Nonsense & Royalty

"Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out.”

[hers-deactivated20210629]

[heavyarethecrowns]

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip Spam

[superevilart]

if you have ever suffered from…  

• depression 

• anxiety 

• eating disorder 

• self-harm

• ocd 

• bipolar 

• feelings of guilt and hopelessness 

• suicidal thoughts 

can you please reblog to show support for people who also suffer. you are not alone.

[royal-confessions]

“Its evident that Will and Cath have a strong and happy marriage and i’m a huge fan of theirs, but whenever i see something about Jecca Craig i always quirk an eyebrow. There’s something about Ms Craig that I don’t trust.” - Submitted by Anonymous

“i don’t believe the rumors about Williams “affair” with Rose Hanbury, but his whole friends/ex girlfriend relationship with Jecca Craig is very off putting and shady imo. If I were Kate personally i would keep an eye on her.” - Submitted by Anonymous

[watchingtheroyals]

Why would Kate keep an eye on her? It’s Williams responsibility to not engage with any behaviour that crosses the line. With anyone not just his ex.

[nomediocre]

Move and live at your own pace. Just as important, live for YOU!

[violetmusic]

Me starting bridgerton expecting the show to mostly have longing glances™️ and some hand touching and maybe a lil something more in the last episode or so:

Bridgerton episodes 5 and 6:

[safesoundxswift]

bridgerton using a string version of wildest dreams in one of the sexiest scenes of the series was a christmas gift to me personally

[gentlesleaze]

Some Bridgerton highlights:

Loving this trend of introducing leading male characters by showing their full ass (re: Anthony)

Julie Andrews saying bitches

the regency cover of Thank U, Next

Daphne punching old dude square in the face, saving her damn self

“If I were truly courting you, I would not need flowers, only 5 minutes alone with you in the drawing room” 👀

The Queen straight up snorting cocaine

Simon “Did I Fucking Stutter” Basset reading the dying Duke Hastings for filth

Simon giving Daphne masturbation homework

“TO MEET YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF WOMEN” 😭❤️

I AM YOURS… I BURN FOR YOU… you burn I burn we all burn for YEARN BURN

Honeymoon Sex Montage complete with [gasping] [softly moaning] [both grunting] subtitles

larger conversation about depictions of characters who’ve said they don’t want kids aside, the big resolution to the Simon/Daphne angst being him choosing not to pull out was hilarious to me

[stevenrogered]

It was not love at first sight for either of us. There was attraction, certainly, at least on my part. But Miss Bridgerton thought me presumptuous, arrogant, insincere. All fair, really. And I thought her a prim young lady barely out of leading strings. Not to mention, the sister of my best friend, and so romance was entirely out of the question for both of us. But in so removing it, we found something far greater. We found friendship. 

You see, Miss Bridgerton and I have been fooling all of Mayfair for some time. We have fooled them into thinking we are courting…when really, all along, we simply enjoyed each other’s company so much we could not stay away from one another.

[claireofluxembourg]

Just finished Bridgerton. I am so happy and cannot wait for the next season.

[watchingtheroyals]

Loved every second of it!

[watchingtheroyals]

It’s absolutely ridiculous the way the media critise and pit Meghan and kate against each other. Every little thing they do is scrutinized in way that has never been before and it’s really unfair.

Sarah Ferguson and Lady Diana Spencer have entered the chat.

[heavyarethecrowns]

Diana Spam

[royal-confessions]

“I think the whole Train Tour by William and Kate and the group photo at the Buckingham Palace at the end was… uninspiring. I get why they needed to do it but I don’t know, it’s just, do they really need to? Can they just do what Sir Ian McKellen did and promote vaccinations instead? That would make a difference with the public, especially those who still doubt it.” - Submitted by Anonymous

[harryisart]

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[heavyarethecrowns]

Charles and Diana spam

[mybuntyworld]

Prince Harry launches libel action over claims he fell out of touch with Marines

The Duke of Sussex's legal firm Schillings is reported to have filed the action against at the High Court at the end of last month - meanwhile wife Meghan Markle is already involved in an ongoing case against the same newspaper, the Mail on Sunday

[just-shower-thoughts]

Strip club attendees literally sit below women and give them money in exchange for false attention. The ultimate simps.