I Made A Blog About Cats

I hate myself but I sure do love fictional cats

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

I aint risking it.

[hiscutewittlekitty-deactivated2]

10 10 10

[apocalyptotyler]

Always reblog money cat

[catchymemes]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Literally can name 5 evil things about him right now:

Tried to cheat one of his employees out of his inheritance

Tried to use the image of a dead man for the purpose of marketing something he would have hated

Business owner

French (this counts as two)

[wonderstruck]

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

[warriorrcatts]

Um so I HATE that everyone isn't together. Like fighting all from different places? No. I want them together pls.

[tarkatan]

[dovewingz]

please look at this tweet that ive thought about every day since i saw it

[ id: a tweet from user K40rin, which reads: “was reading a comment thread about how Yellowfang saw Fireheart as her son thus Squirrelflight & Leafpool are essentially her granddaughters. Yellow’s deceased kits are Hopekit & Wishkit. Squirrel & Leaf’s novellas are called Squirrelflight’s Hope & Leafpool’s Wish. I am crying now. /end id ]

[amimakingyouuncomfortable-blog]

I have no idea how this website works I’m so lost haha

[canon-notcanon-warriorcats]

Do you know if squirrelflight is ever explicitly mentioned as having rly short legs like everyone always draws her with? The only thing I can find on the wiki is one scene where she’s still an apprentice and they say she’s shorter than 2 other characters, which doesn’t really say much

the fact that she was nearly warrior age by then and still that short and the fact that by 6 months cats are nearly to their full height (maybe like an inch to go at most, their growth to a full adult cat is mostly bulking up, kind of like how teenagers are basically done growing height-wise and just need to get like the adult full-ness) makes a lot of people see her as short

and also it’s fun

[ilca6]

This may just be an obscure bit that Moonkitti made up, but wasn’t she like,, having a hard time crossing the stream when they were exploring the lake territories bcs she was short

[canon-notcanon-warriorcats]

no that actually happened! i think that's what anon is talking about

[canon-notcanon-warriorcats]

you know if you had said the phrase “Tawnypelt kills Berrynose, the former ThunderClan deputy, in the same style as Scourge killed her father” a few months ago i wouldn’t have believed you and probably would’ve thought you had gotten some wild fanfiction confused with the canon books

but no

it’s real

[canon-notcanon-warriorcats]

Its Goosefeather pretending to be Ashfur. Worst set up twist ever but itd also be really funny

it’s hawkfrost pretending to be goosefeather pretending to be ashfur

[fridaystar]

“You must miss him.”

[sisypheus]

alright babes, uquiz time.

find out who you would be in fantasy society. i’m reblogging with a link so tumblr doesn’t hide this. 

[sisypheus]

https://uquiz.com/hqYqHQ

[lynxleap]

this is literally the funniest way the wiki could’ve worded berrynoses death

[lynxleap]

the fact stemleaf died and i didnt even know until right now is so funny

[lynxleap]

for those of us who also did not know

[canon-notcanon-warriorcats]

firestar: brambleclaw. i need you to give the apprentices.. the talk. //brambleclaw: huh?// firestar: you know. about where kits come from?? // brambleclaw: oh haha that’s not even accurate me and squirrelflight didn’t do that and we have three kits!!// firestar: what.

G O D

[brackenfur]

i always think abt the fact that its like p canon that leafpool does not like brambleclaw,,, ever since arc 2 shes been   👀 👀 👀

[canon-notcanon-warriorcats]

I believe the terms were “suneyed” for mlm/achillic cats and “mooneyed” for wlw/sapphic cats. Also I like “his heart is with the stars” for the ace/aro folks.

OH RIGHT god those are so good