It's them, My Blorbos from the Vulgate (not to be confused with Bleoberis from the Vulgate, a different guy). One brother has anger issues, and the other would rather die than admit he's ever had a negative emotion in his life! Very normal of them! I'm sure their childhood trauma had nothing to do with it and it's fine. :)
The Vulgate truly is a chronicle of Saraide repeatedly trying to keep all of the Lady of the Lake's adopted children alive.












