Through The Rainbow

🎶truly madly deeply🎶

[fomysquad]

Hillary tomorrow:

[missiur]

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

[jaywayup-deactivated20150620]

if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now

[smol-pink-princess]

my boyfriend is transgender sooo

[the-superwholockian-221b-deacti]

I am transgender so any people who can’t reblog unfollow me.

[dijetedrago]

me, a sensitive and very emotional person who cries easily and can’t take any criticism: i wanna fight someone

[smt4]

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*

[gentlemanbones]

[hijerking]

mom: you need to learn how to cook for yourself

me:

[1dstockholmsyndrome]

didn’t see it comin’

[guccijiminie]

this hits you hard….damn.

[justinjonesblog]

[jeytrbl]

spot the difference

[meloetta]

friends: so what are you doing this weekend?

me: probably just.. relaxing…

[zayncangetsome]

don’t forget where you belong..

[memecenterz]

[speedlimit15]

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

the point is im emo

[bootyscientist-deactivated20160]

surround yourself with people that are more excited for your birthday than u are

[prokopetz]

I’ll be honest, whenever a work of speculative fiction (fanmade or otherwise) goes out of its way to describe an intelligent species with bizarre and complicated reproductive biology, the first question that invariably pops into my head is: “How do these critters masturbate?”

[ruingaraf]

what if masturbation was uniquely a human experience though

[prokopetz]

Okay, I know that you meant “what if humans are the only intelligent species that’s anatomically capable of masturbating?”, but now I’m picturing a universe where humans are the only ones that ever thought to try it.

Human masturbation specialists traveling the galaxy to offer our gift, undertaking rigorous study and enormous personal risk to teach weird-ass aliens how to rub one out.

Calculating the exact harmonic frequencies to allow ancient, vacuum-dwelling crystalline intelligences to self-stimulate.

Descending into the crushing atmospheres of gas giants in specially constructed aerostats to design sex toys for the vast, jellyfish-like super-predators that prowl the hurricane slipstreams.

Wanking is our genius. Our legacy.

[berlynn-wohl]

[stability]

[weloveshortvideos]

#afghanhound