Skywarp

pfp by me "You waste more energy with your mouth!"

[warpspeed-official]

Hey everybody! You didn’t forget to invite me did you?! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! How very very silly of you! Who could POSSIBLY forget everyone’s favorite seeker? That’s right! I’m back!!! Isn’t this sooo exciting?! Just wanna join in on all the fun you seem to be having around here. Anyways: All hail Megatron!

Open rp blog for Skywarp (transformers)

Rules: no hate speech, no nsfw, thats about it

I’m gonna say +18 even though there isn’t gonna be any nsfw content, just gore and the like ig I am an aduuuuult also probably tw for suicide I just want to cover my bases here

Tags: ask warp

My main blog/art: @curiousmadhouse

Border credits: @vrtualseraph

[warpspeed-official]

ooc: My absurdly long Skywarp playlist

I'm still trying to add new songs though lol

[warpspeed-official]

Ypu were secretly licked by several of us fleshies over the past 72 hours (we are small and sneaky) consensus: grape flavoured

Oh primus....I need to gotta get to the wash racks fraggin' immediately...also, what's a grape? If I get some nasty organic germs from this I'm killing all of you.

[warpspeed-official]

and why he ourple 🤣🤣🤣

What-I don't...ourple? Is this some strange fleshie language? Primus you creatures are weird!

[warpspeed-official]

Lieutenant my aft...why do I always get stuck guarding the brig? They should have one of those ugly cassettes do it instead! They're disposable enough...

[warpspeed-official]

Lieutenant Skywarp.

A Lieutenant utilizes the rank-and-file under their command to handle minor station maintenance...

They do not throw tantrums or waste time complaining to the Chief Security Officer.

If you have forgotten your operational responsibilities, I am entirely capable of reassigning you to lower-tier manual labor where the workload is... less complex.

Return to your post and focus on your actual duties... let us ensure this is the last lapse in discipline I have to log this solar-cycle.

—Commander Starscream, SiC

...Of course Commander. *Skywarp storms off in barely contained anger, surely to be taken out on some unfortunate lower ranking decepticons, or cassettes at a later time*

[astarmustburn-offical]

*He sends Skywarp a non-optional comm.*

I know you...

Do not attempt to take out your frustration onto others.

Our current resource pool is far too finite to waste on repairs caused by your lack of self-discipline.

If a single report of unauthorized assault reaches my desk, I will enact the reassignment notice...

That will be your only warning.

[warpspeed-official]

*Skywarp pointedly ignores the communication, electing instead to teleport down onto the planet below to blow off some steam in a way less likely to get him demoted: murdering organics and blowing up some of the local landscape.*

Stupid fragging Starscream! Uptight glitch! I'm gonna puch that dumb high and mighty look right off his face!

*instead he punches the side of a cliff face, chunks of rock crumbling and falling to the ground. He then proceeds to shoot it a few times for good measure before warping back to his post on the Nemesis before his absence could be felt.*

[warpspeed-official]

Lieutenant Skywarp.

A Lieutenant utilizes the rank-and-file under their command to handle minor station maintenance...

They do not throw tantrums or waste time complaining to the Chief Security Officer.

If you have forgotten your operational responsibilities, I am entirely capable of reassigning you to lower-tier manual labor where the workload is... less complex.

Return to your post and focus on your actual duties... let us ensure this is the last lapse in discipline I have to log this solar-cycle.

—Commander Starscream, SiC

...Of course Commander. *Skywarp storms off in barely contained anger, surely to be taken out on some unfortunate lower ranking decepticons, or cassettes at a later time*

[warpspeed-official]

Ok mister hard to get, if you find out that it’s a cybertronian who secretly likes you? Huh?!

(I have to say this: I’m very VERYYY happy to see an entire blog dedicated to Skywarp! He’s my favorite character of the Transformers franchise! Big big love you beautiful artist)

Hah! Ok human, I'll play along with your little scenario, though I dunno why you're so obsessed with it. Is this imaginary cybertronian still my best friend? In that case it would be........oh primus, THUNDERCRACKER?! Wha-he's not-no way! I-but he doesn't right? He's-he's- *Skywarp teleports away*

Ooc: same obviously lol, thanks ^////^ I'm glad someones interested!

[astarmustburn-offical]

Get yourself together.

[warpspeed-official]

What's your problem screamer? Least you could do is solve this obvious organic infestation! How do these things keep finding me???

[astarmustburn-offical]

I do not have the time to dispose of organics, I have responsibilities...

As do you.

Dispose of these organisms yourself, or send Barricade a comm.

We have enforcement and pest disposal officers for a reason, Lieutenant Skywarp.

Dismissed...

[warpspeed-official]

Dismissed? Dismissed?! Grah! *He slams a ped into the ship wall in frustration* Barricade isn't even here! Guess I gotta slaggin' do it myself...what responsibilities? Bunch a scrap...it's Soundwave's fault they got in to start anyway! Isn't he meant to be chief security officer? *with that he picks up the human and crushes it in one servo*

[warpspeed-official]

Ok mister hard to get, if you find out that it’s a cybertronian who secretly likes you? Huh?!

(I have to say this: I’m very VERYYY happy to see an entire blog dedicated to Skywarp! He’s my favorite character of the Transformers franchise! Big big love you beautiful artist)

Hah! Ok human, I'll play along with your little scenario, though I dunno why you're so obsessed with it. Is this imaginary cybertronian still my best friend? In that case it would be........oh primus, THUNDERCRACKER?! Wha-he's not-no way! I-but he doesn't right? He's-he's- *Skywarp teleports away*

Ooc: same obviously lol, thanks ^////^ I'm glad someones interested!

[astarmustburn-offical]

Get yourself together.

[warpspeed-official]

What's your problem screamer? Least you could do is solve this obvious organic infestation! How do these things keep finding me???

[warpspeed-official]

Ok mister hard to get, if you find out that it’s a cybertronian who secretly likes you? Huh?!

(I have to say this: I’m very VERYYY happy to see an entire blog dedicated to Skywarp! He’s my favorite character of the Transformers franchise! Big big love you beautiful artist)

Hah! Ok human, I'll play along with your little scenario, though I dunno why you're so obsessed with it. Is this imaginary cybertronian still my best friend? In that case it would be........oh primus, THUNDERCRACKER?! Wha-he's not-no way! I-but he doesn't right? He's-he's- *Skywarp teleports away*

Ooc: same obviously lol, thanks ^////^ I'm glad someones interested!

[warpspeed-official]

skywarp what🎤s it like beinf so cool and awesome and gorgeous and cool all the time 🎤everyday 24/7 🎤🎤🎤

What...are you-? Me? Heh...wow. I'm not. Just a regular deception, and a big dumbaft heheh. Really, I'm not good for anything asides from getting places quickly, an killin' autobots of course. Firstly I'm a soldier. Or whatever Megatron wants me to be.

[warpspeed-official]

Hey hottie warp~ *squishy trying to rizz Skywarp with rose in her mouth*

Ech, what's with you weird creatures?! Don't you get that we've killed probably thousands of you, not even cuz we have to, just for fun! Give me one good reason not to squash you right now. Ugh, maybe I can use you as bait for those autonerds.

[doc-nickel-official]

Skywarp is carried into the medbay, currently bleeding out from the stump of a lost arm and an open gash extending from the top of his chassis down to his leg.

ooc: Heeeelp only decepticon medic pls

*Cracks knuckles*

Can you speak?

*Nickel pulls out a soldering gun, starting to work on his arm*

[warpspeed-official]

*He coughs up more energon before his optics flicker back on* Eergh...yeah, jus-just about hehe. *Skywarp winces as the soldering gun makes contact with the raw edges of the wound.

[doc-nickel-official]

Whiny. What happened

*She finishes up the stub of his arm, covering it with a tin foil like sheet before moving to his chest

*she pulls out a saw, cutting the more jagged ends of armor in order to have a smooth cut to work with*

[warpspeed-official]

Weeell, that's a funny story really! It involves a huge bomb, a poorly timed teleport and many MANY cycles in void space! *He laughs manically and mimes an explosion, complete with sound effects, accidentally smacking some medical supplies around with the remaining limb* Hahah! You get the idea!

[warpspeed-official]

Hey Warp! Hypothetically, what if you find out that your bestie squishy that you know for years has a crush on you ?

PS I love your way of drawing Skywarp, respect 🫡💐

My WHAT?! EEEWEWEWEW!!! *proceeds to make fake purging noises for several minutes* Why would I ever know a squishy for longer than it takes to grind 'em into a paste on the bottom of my peds? But in that IMPOSSIBLE scenario it would probably go something like this:

ooc: Thanks ^u^

[doc-nickel-official]

Skywarp is carried into the medbay, currently bleeding out from the stump of a lost arm and an open gash extending from the top of his chassis down to his leg.

ooc: Heeeelp only decepticon medic pls

*Cracks knuckles*

Can you speak?

*Nickel pulls out a soldering gun, starting to work on his arm*

[warpspeed-official]

*He coughs up more energon before his optics flicker back on* Eergh...yeah, jus-just about hehe. *Skywarp winces as the soldering gun makes contact with the raw edges of the wound.

[astarmustburn-offical]

*vop* H-hey Screamer, didja miss me? *promptly collapses on the ground in a pool of his own energon*

. . .

I'll... contact a medic.

[warpspeed-official]

too busy being unconscious to respond

ooc: are there even any medics on the nemesis?

[warpspeed-official]

Do you consider yourself more of a bug or a bird. All flyers fall into one of these two categories that's just how it goes

Hmmm, all flyers? Really? M'kay then...I sure don't wanna be one of those gross organic ones, and Screamer is always sayin' I'm a pest sooooo bug I guess. Not overly fond of bombshell and the other ones but it sure beats being a squishy.