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@wasntmj
#WASNTMJ REIMAGINED MARY JANE GARCIA WATSON, from the webb-verse ( the amazing spiderman franchise ) aka earth - 120703 , multiverse, alternate universes and duplicates friendly. as interpreted by bella.
♡ RULES / PROFILE / HEADCANONS ♡
moving mj to a multimuse ♡
re: plots — catch me really wanted to expand mary jane beyond tasm plots like ...
♡ two struggling people found each other and became roommates in new york city. ( ensuing: slowly learning about each other / unearthing family drama / secrets shared )
♡ mary jane is an up-and-coming actress, and she found you and accidentally befriended you when she tried to take a breather from a thing she was trying to shoot ( bonus point: what if she’s already a pre-established actress and she has a scandal ? )
♡ taking points from above, an already pre-established stage actress mary jane, having just gone out of a scandal, seek a hideaway in a small town. they meet your muse.
♡ alternatively, your muse is a famous person and mary jane is your waitress for the day ( listen ........ this can be spiralled into many different ways. like spilling soup on your muse’s laps? or mary jane helping your muse out of a predicament when she overheard your call? )
♡ mary jane who finally got an opportunity to travel, and got help from your muse while she’s in a different state / county when she noticed someone might be following her from the bar. ( dark twist : what if your muse is far dangerous than the person from the bar ? )
♡ mary jane asked you, a random person they’ve never met, to sit in so she can sing to someone at a bar because she told a co-worker that her crush will totally be there to watch her, but they’re not, and you’re the last-minute stand-in
I WANNA BE ADORED ! reimagined mj watson, from the amazing spiderman franchise. briefly back from hiatus.
PETER
“ wh - i don’t … heh. um, whaddya - whaddya mean ‘ smell ‘ ? i smell fine. “
❝ you always smell like you’re either nearly burnt to crisp, or you regularly have a suspiciously dangerous meet-up in the sewer for long hours a day. ay, carinõ, this cannot go on. ❞
❝ why do you always smell, @websup !!!! ❞
* hiatus update. hi! i’m gonna momentarily kick this blog under hiatus because uhh my muse is just elsewhere right now!! i’ll be around on discord and maybe pop up if there are interesting replies ( hehe ) but!! until then, lots of love and take care of urself <3
anything heart-shaped, blush pink, or involving roses……. I will gladly accept
PETER,
he really would have to try and remember to grab a picture next time, if only to avoid mj’s pouting. he starts to laugh at the mention of other mj’s. of course, she would want pictures of them too. “ okay, i’ll try to get you pictures, but you already know you’re the prettiest. ” peter is smiling as he taps the underside of her chin softly with one rounded finger to punctuate his sentence. there’s no hint of doubt or uncertainty in his voice.
trying not to embarrass himself, he’s trying to find the right words for his thoughts when mj comes up with ‘taller.’ he doesn’t hold back his laugher, whole chest shaking. “ oh my god. really? ” an incredulous but also teasing look is shot her way. “ you wish i was taller, mj? ” shaking his head, peter looks away from her. he’s trying his best to fake a serious tone, “ i bet you’d leave me for the peter with six arms since he’s about 6′ 3. this is ridiculous. ” of course, he’s only teasing. not actually jealous or that defensive about his height. his insecurities lie elsewhere.
❝ i know i am— ❞ she says with a roll of her eyes, a brief show of driving the points dramatically, but her wide beams breaks the character. whatever primadonna-esque persona mary jane tries to put, it unearths at the touch of peter’s teasing finger. she feels - embarrassed, a little. how easy it is that her cheeks burn just at the tiniest of his attention, but ... it’s nice.
it’s nice to hope. nice to think that, even in a few short seconds, peter’s sole attention had been on her. ❝ still want to hear you say it again. ❞
she grasps at his hands, easily, folding it in between hers and putting them across her laps. so when peter had moved his head, his turn to drive the points dramatically, she pulls at it, gasping. ❝ there’s a peter with six arms?! ❞ her eyes are wide. like a child, mary jane brims with excitement, her whole body shakes with it. she brings peter’s hand to her, squeezing. ❝ oh, please, please. i won’t interrupt you again, cariño, tell me what happened next ? six arms ? what is his suit like ? ❞
she catches his eyes, totally invested now, but not before her own palm lands on his face, scratching a little at the beginning of a five o’ clock shadow there. she’s gentle, kind, ❝ — and you know i won’t leave you. pretty sure you’re stuck with me, tiger. ❞
You were always the best, no doubt.
❝ oh yeah ? ❞ her teeth bites on her lower lips, a futile effort to keep herself from smiling. not that it works. though then again, mary jane's never been the type to have ever hide her smile so well anyways. not around pedro, at least. he's her best friend. ( and the reason why her heart rate picks up so quickly sometimes, but we don't talk about that. )
❝ you’re pretty amazing too, you know. the genius of the block. i’m waiting on the day you’ll rule university campuses— ❞ she laughs then at herself, open and happy, the thought of peter in a worn down suit and stale coffee, running from one class to another, arguing clumsily with other academic scholars. pedro should have that, she thinks.
mj would feel small in a classroom. would feel suffocated. but pedro ? he's gonna wipe the floor with everyone. she can already see it.
❝ and then maybe you’ll be this amazing professor. the young scientist or something. professor pedro parker. has a nice ring to it. ❞ she taps at his chin, still grinning.
in the heights sentence starters.
another drawing of Peter and Mary Jane being all married and stuff 😘
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❝ just breathe. ❞
❝ oh raven ! ❞ mary jane goes on over to embrace — and she’s quick with it, almost heavy. that is, she’s heavy in terms of having put all of her weight into it, squeezing tight into the hug while she tries restraining a high-pitched squeal, though she suspects she’s failing with how the sound escapes through her beaming teeth anyway.
❝ i got it, i got it, oh my god can you believe it, i got the part ! i got the part ! ❞ she hears herself speaking quickly, all in one rushed breath, and she wonders how it feels like to not be smiling all the time because in this moment ? that’s all she could feel she will do. mary jane feels like she’s on cloud nine, like her skin might run from her with how excited she is, humming with it, until —
just breathe, says @titansought. kindly.
and mary jane finally nods, reels it in.
still, her smile doesn’t flatter. mary jane grasps at the other’s hands, and there’s fondness in her eyes, a tenderness even in her surprised state — ❝ sorry. you’re right. c’mon. lunch is on me ! ❞
in the heights sentence starters.
OLDER PETER,
𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐓 time peter had received a valentine’s present – friend or otherwise – had been ages ago . the years hadn’t been kind and the holiday itself would come and go with an ache . but this brought a bit of WARMTH to his chest , a smile tugging at his lips . “ happy valentine’s day . and don’t worry . it’s either spend it here or come home to wade having broken in and DECORATED everything in pink and red . ” the glitter bomb two years prior still haunts him . “ i should’ve gotten you something . ”
should she ask further more about the home decorated in pink and red ? seems like a story. mary jane is already grinning, taking a seat next to him as they stare down at the new york traffic. very classic peter parker, not that she’d always come with him when he’s in the mask. ❝ — hm ? ay, no. don’t worry about it, cariño. ❞
she smiles again, dimpled, though her eyes stray to the view again. mary jane ducks her head. ❝ you’re doing me a favour, really, spendin’ it with me. usually peter’s with— ❞ a pause. hesitation. mj swallows. ❝ he visits gwen stacy. ❞ and that’s fine. mary jane usually has him the night before, just to drop off chocolates and wish him well. but the day of ? who knows what peter’s doing, when he isn’t shivering by the gravestone, eyes red.
❝ so, i’m glad you’re here ! c’mon, take a taste out of the treat - tell me what you think. look, i even made a web motif— ❞ she’s pointing it out, beaming again. laughing a little, thinking she’s cheeky with the decoration.
PEDRO,
“You know I wouldn’t miss this, I’m coming as soon as I can, I promise.” Pedro reassures her. “I just have to make a stop along the way.”
❝ yeah ... ? ❞ a hopeful voice, mary jane tells herself it isn’t this easy to have her smiling, right ? and yet — her grin grows. she presses the phone close to her ears, like she’s hugging a piece of peter herself. ❝ okay, i’ll be up in 15 minutes! promise you’ll be there! ❞ @simpaticospiderman !
* 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙷𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃𝚂 𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂
taken from the movie ( 2021 ) soundtrack. nothing belongs to me. feel free to change any pronouns or sentence structure according to your muse’s preferences. THIS WILL BE PART 1.
soundtrack 1: in the heights.
❝ i wake up and i got this little punk i gotta chase away. ❞
❝ i am [name] and you prob'ly never heard my name. ❞
❝ reports of my fame are greatly exaggerated. ❞
❝ why is everything in this fridge warm and tepid? ❞
❝ [name], my fridge broke. i got café but no con leche. ❞
❝ i hope you’re writing this down, i’m gonna test ya later. ❞
❝ i’m getting tested. times are tough. ❞
❝ tuition is mad steep. so [name] can’t sleep - everything he gets is mad cheap. ❞
❝ she screams, “who’s in there with you, julio?”; grabs a bat and kicks in the door… he’s in bed with josé from the liquor store! ❞
❝ oh my god, it’s gotten too darn hot. ❞
❝ everybody’s got a job, everybody’s got a dream. ❞
❝ you want a box of condoms? what kind? ❞
❝ once you get some practice at it, you do rapid mathematics automatically. ❞
❝ i’m the number one earner, the fastest learner. ❞
❝ hey little homie, don’t get so upset ❞
❝ tell [name] how you feel, buy the girl a meal. ❞
❝ you owe me a bottle of cold champagne! ❞
❝ yo, bro, take five, take a walk outside! you look exhausted, lost, don’t let life slide! ❞
❝ the world spins around while i’m frozen to my seat. ❞
❝ my parents came with nothing. ❞
❝ we came to work and to live and we got a lot in common ❞
❝ it gets more expensive every day! ❞
soundtrack 2: benny’s dispatch.
❝ atteción, yo, attention! ❞
❝ honk your horn if you want it. ❞
❝ we got traffic on the west side, get off at 79th and take the left side. ❞
❝ [name], you’re home today. ❞
❝ welcome her back, ‘cause she looks mad stressed. ❞
❝ she’s smiling, say hello. ❞
❝ thanks for the welcome wagon. ❞
❝ wait here with me. ❞
❝ it’s getting hot outside, turn up the A.C. ❞
❝ stay with me. ❞
soundtrack 3: breathe.
❝ this is my street. i smile at the faces i’ve known all my life. ❞
❝ they regard me with pride, and everyone’s sweet. they say, “you’re going places" ❞
❝ so how can i say that, while i was away i had so much to hide?. ❞
❝ hey guys, it’s me - the biggest disappointment you know. ❞
❝ the kid couldn’t hack it. she’s back, and she’s walkin’ real slow. ❞
❝ just breathe. ❞
❝ i think of the days when this city was mine. ❞
❝ i remember the praise… “ay, te adoro, te quiero” ❞
❝ they said, “[name], be brave! and everything will be fine.” ❞
❝ hey, i’m home. ❞
❝ they’re not worried about me. they’re all counting on me to succeed. ❞
❝ maybe i should have just stayed home. ❞
❝ i got every scholarship, saved every dollar. the first to go to college. how do I tell them why i’m coming back home? ❞
❝ straighten the spine, smile for the neighbors - everything’s fine, everything’s cool. ❞
❝ welcome her back, 'cause she looks mad stressed. ❞
❝ oh god, what will my parents say ? ❞
❝ can I go in there and say… “i know that i’m letting you down?” ❞
soundtrack 4: no me diga.
❝ tell me something I don’t know! ❞
❝ bueno. you didn’t hear this from me! but some little birdie told me [name] had sex with [name]! ❞
❝ he’d never go out with a skank like that! please tell me you’re joking. ❞
❝ okay. just wanted to see what you’d say. ❞
❝ what, i don’t care! ❞
❝ i don’t think i know what you mean… ❞
❝ we knew you’d be the one to make it out! ❞
❝ i’ll bet you impressed them all. ❞
❝ you were always the best, no doubt. ❞
❝ you guys, i dropped out. ❞
❝ that’s a shitty piece of news. ❞
❝ that girl never quit anything. ❞
soundtrack 5: it won’t be long now.
❝ the rattling screams don’t disrupt my dreams. ❞
❝ when i bring back boys they can’t tolerate the noise. ❞
❝ that’s okay, 'cause i never let them stay. ❞
❝ the boys around the way holler at me when I’m walking down the street. ❞
❝ it’s a compliment, so they say. ❞
❝ if I’m in the mood, it will not be with some dude who is whistling 'cause he has nothing to say, or who’s honking at me from his chevrolet! ❞
❝ one day… i’m hoppin’ in a limousine and i’m driving away! ❞
❝ what a lady such as yourself might be doing tonight? ❞
❝ don’t touch me, i’m too hot! ❞
❝ did you see me? ❞
❝ i haven’t forgotten you. ❞
❝ but until that fateful day, i’m grateful i got a destination. ❞
❝ i’m runnin’ to make it home and home’s what [name]’s runnin’ away from… ❞
❝ ladies talk and share— every day, who’s doin’ who and why… ❞
❝ but one day—i’m walkin’ to JFK and i’m gonna fly! ❞
thinking about ...... mj ...... as a girlfriend .......... brrr ........ the gentle kisses as she cups ur face ............ the smile, the huge laughter because her partner’s saying something stupid.......... the “youre so pretty” compliments because she does adore her s/o so much...... the stupidly classic nicknames like “honey” and “darling” and “mi amor”
