The Tiger Watches

Kemetic. This blog posts witchy stuff along with video games, nerdy stuff, animals, and other random crap. Completely random based on my mood. Genderfluid. Pansexual. Uses She/Her/He/Him pronouns

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[apolonisaphrodisia]

Watercolour on cotton paper by Krista Brennan

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We love everything about these- but particularly the teaparty!

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New Blog

Hello, lovelies! I have a new blog that I am working on that will be my witchcraft blog. This one (watchfultigress) will still be up and running. I adore this blog, but I want to separate my witchcraft from the other fandom/nerd/cat stuff. If any one of my witch followers wants to follow the new blog, that’d be awesome! It’s a lil empty right now, but hopefully I’ll start filling it up with all sorts of information pertaining to my practice and other witchbits. <3

My new blog is : witchofremnants

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Leliana is the prettiest snake ever and y'all can fight me over it

[littlewitchlingrowan]

A pretty snoodle

[thankthegodsbelow-blog]

I love the pagan community, but sheesh you guys.

Spells and herbs and crystals and deities etc. are great. I work with all of these things. But there is a time and a place for these things. I know not everyone can afford doctors, medications, treatments, etc., but if I see one more post about how to cure cancer with turmeric and crystal therapy I am going to lose my damn mind. 

I feel like I shouldn’t have to say this. Science is not our enemy. Science is wonderful. Science helps us live longer and understand the world around us that many of us revere as an entity in itself. Denying scientific evidence doesn’t make you quirky or more of a practitioner/pagan/witch/believer than someone else. It makes the rest of us look bad. 

[witchyndbitchy-deactivated20210]

Lunar Witch

Pretty sure they’re nocturnal

Can tell you when the next full moon is by memory and also what stage it’s in now

How do they have time to plan all of this???

CATS

Omniwitch

Living reference guide

Publish worthy book of shadows

“Actually, historically that means…”

Plans spells in advance

Garden witch

None of these pots or jars should fit in this room??? How are you filling them???

Always smells lovely

Dirty finger nails

“How are you feeling? Here I made tea.”

Celestial Witch

Always calm

Warns you before planets go retrograde

Probably knows your full natal chart (but you’re pretty sure you never told them your birthday???)

No one needs all of these essential oils

Coven Witch

Somehow knows lots of other local witches

Aesthetic

Posts amazing witchy photos

Will curse you if you hurt their friends

Death Witch

All black everything

BONES

Ownss literally the nicest Ouija board you have ever seen in your life

Will murder you for disrespecting their familiar(s)

Tag yourself, I’m Lunar Witch

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Definitely feeling that omniwitch.

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Dear girls who shame women for wanting to be housewives and mothers,

stop.

[banana-banshee]

HOT I mean Hawks

[wadey-wilson]

a fic writer: *ends a chapter with huge drama and ugly tears* ‘til the next update!

me:

[thedarklordmegatron]

Okay but like, consider the baby Glaives first learning to warp. Throwing their weapons, splatting against walls or accidentally falling out of windows because they misjudged distances. How many times did Drautos or an older Glaive have to jump out of windows or off buildings to catch the recruits?

Nyx: Hey Libs watch this!

Libs: Nyx no-!

Nyx: *accidentally warps out of a window*

Drautos: For fucks sake.

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[w0wls]

Its a living halloween decoration

[maplecatra]

I CANT THE SNUFFLING WHAT THE FUCK

[raeloganthesonic06fangirl]

IT’S THE MIDDLE OF ＪＵＬＹ

[h-a-l-l-o-w-e-e-n]

Reblog if it’s never too early for Halloween

[cryptidghost]

you ever think about offering the meal ur gonna eat to the gods and then u forget to announce it when u get ur food and almost take a whole ass bite b4 ur like ‘wait a fuckin sec’

[we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh]

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i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

This is the america they don’t want you to see

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i love america

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This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

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*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary

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People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

[inkandcayenne]

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 

Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.

Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.

The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 

Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”

The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)

It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

[dank-space-memes]

This was adorable lmao

[ja-khajay]

Brothers.

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I thought this was one of Tumblr’s weird ads for skin care

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Dermatologists HATE him

[art-woonz]

Art By FB: @Emiliaillustrations

Instagram: @artwoonz

[jumpingjacktrash]

THIS IS SO ADORABLE WHAT

link to the actual comic: https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/zomcom/list?title_no=70195