crime mama

[watchmebecomeher]

Rules

Do:

Send asks! Sophie loves to talk. They can be funny or introspective or a little spicy.

Understand that this a roleplay blog and I'll be answering as Sophie. My main is @beautifulscreaminglady

Feel free to send your asks as another Leverage character! And you're welcome to join in the fun by roleplaying as another character.

Reach out to me on my main if you want to check boundaries for asks or ships

Don’t

Ruin the fun by being nasty or a creep

This roleplay blog is inspired by @functioning-god-complex (Nate ❤️‍🔥). Other role players are @crimeisfun (Parker), @mr-punchy (Eliot), @thebestlieisthetruth (Tara), @cgi-yoda-hater (Hardison), @circle-of-crime (Jack Hurley), @lawhound57 (Our Mr. Wilson), @definitely-not-eliot (Mr. Quinn), @inyourtrunk (Jim Sterling), @indiana-wilde (Arthur ❤️), @fuckyeahspiritsruse (Breanna), @interpol-is-a-real-thing (my baby, Astrid), @huck-berry (Mr. Quinn, too)

If you need ideas for questions, check out my "prompts" tag

[watchmebecomeher]

I had a difficult relationship with my mother growing up, and after I ran away from home I never felt the need to reconnect with her. So that coupled with the fact I haven't been able to have children makes my relationship with motherhood complex.

But if you find yourself in need of a crime mama, you are welcome to be one of my crime babies.

[maaarine]

Beyond the Visible - Hilma af Klint (Jenseits des Sichtbaren - Hilma af Klint, Halina Dyrschka, 2019)

[nobrashfestivity]

Rene Gruau, Fashion illustration

[your-local-basket-rib-stitch]

cora mcrory and tara cole should've lezzed out

[functioning-god-complex]

Hey.

[your-local-basket-rib-stitch]

sorry. cora mcrory and tara cole shouldv'e uhhh chased each other around the world and shot each other in france and then started a crime fighting thief ring and eventually lezzed out after getting swept up in the celebration of a nation free of its dictator. sorry.

[thebestlieisthetruth]

Ha. Not all of us need 10 years of foreplay before we finally make a move

[watchmebecomeher]

Foreplay?! Jeanne de la Motte give me strength, I'm surrounded by amateurs.

[thoughtfulfangirling]

The true con artist doesn’t force us to do anything. He makes us complicit in our own undoing. He doesn’t steal; we give. He doesn’t have to threatened us; we supply the story ourselves. We believe because we want to, not because anyone made us.

—The Confidence Game: Why We Fall for It… Every Time by Maria Konnikova

[deviantplum]

Don't propose marriage. That's cliche. Propose a daring heist. Heist the engagement ring.

Then have a serious discussion about future goals and your individual feelings on the institution of marriage. Then get married on top of a speeding train with the cops in hot pursuit.

It'll be such a cute story to tell at parties.

[7pleiades7]

The Grasshopper (La Cigale), (Detail), (1842), by Jules Lefebvre (French, 1836 – 1911), oil on canvas, 186.7 cm (73.5 in) x 123.8 cm (48.7 in), National Gallery of Victoria, Melbourne

“Quand la bise fut venue”

[lakemojave]

The tumpet 🎺

[lakemojave]

It's Tumpet Tuesday. Bwaaa.

[elodieunderglass]

“My husband plays the trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel originally invented to blow down the walls of fucking Jericho and, later, to let Civil War soldiers know it was time to kill each other in a river while you chilled eating pigeon in your officer's tent twenty miles away, yet somehow, in modern times, it has become socially acceptable to toot the bad cone inside your house before 10:00 a.m. because it's "your job" and your wife should "get up." What a world! If one was feeling uncharitable, one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out, but despite this— despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning of his wife's one and only life—the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband.”

- Lindy west; the witches are coming

[nobrashfestivity]

Wisława Szymborska

[fludderpy]

Superbat is just amazing and so on but what do you think about Batcat?

Idk I love them

[watchmebecomeher]

artwork by Alasca on Pinterest

[watchmebecomeher]

Happy birthday, Mum! 💐❤️

I hope you had a day as lovely as you are, though I will refrain from asking what exactly you may have done to celebrate.

Love, Astrid (@interpol-is-a-real-thing)

Oh, thank you, sweetheart. Mummy loves you so much!

[watchmebecomeher]

It's my birthday!

[windydayandrain]

why does nate near-exclusivley play The Worst Man Imaginable? like i understand why, if they need someone from the crew to play the worst man it should be nate for typecasting reasons but he really almost never plays any other roles. he's just like how obnoxious can i be today? as enrichment?

[functioning-god-complex]

That would be the release valve. Trust me, you don’t want to meet me when I don’t have that outlet.

[watchmebecomeher]

Typecasting is never something you want to rely on long term, especially if you're running the kinds of high profile cons that we do.

Nate always manages to convince me that his character is different this time. 🙄

So long as he's not wearing that awful yellow suit or wearing socks with sandals or destroying his hair with that junk to make it lie flat or ... well I'm being too harsh. As long as he's not waving a gun around or getting himself shot, I'm happy.

I'm always a bit surprised when people describe Nate as obnoxious. He's not with us ...

[functioning-god-complex]

Oh, I am printing this out and framing it. Mark your calendars, everybody — March 29, 4:23 pm, my wife goes on record that she is surprised when people call me obnoxious.

What are you drinking, sweetheart, I think you’ve got rosé colored glasses.

[watchmebecomeher]

Well, I am surprised! It's as if they've never handled an irritating, smug, haughty, bothersome ...

Oh.

Would you believe me if I said you're not as bad as you used to be, darling?

you do look rather sweet in pink

[windydayandrain]

why does nate near-exclusivley play The Worst Man Imaginable? like i understand why, if they need someone from the crew to play the worst man it should be nate for typecasting reasons but he really almost never plays any other roles. he's just like how obnoxious can i be today? as enrichment?

[functioning-god-complex]

That would be the release valve. Trust me, you don’t want to meet me when I don’t have that outlet.

[watchmebecomeher]

Typecasting is never something you want to rely on long term, especially if you're running the kinds of high profile cons that we do.

Nate always manages to convince me that his character is different this time. 🙄

So long as he's not wearing that awful yellow suit or wearing socks with sandals or destroying his hair with that junk to make it lie flat or ... well I'm being too harsh. As long as he's not waving a gun around or getting himself shot, I'm happy.

I'm always a bit surprised when people describe Nate as obnoxious. He's not with us ...

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