice as possible.

If he tries to say that he knows, or tries to stop you in any way, just calmly say, “no, you shouldn’t be embarrassed by this. It’s okay to admit you don’t know how to do something. Next time just ask, sweetie.” And continue in as much inane detail as possible.

If he tries this bullshit again, pat him on the head, and say “good try, but let’s review” and then do it all over again.