-legit screaming at all these people- MAN YES. HELLO. I AM HERE.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz
RMH
occasionally subtle
NASA

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cherry valley forever

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-legit screaming at all these people- MAN YES. HELLO. I AM HERE.
“i’m gonna write” i whisper as i don’t
ship with me you cowards
‘the best kind of alcohol is a lot’ ( barbara nO )
There was a soft smile on his lips, almost amused by her drunken state. He knew what it was hiding. A darkness– a broken heart. With a sigh he moved close, gently grasping the glass and placing it on the table.
❛ Yes, but it’s not ideal to go into a high stakes meeting intoxicated. ❜ He said, moving his hands to each side of her face, pushing back golden strands.
* ∘ ∙ — text post starters. archetype: the rebel.
tw for alcohol / change pronouns as necessary
‘the best kind of alcohol is a lot’
‘i just want to say from the bottom of my heart i didn’t sign up for this shit’
‘idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong’
‘[tour guide voice] and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything’
‘*wakes up* alright what the fuck’
‘im sorry. is my swag distracting you’
‘i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual’
‘“what’s the worst that could happen? i’ll be too cool?” i say as i strap the rocket blasters to my heelys’
‘“once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!! :)” you underestimate me. i’ve brought my pickaxe and i’m ready to dig.’
‘take me to church? no. take me directly to hell. im ready’
‘is it acceptable to start an essay with “listen here you little shit”?’
‘antisocial … antisocool … aint i so cool’
‘breaking news: i do not care’
‘me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah’
‘i don’t like morning people or mornings or people’
‘i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner.’
‘they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them’
‘ah shit i’ve given them standards now’
‘it costs $0.00 to stay in your lane & mind your damn business‘
‘i always knew i’d be going to hell but i didn’t think it’d be this fast’
‘i am my own problematic fave’
‘*doesn’t care and falls asleep’
‘lmao = leave my ass olone’
‘sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean’
‘not even a third wheel cause i dont have two friends’
‘im alive but only ironically’
‘i love it when people try to hurt my feelings bc i don’t have any lmao’
‘it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex’
‘what motivates me? spite’
‘my head is hurting because i thought about my future for 0.3 seconds’
‘are you there god? it’s me. what the actual fuck’
OFMULTITUDES---->PCTRCLLIBORN
BRINGING BACK THE HEROES FANDOM!
Love me with all of the MONSTERS in my head ---For the monster I have also become I'll love you even when the DEMONS are dead Demons that we both couldn't outrun.
random things my professors have said (starters)
Just a bunch of random quotes from my professors during my first semester of college. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
“The heart is a dramatic organ. The bowels are also pretty dramatic.”
“I don’t remember why I put that picture of a water slide there.”
“By that time, you’ll have figured out my brain. I haven’t yet.”
“Woah, you have big shoes.”
“Zero is hero.”
“Make sure you don’t take my picture. I’m copyrighted.”
“We don’t really know what it’s like to be a rat or a pigeon.”
“Hello. Welcome to the planet.”
“I set you up.”
“You wouldn’t be able to tell if your toe fell off in the middle of the night.”
“I know you are a millionaire. I don’t want to talk to you.”
“You don’t have a clue.”
“I’ve taught you to see the fun in pain.”
“Get rid of the dog mask.”
“I actually think nasty things when I smile.”
“I know you don’t want to see me. I don’t want to see you too.”
“I’m just making stuff up.”
“The other day, someone called me nurturing. I was like, ‘you’re ruining my reputation’!”
“I said the exam is NEXT Thursday. Don’t scare people.”
“I wasn’t drunk, but I was acting like it.”
“Are you glaring at me?”
“I profoundly believe that humans are absurd creatures.”
“It’s my job to embarrass you.”
“When I was young–I’m still young, right?”
“Uh oh. [grunt] I’m okay.”
“If you solve this, I’ll buy you lunch.”
“I’m going to tell you a story about farts.”
“I know a lot about corn.”
“Wow, you are super. *high fives*”
“I didn’t do that!”
“I saw you walking past the library, and you looked as though you were lost in thought.”
“I’m glad to see that you’ve decided to stay.”
“In the game, you can die many times. In life, you can die one time.”
“This is just dessert. There’s a banquet coming.”
“What do you call it? A ‘snake’, right?”
“Don’t yell at me.”
“Impossible means ‘I am possible’.”
“You’re completely aroused.”
“There’s a stop sign. You have to stop.”
“I like sleep.”
“No one likes to feel pain. Actually–never mind, I don’t want to ask.”
“Do I sound cynical? I’m trying to be nice.”
“Dude, you wanna compete with Jimmy Hendrix? Fuck you.”
“I don’t want to talk to most people. It’s not a gender thing, please just go away.”
“We’re making tortillas now.”
“I’m not very nice.”
“Be careful, somebody might beat you up.”
“I can say nice things, but if you remind me, I’ll deny it.”
“The world’s fucked.”
different ways to say ‘i love you’.
‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’
‘let’s get you back to bed.’
‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’
‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’
‘i drew up a bath for you.’
‘you need rest.’
‘you ought to be asleep.’
‘i bought two.’
‘here. you can have the rest.’
‘i thought of you when i saw this.’
‘i like your smile.’
‘you have a cute laugh.’
‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’
‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’
‘be careful.’
‘look both ways.’
‘you mean so much to me.’
‘i can’t lose you.’
‘i thought i might have lost you.’
‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’
‘it looks good on you.’
‘i’ll make you soup.’
‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’
‘are you okay in there?’
‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’
‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’
‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’
‘i’m worried about you.’
‘what do you want to watch?’
‘where would you like to go for dinner?’
‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’
‘we’ll figure it out.’
‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’
‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’
‘you’re important to me.’
‘this is your favorite song, right?’
‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’
‘good luck!’
‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’
‘don’t say that about yourself.’
‘want to come with?’
“wow! you look really nice.’
‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’
‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’
‘you can have half.’
‘come here. let me fix it.’
‘your tie is crooked.’
‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’
‘i’m not going to hurt you.’
‘can i touch you?’
‘can i kiss you?’
‘can i hug you?’
‘promise.’
‘would i ever lie to you?’
‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’
‘hey, good-looking.’
‘of course i care. you’re my family.’
‘one more chapter.’
‘i love you.’
au set between brave new world and reborn — after the events of brave new world, sylar and peter become the most wanted evos. they manage to evade the authorities for awhile, but eventually they’re caught during an eclipse. sylar is killed in the ensuing fight while peter is arrested.
ZQ in Agent 47. OwO
❛ I know how things WORK— what makes them…. TICK– ❜
Independent Gabriel Gray / Sylar from NBC’s HEROES PRIVATE & SELECTIVE penned by RUBY. est. 03/13/2018
"You know, you’re getting weirder." - From Peter!
❛ Weird is just a matter of perspective. ❜ He shot back, feeling slightly–offended by the remark. Then again, it wasn’t uncommon for people to find him strange. Weird was a much nicer term than what he’d been used to. ❛ I mean, you are certainly one to speak. You’re quite strange yourself. ❜
( MISS KEAN. )
She couldn’t help but hold her breath when he drew near, his fingertips caressing her cheek. A faint blush colored her, her eyes lifting, then she hummed out a chuckle. ❝ It’s nothing personal, I don’t trust anyone. I learned that the hard way. ❞ She replied to him, then she willed back a shiver when he brushed her hair behind her ear, her heart picking up. She studied him closely, searching for any signs of bluffing, trickery, and when she saw none, she loosened up, but only just a little. ❝ Alright, I’ll hold you to it then. Hope you don’t mind that. ❞
He gave a soft smile, pulling his hand away. Trusting was never an easy thing, he knew that personally. However, he had his ways of persuasion that seemed to be working.
❛ I understand. Of course. ❜ He answered, giving a slight nod. There were people in this city-- dangerous && powerful people. People with--abilities. He had his resources, but she had more. She could help him find them. && in return, he would help her rise to the top. ❛ Tell me--what do you know of Indian Hill? ❜
critical role sentence starters !!!
so… we’ll talk later.
why won’t you stay down and die with dignity?
no. no further.
this is not over. it can’t be.
try not to have too much fun without us.
i have this blink candle. it’s formed from various animals that blink.
it’s so rare that we’re actually given the opportunity to be honest about everything. we might as well try it once and see if we like it.
you know i’m in love with you, right?
you seem… like a person. and that’s great.
those are coins! you’re not making it rain, you’re making it hail!
i’m killing someone, hold please.
your secret is safe with my indifference.
my heart is someone else’s.
do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.
um, i don’t know if it’s the food you made or the fact that we’re going to die tomorrow, but i want to kiss you.
i was all kinds of fucked up a few weeks ago.
you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.
i just want to let you know… i am possibly the worst person you’ve ever met.
i think i kind of hope… not necessarily to hurt you or harm you, but i hope that one day… that you can know just how awful i can be.
you can curse, it’s okay. you killed one of us.
i think i’ve always been in love with the idea of you.
i was only gone for thirty seconds!
i encourage violence.
i can give you the means to protect them.
i do not want to die who i am. i’d like to live long enough to be someone else.
you’re on your own, fuckface.
a volcano is - is nature’s candle!
sometimes people go and they don’t come back.
do you spice?
so we’re going to kill everyone that we see in the next ten seconds.
i don’t want to be here if you’re not.
i told you before. no one kills you but me.
he traded his life!
i don’t have very many things that i care about and i don’t have anything that cares about me.
i’m great! well, not really, but i’m just going to pretend i’m happy so everybody can be okay!
i’ve been in a barrel for an hour. i fell asleep in there!
yes. i heard. it was the only thing i heard.
don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.
i bury my shame.
i should have told you. it’s yours.
forgiveness - that’s the key, isn’t it? it’s the only way to really grow.
your hair’s a mess. sit still.
you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.
you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.
we’re friends, right? are we friends?
i know we don’t always agree and i know i can be unkind, but… you know you’re family, right?
i’ve had a terrible thought. and it is sort of my business to have terrible thoughts.
take me instead.
we walk towards glory.
that’s mine! that’s mine!
did it choose me because i was broken, or did it break me?
please bring him back to me.
you think you care about me?
this was always supposed to happen, wasn’t it?
i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.
if he’s gone i won’t be the same.
i’d watch your moral panic all day, it’s delightful.
in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.
i made a choice. this is my family.
i forgive you. but i cannot let you leave.
please. please. i love him as much as you do.
fix him. fix him!
i like this family. i’d like to keep it.
i want you to know that you are like a brother to me.
talk about my sister again.
it’s been a while since we’ve had one of our depressing chats!
i can’t have you gone. i need you here.
i think we’re very broken people. but i think together we’re much greater than the sum of our parts.
don’t ever fucking do that again.
you didn’t die. but you did! but you didn’t. but you did! and then you didn’t.
i don’t want any of this! i don’t want any of this.
i’ve just had a near death experience and i’m craving some lasagna.
you know, you’re getting weirder.
you and i are very different.
i’ve killed two of those who’ve wronged me and nothing is better. nothing feels better. nothing is avenged.
call me “child” one more goddamn time!
if you’re lucky, you die last.
some people have no sense of fucking honor!
i’ll take my clothes off if it’ll inspire us.
thank you for believing in me.
you’ve never done anything for me! never! you’ve never risked anything, you don’t know me!
everyone else believes in you. why shouldn’t you?
how many fingers am i holding up?
what’s the first letter of the alphabet? this you know.
yay! teamwork!
you fucking died!
don’t touch me right now! i’m not - don’t touch me!
i’m going to go get a sandwich.
you had us all very worried.
your reckless impulses will get you killed!
i’m done with gods. they will not help me. perhaps you will.
this is too fucking much.
come here, you shithead.
it has been an honor.
screw you! i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated.
you’re the face i saw when murder entered my heart.
i’m undecided about you.
never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.
i’m not leaving him.
you’re a better man than you believe.
feel like making a home here?
you’re an idiot and i’m very proud of you. don’t do that again.
sound off if you’re alive.
it’s not going to work.
So this is apparently the thing now. I don’t even know how to do this?? Um, hi! If you wanna interact with my sweet, lovely broken genius boy, Spencer Reid, then hit the like or rebog button? Multi-versed. Triggering subjects may apply. Crossover friendly !! Blog is still a WIP, but feel free to drop by and give this muse some love.
–Penned by Ruby. (est. 04.20.2017)
Gonna be working on verses today.