Which farm animal are you?
the chicken, plump with hips so wide you don't fit through doorways walking forward. Throughout the day your belly swells up with the precious eggs you're going to lay until you're taunt and round and very pregnant. Will you lay one large, human baby sized egg per day or will you lay several dozen eggs the size of an orange?
the pig, so fat you have rolls and folds of lard on your belly, arms, and legs, and too many chins to count. All you do every day is eat until you're stuffed or sleep the food induced coma off. When you wake up from your naps, you eat again. You're huge, but there's always more room to grow.
the cow, fat and slow, but your belly will never be as big as your swollen tits. Your udders hang heavy from the creamy milk that seems to always leak from your teats, which are too thick and long to be called nipples. You have to be milked several times a day or else you risk falling over onto your enormous breasts - the new definition of cow-tipping.
