with great power comes great bullshit

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schizophrcnic 

“Excuse you? 

You better watch your mouth, Nathan.   I’m not... not some kind of lackey you can pay to keep quiet. 

And if something happens to me, at-at this rate? With our track records? The school will know, wi-without a doubt, you’re involved. 

Then your poor precious sugar daddy won’t be able to pay your way outta trouble.” 

Max extends her hand out, palm facing upward, wiggling her fingers. 

“Now, my journal, if you don’t mind.”

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Ayyy, like for a starter (probs banter). I really want to get max off the ground and active with interactions and various relations!

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chloe-bluebutterfly:

Chloe had received Max’s texts that day, being notified that some of her classes had been cancelled and it made Chloe’s heart stutter with hope. That meant more time to look for Rachel.. She was quick to reply to them. 

[ text message: Bat Max ] Be in front of your school in ten.

And that where she found herself. Right in front of Blackwell in her truck, her fingertips drumming on the steering wheel impatiently while her whole focus was suddenly on Rachel. They’d find thing that lead to her, that would help her find Rachel so they could finally leave this fucking place. 

“Get in loser, we’re going to own this dominate the fucking world.” Chloe called out to Max when she saw her coming down the school steps and gestured for her to come to the truck. 

The phone vibrated in her hand, a popup notification brightening the screen to show Chloe’s response. What sort of mischief were they going to get into this time, Max wondered while she waited.

Rachel Amber... someone Max did not even know yet she was putting her own reputation on the line to find her. It was for Chloe. Max reminded herself, rocking on her heels, clutching the strap of her camera bag with both hands. What was going to happen once the two found her? Would Max turn into the unwanted tag-along? Would... would Chloe even want to even hang around her once she had Rachel back? 

Screeching brakes from Chloe’s rusted old truck dragged Max from the negative thoughts flooding her mind. A sigh of relief, Max forced a smile on her tired face, not wasting a second to hop into the passenger seat once the vehicle stopped.

“I’m not against this plan but aren’t you jumping just a bit ahead? We haven’t even taken over Arcadia Bay yet. One thing at a time, Chloe.” 

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theharellan​

“Doesn’t your butt hurt yet?

It looks like you haven’t moved an inch all day. What are you reading that’s so interesting, anyway? I-f you don’t mind me asking. 

It can’t be homework. I’ve never seen anybody so invested in homework before.”

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"You look really pale... I'll get you some water, alright?"

Injury/Illness starter sentences 

Leaning her back against the wall for support, Max hunched over with her face buried into the palms of her hand.  

“It’s okay, Chloe. I’m good. I just... stood up a bit too fast.”

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*squints real hard at sidebar of ‘webpage’*

holy shit?? is that rachel & jefferson??

aaaa I did not expect this to get so much attention so I should explain myself!!

why do I think it’s rachel? 

Because if you notice the male’s face, it looks dark but there’s a pink tint to it. Whoever the pair is, they’re engulfed in a shadow (possibly inside a car?) making their skin, hair, clothes darker than they would be. As you can see, the palm is much brighter in comparison to the hand around the female’s shoulder. Rachel has a dirty-blonde color to her hair. 

Look at her various images on google search: (the official images, anyway) if you have that sort of hair color with the brown tint, a shadow will make your hair appear darker than it is. You can tell that’s the case because of how the artist painted it. There’s the shine in the middle. 

Also if we want to get really technical, it looks like the shirt she is wearing is red and the blue belongs to Jefferson’s blazer? At least we know jefferson smooches without his glasses! at least he’s considerate lmao 

The real question, I think, is why would the photographer post this image when the pair clearly didn’t want to be photographed? There no text for us to read, we’re just given an image.

 So my suspicious mind thinks it might be a ~clue~ for players to believe what Stella tells Max in the first episode because otherwise, there is no concrete proof that Stella was telling the truth about the pair being involved.

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yourwhiteknightwarren:

“Well that’s me white knight at your service, got a gret habit of being in the right place at the right time. Better my face be his punching bag than yours. Besides he didn’t kick me in the ribs this time so….

That’s a bonus.

You… I mean it’d be like awesome and totally appreciated but you seem to be involved in some pretty heavy stuff- stuff you still won’t tell me not that I’m bitter or anything- But are you sure you don’t have better things to do than be Nurse Max?”

“I’m still not quite sure what I even did to deserve my very own knight but... thank you. 

Ah, well... yeah, things have been crazy these past few days and Chloe is probably waiting for me to show up at any moment but I’m sure she won’t completely mind if I, uh, showed up an hour late. I’ll still let her know though. 

You’ve had a hard week too and... and I keep blowing you off, it feels like. 

This is the least I can do to show my gratitude. Chloe will understand.” 

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*squints real hard at sidebar of ‘webpage’*

holy shit?? is that rachel & jefferson??

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combatsituation:

“Non-specific reasons. Oh, it’s a Polaroid. Aren’t you just a retro young thing. Hm.” He’s being condescending. Which, is annoying.

“I can hear you, y'know. I’m not deaf.”

Oh great... he was the same sort of person Victoria was, wasn’t he? Max stared up at him, hand on hip as she contemplated kicking him in the shin, taking back her camera and quickly rewinding before he had time to react. 

But although she wanted her camera back, Max also wanted to make a point. There wasn’t anything wrong with being “retro”.

“I like how the pictures come out and the whole world is constantly changing. Improving. One day, we’re not going to remember what photos from the 70s used to look like. 

So... it’s... it’s like looking at the present through a lens from the past but you have a sharper image.” She crossed her arms with an annoyed huff, cheeks glowing from embarrassment. 

“Y-yeah? Then you’d know I didn’t even say anything bad about you. It’s just been a really stressful week. May I have my camera back. Please?” 

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justgottaletg0 

Max begins coughing, hand waving back and forth to clear the smoke the wind blew directly in her face. 

“Chloe, you should really quit smoking. You know it isn’t good for your health. I shouldn’t have to tell you this...”

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“I just sneezed and hit myself in the face with my knee.” (( that's so chloe

Injury/Illness starter sentences

Max slaps her palm over her mouth, muffling the small bouts of laughter that managed to spill past her lips. A purple tinged bruise was already making itself visible under Chloe’s eye, looking more like the result of pissing off the wrong person. 

“Wow...” She sighed, shaking her head. “Your knee really did a number on your face. I’m sort of disappointed, Chloe! 

Here I thought you could take anyone on, even yourself!"

[angstmemes]

injury/illness sentence starters

“It’s alright, the cut isn’t that deep.” “I think I heard a snap, are you okay?” “Can you still wiggle your toes?” “Wow are you okay?! You fell really hard.” “What happened to your face?!” “That looks like a nasty burn, did you have it looked at?” “Hello? Can you hear me? You hit your head really badly and you were out for a moment…” “Don’t worry, the ambulance is on it’s way, you fell down the stairs and hit your head. You’ll be alright.” “I don’t think bones are supposed to stick out like that.” “I can’t see. I can’t see!” “No, I’m certain that’s infected.” “You should be more careful! This is the third time you’ve sprained something this week.” “That’s a lot of blood for a small cut…” “Oh my god! Are you okay?!” “I know it hurts, but it’s going to be okay. You’re not alone.” “You’re in the hospital. You had an accident.” “I’ve been having weird cramps all day.” “I think I’m going to faint.” “My sight is going all fuzzy… what does that mean?” “Shit! I just hurt my back. Can you help me?” “I think I’m going to be sick.” “I’m never wearing these heels again. Thank god it’s just a sprain, but… I’ll break them next, I swear.” “I can’t keep anything in right now. Everything I eat comes back out.” “I came as soon as you called. How are you feeling?” “How long have you been throwing up?” “Why do you keep rubbing your eyes? Is something wrong?” “I just sneezed and hit myself in the face with my knee.” “Didn’t the doctor say you needed rest? Because I don’t call this rest.” “Do you want to end up in the hospital again?!” “Was it something you ate?” “Is it an allergy? Do I need to call an ambulance?” “My skin is burning…” “I can’t do this anymore, this hurts too much, I’m going to scream.” “You look really pale… I’ll get you some water, alright?” “Don’t move, your neck might be broken. Just lie still until the ambulance gets here, okay?” “Never thought I’d be visiting a stranger in the hospital, but I guess that doesn’t count for strangers I hit with my car.”

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ariiesis:

“ that’s okay, i like talking about random things. im more of a coffee gal myself. green tea is pretty good though ”

“Now, if you like green tea, you should definitely try matcha. It’s pretty much the same thing but with a stronger taste.

Hah! If we keep discussing tea like this, I’m gonna start craving it. There is a cafe in town but it’s kinda last minute. I’m sure you have other things to get to. 

Maybe.. whenever you have a moment, I could show you?”

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» NAME: Maxine Caulfield » AGE: Eighteen » SPECIES: Human  » GENDER: Female » ORIENTATION:  sk8er boys Confused. » TITLE:  Maximums Overdrive, 

PHYSICAL ASPECTS

» HAIR: Auburn, more ginger in summertime. Shaves head. » EYES: Sky blue eyes.  » SKIN: Pale complexion with  a sea of freckles splashed across her face and body.  » HEIGHT: 5′5″ » WEIGHT:  Healthy, but on the lower end of what is considered healthy

FAMILY

» SIBLINGS: None » PARENTS:  Ryan & Vanessa Caulfield  » GRANDPARENTS: Deceased » OTHER RELATIVES: probably. » ANY PETS?: None

SKILLS

» PHYSICAL BUILD:  Max is a wisp of a woman and at first glance, not only can you tell she’s a “hipster” but she doesn’t look strong. Her arms and legs are very thin, lacking both fat and muscle. Chestnut brown bangs hang directly above sky blue eyes, longer strands falling just inches below her chin framing her face.  » ABILITIES:   Max can rewind, stop & jump to moments in the distant past so long as she’s focusing clearly on a picture. But too much of this, especially trying to rewind too far back, starts taking a toll on her body. First it begins with getting light headed as a headache slams into her skull. Although Max tries to avoid using her powers for silly mistakes, she still manages to overdo it. Her headache worsens and her nose starts bleeding. But in order to stop time, she must reach this point.

» HOBBIES:  Video Games, playing guitar, photography, Magick (card game), snooping through people’s garbage & learning all their secrets. 

TRAITS

—— POSITIVE ——

Courageous

Conscientious

Creative

Sympathetic

Perceptive

Good-Natured

——- NEGATIVE ——-

Nosy

Shy

Overcritical

Secretive

Self-conscious

Sticky-Fingers

LIKES

» COLORS: pink, blue, maroon » SMELLS:  Her sweater is beginning to develop a bit of a sour smell from the excessive amount of running she’s been doing as of late. It’s faint but if the hoodie isn’t washed soon, the smell will only grow. Those walking around her may get a quick whiff of Ammonia but it’s usually gone after the scent hits their nostrils. When Max is without her sweater, the smell of smoke from the incense she burns is more obvious. But lately, hanging out with Chole has turned Max into a walking cigarette. Not... literally. Max just smells like one.  » FOOD:  Bacon, chocolate dipped coconut cookies & generally whatever is sugary. » DRINKS: soda, tea, & coffee » ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES?:  Ew, gross.

>DONE! Now tag other 15 people to do it! jk, if you want 

[empathicstars]

a quick list of things every roleplayer should know

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empathicstars:

- the word “dependent” does not have an “a” in it

- when making a page in theme editor, click “show a link to this page” to make the page available in mobile 

- to make something in small font, highlight the text you want small and use “ctrl” + “shift” + “-” 

- to highlight all the words in your post, use “ctrl” + “a” 

- if you need to move something to another post and you need to carry over someone’s icon, move the other user’s picture over by right clicking it, clicking either “copy image” or “copy image URL”, and pasting it in the new post. ( alternatively, you can also change it to HTML and use this code. <figure><img src=“URL OF PICTURE HERE”></figure> )

- to change a size of an image in post, ad height and width to the picture coding. <figure><img src=“URL OF PICTURE HERE” data-orig-height=“THE HEIGHT YOU WANT” data-orig-width=“THE WIDTH YOU WANT” alt=“image” /></figure>

- if you @ someone in a post but save it to drafts or edit it later, it will untag them. you will need to @ them again. 

- mass tag replacer ( there is also one included in X-Kit, along with other things such as automatic tagging, blacklist, etc ) 

- you’re going to need to manually place blockquotes around images. to do so, go into the HTML and put the coding of <blockquote> around the image, and then </blockquote> when the image or group of text is done ( if after the image, it’s usually after </figure> ). Sometimes, however, the “<figure>” coding will break and will stop a blockquote right then and there, so you may need to remove it. you cannot go back to “rich text” after putting a blockquote around a picture, as it will delete it. merely click the little arrow down from ‘post’, click ‘preview on blog’, and when it’s satisfactory, click ‘post’ with it still in HTML. 

- before every single reply, read someone’s rules just to clarify you are not overstepping boundaries in any way! 

- NEVER REBLOG AS LINK. ALWAYS REBLOG AS TEXT. 

- to make regular sized and small font the same size on your blog, use this code after the end brace of “body” :    sup, small, sub {    font-size:DESIRED FONT SIZE HEREpx;}

- general etiquette is two replies to one post – the person’s previous reply and your reply. this means reblogging asks often breaks etiquette, and should be moved to new posts. 

- when changing URLs, keep your old URL and use this code for a redirect page. not only will it redirect users to your new page, it will also redirect them to the page they were trying to reach but on your new page. ( for example, if they were going to OLDURL.tumblr.com/ask, it’ll redirect to NEWURL.tumblr.com/ask )

- if you’re trying to send an ask but someone’s theme prevents you from seeing the full ask box and thus hitting “send”, use THEIRURL.tumblr.com/ask/mobile. also works for submit. 

- only the first 5 tags in a new post actually will show up in Tumblr tags

- you are a fantastic roleplayer and should not sell yourself short  (✿◠‿◠)

    FOR MORE INFORMATION ON ROLEPLAYING, SUCH AS THEME BUILDING, TAGGING, TRACKING TAGS, TERMINOLOGY, AND ETIQUETTE, ETC., CHECK OUT THIS LINK

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combatsituation

“Hey! Give that back. What do you need with a camera anyway?” Mumbles under her breath. 

“I put it down for a second and this happens! You’re having a great day so far, Max.”

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yourwhiteknightwarren 

“You kind of are like my knight in shining armor. Ugh, that kid needs a serious chill pill. I know he’s got an anger issue but this... this is the second time Nathan has tried going after me and... your face became his punching bag. 

Again. 

It’s not as bad as the other day but... your eye does look like it keeps getting darker. That’s... probably not a good sign.

How about I go get you some ice? I should at least take care of you until the swelling goes down.”