That Weird Girl In The Corner Sobbing

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[halfassaultedbrain]

This woman is so unusually relatable I am cracking up

[seolinguk]

happy pride!

[animentality]

[heckyeahponyscans]

I watched the live action version of "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" on Youtube and I was not ready for the utter lack of emotions from the CGI animals.

Nala looking concerned about Simba hiding something about his past, a comparison:

Also, in CGI this song called "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" does not take place at night.

[naamahdarling]

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

[littleannoyingbluebird]

Tumblr is probably not the place to talk about sports but I'm not going back to twitter so:

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[reptile-ruler]

Sometimes a guy in a fanfiction has the ability to read someone's gaze with the same level of detail a wine taster can taste the wine

[reptile-ruler]

"He glared at him with anger in his eyes, but behind that longing and sorrow over things left unsaid, a subtle but desperate yearning for things to be different, and with just a hint of roasted nuts right at the end."

[harpieisthecarpie]

we've all heard about the male gaze in media, but we've yet to explore the equally important sommelier gaze

[reptile-ruler]

the only fun addition to this post

[msmimundo]

Girl that's literally Perry the platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz

[classycookiexo]

[akindplace]

im shaking you by the shoulders and saying that no matter the state of the world, of politics, of the environment, of the economy, that it’s not all over yet and if it’s not over then there still hope!! don’t allow despair to cause you to give up the fight before it’s over, you haven’t lost if you haven’t given up yet. life is a constant struggle and people have always felt like the world was ending but they still got to wake up to a brand new day. they kept fighting and surviving, day after day, year after year, for so many generations!! that’s what us humans do and you are capable of doing it too

[akindplace]

you have survived before, and you will keep on surviving, even if things feel like things are the worst they have ever been. this feeling of hopelessness is nothing new, you’ve been in situations that were hard to get overcome but you still got through them, just like every generation that came before got through their own problems. and you know that things were quite difficult in the the past, but people still kept trying, and there is something very human about this kind of hopeful endurance even in the face of so much hardship. because they knew deep down, that as long as we are alive, there is still hope.

[akindplace]

tomorrow will be a new day, you should be here to live it, and see what it brings you, but until then, you need to rest tonight so you can try again

[shortlesbian]

[thedevilsrain]

every single translator: get his ass

[argumate]

Hungarian translator: I'm on it

[orcboxer]

*christ dies on the cross* Um.. okay. That just happened. Awkwarrrrd...

[orcboxer]

[animentality]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

last line hit like a mack truck

ink: diamine oxblood

[no-one-offical]

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[knifepadme]

what day is it

[knifepadme]

always fucking some day or another around here

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[astercontrol]

Rickrolling is deceptive, but it's among the most harmless forms of deception available

in other words, it may tell a lie, but it will never tell a lie and hurt you

[unnamedmedicalprofessional2]

To be fair to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, if I wrote some pulp short stories for a quick buck and an obsessive fandom sprung up around it at a time when fandom culture as we now know it didn't really exist yet, and I had to witness people being insane about my characters while having very little precedent for what the fuck was going on, I would also be confused and frightened and desperately trying to escape from the situation I'd ended up in.