Someone: it must be so sad to lose people so close to you. Allura and Adam didn't deserve this, Kuron and Lotor deserved a second chance. Lance, knowing full well that Allura, Adam, Kuron and Lotor are still alive and only playing dead cause they didn't want to deal with voltron/universe shit anymore and therefore are hiding in Lance's farmhouse; rent free and being a pain in the ass: It is indeed painful :(
Lance running a hideaway for the recently deceased is precisely the kind of content that I would adore reading in a fic.
Lance: Pidge you remember that time you were having trouble reverse engineering the tracker from Lotor’s ship? Have you tried doing this--
Pidge: What the hell!? How’d you figure that out?
Lance: I’m smart, y’know.
Pidge: No really, who told you?
Lance, bringing Hunk on a tour of his farm: And over here we have the cows!
Lance, clearing his throat: I SAID--AND OVER HERE WE HAVE THE COWS!
Antok: BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK
Lance, pushing Hunk towards the greenhouse: Silly me, did I say cows? I meant congested baby...uh, demon goats. Let’s look at the flowers.
Veronica: *wanders down to the kitchen at 3 AM*
Kitchen: *stuffed with Allura, Lotor, Kuron, Adam, Antok and Thace drinking beers, caught in headlights*
Kitchen: *abruptly empty*
Veronica: ...note to self Arrussian mumbleberries are a narcotic.
Shiro: I’ve been getting love letters recently. They remind me of Adam.
Adam, hiding under the table: *kicks Lance*
Lance: OW no it’s not me not me at all ow I have no idea ow ow ow--
Keith: *happens to catch Lotor watering Lance’s juniberries*
Keith: *goes back to the house*
Lance: Keith? What are you doing?
Keith: Your farm’s haunted.
Keith, cocking his gun: Your farm’s haunted.
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