Mai

a fangirl

[watchtow3r-m]

Anybody want ranmeng smut?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/84186866/chapters/222003796

[love4bingge]

Bingge is a rape victim and a rapist and very few of you are ready for this conversation considering how many of you act like shen jius victimhood cancels out him being an abuser

it’s the same with bingge just the opposite. People think he can’t be a victim bc he’s an abuser

[that-house]

Makes a typo, goes to edit it, but someoe already reblogged it so the damage to my reputation is permanent and unavoidable.

[watchtow3r-m]

So... Uhh i didn't know that

[todreamofblackbirds]

A funny concept I have never seen in Shen Jiu centric or disciple era fics but someone really should have written before.

Yue Qi, dragging blood covered seething feral teen Shen Jiu to the Peak Lords: "this is Xiao Jiu, he is my friend and he saved my life and killed a demonic cultivator. Can we keep him? Pretty please"

Qing Jing Peak Lord, deciding adopting a malnourished teenager he literally watched on magical cultivator television kill several disciples and then his own master, like that's not going to stab him in the back: "dibs, lmao, this'll be hilarious."

Writes the name Xiao Jiu (not Shen Jiu, it's important for the hilarity) in the book where the disciples names are recorded ...but not the characters for Little Nine. Because of homonyms. Instead the book reads his name as 晓咎 (Xiǎo Jiù).

This character for Xiao means the dawn/daybreak or to understand. The character for Jiu means to fault/blame, or Misfortune/Disaster. Poetically his new legal name can be translated to "Dawn of Disaster" or "To Understand Misfortune". Very in character. But why is this funny? Its funny my friends because of this.

Disciple, waving cheerfully: "Yo, Xiao Jiu! Are you heading to the library?"

(Intent, respectful: "Greetings, Ominous Harbinger of Doom! Shall we study?")

Shen Jiu, stops dead in his tracks, fan snaps shut and his eyes narrow into slits: "Kill yourself."

(What he heard, insulting: "Yo, Little Trainwreck! Off to read some books?")

And, because of this ...For the rest of his life he is referred to as Xiao-shixiong or Xiao-fengzhu. He has to keep a straight face as he's basically called a hot mess to his face all the time and because he's never certain if his sect mates are calling him little senior brother/or our little peak lord or not.

And it's all Yue Qi's fault. Forever. It does not matter if the qijiu misunderstanding gets cleared up because Shen Jiu is going to kill him for telling everyone his name is Xiao Jiu.

Bonus: whenever Yue Qi calls him "Xiao Jiu" he can't say don't call me that and not make different misunderstandings because that's his name as far as everyone is convinced. Now everyone thinks Yue Qi is being incredibly overly familiar with the pissiest disciple on the peak, leading to Yue Qi getting saddled with a reputation as a pushy cut-sleeve who likes the fierce cold type.

[cryptidstatusbreached]

I can give you my brother's firstborn if you write this fic, he won't mind and I won't be having any children of my own so I can't give you mine

[todreamofblackbirds]

Please don't?! What would I even do with someone's firstborn? Eat it?! No thanks, there can't possibly be any nutritional value in something that ugly. Not to mention how fucked up it is to just baby trap someone. Don't want responsibility for a financial sinkhole of emotional dependency so you just give it to your local cryptid? That's terribly bad manners because then I have to accept and it's such a one sided deal. I don't benefit from this! If anything this makes my life infinitely harder for at least 18 years, and who has time to write fanfiction and raise a child? I barely have time to write as it is. You are threatening me? Cursing me? I don't know who started that rumor that your local witch/fae/cryptid wants your babies but when I find them I'm making a necklace from their teeth and using their finger bones to make a wind chime.

@cryptidstatusbreached

[cryptidstatusbreached]

So no giving my brother's firstborn, got it. Anything that I can give in return for you writing this masterpiece?

[watchtow3r-m]

Ooh ooh what about me, do you want someone getting you snackies while you write fanfic? Like an apprentice or something

[cranberryattack]

Ming Fan randomly disappearing for 60+ years only for a random Qing Jing disciple to spot him on a diplomatic mission to the southern demon realm wearing some very fancy dark red robes and a bunch of jewellery. Also he’s bickering with the dowager emperor for some reason. Also also that dowager emperor is calling him wife.

What the fuck.

[watchtow3r-m]

This is so cute, I know Tianlang jun would be dancing on Ming Fan's last nerve.

[minilamma]

HEY GUYS. SO I drew these a while ago and posted them on instagram. IDK why I thought I also uploaded these to Tumblr, but apparently I was highly delusional. So here are the SV x Witch Hat Atelier cross over doodles I made the past month! My two favorite fandoms :)

Also look at the chiropracting spell Binghe found in his special little book!!! This will sure help shizun with his back pain!!!!!

[ckneal]

We all love the idea that the disciples of An Din Peak know about and have accepted that their shizun is colluding with demons. The idea that they have all assumed that Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun are in a committed relationship and have universally decided to look the other way whenever faced with evidence of Mobei Jun's presence, while Shang Qinghua is still utterly oblivious to Mobei Jun's shameless courtship attempts is also gold. (I mean, just imagine the hushed conversations those disciples must have had when Liu Mingyan and the Qing Jing Peak disciples started spinning stories about Shen Qingqiu and Luo Binghe's theoretical relationship when they were all convinced they were sitting on the details of an actual forbidden romance.)

But I think this gets even better when you add in the idea of Mobei Jun getting frustrated in his attempts to win his strange little human's affection, and, in his pettier moments, deliberately trying to get caught by these kids who refuse to catch him.

Just imagine Mobei Jun, thinking that if he exposes Shang Qinghua as a traitor, then his human will have to seek refuge in the Ice Palace, and Mobei Jun can sweep him off his feet and into the nearest set of wedding robes. So, when Qinghua's not around, Mobei hunts down whatever closet Qinghua keeps Mobei's spare boots and fur-lined cloaks in and flings them across his floor to be discovered. He starts leaving the traditional animal-head courting gifts out on Qinghua's doorstep instead of on his desk. He "accidentally" encases half of Qinghua's leisure house in ice in the middle of summer. At one point, he heard disciples walking by and marched outside in full daylight, and still the children did not turn their heads to see the massive ice demon standing just outside their shizun's doorway.

Mobei Jun is starting to think that being very, very dense might just be one of the requirements for study on An Ding Peak. Meanwhile, Airplane is having a heart attack every other day from trying to cover up these stealth fails that no one cares about.

I dunno, I just think there's something so funny in that.

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[bloomeng]

I love the idea that Shen Yuan dresses/styles himself how he thinks Shen Qingqiu would dress but he misses the mark in a bunch of little ways.

Like for instance, he assumes because Shen Qingqiu is a high ranking cultivator from a scholarly peak he dresses very fancy; everyday in the finest guan’s, the most layers, lots of flowing organza. When in reality Shen Jiu was more practical, more streamlined, pristine but not ostentatious. His hair is pinned up tightly so as to not get in his face, versus Shen Yuan who purposely lets strands frame his face, partly because he initially had trouble styling his own hair and partly because he thinks it makes him look more ethereal.

I’m not sure they would wear make up daily but if/when they did Shen Jiu would wear eyeliner under his eyes, while Shen Yuan finds the eyeliner in his room and assumes it would be worn in more of a winged fashion because that’s just how he’s used to seeing eyeliner worn. Shen Jiu might wear (the xianxia version) of concealer to cover eye bags. Shen Yuan would never even think to cover eye bags… also he sleeps enough. Shen Jiu would always wear a bindi and Shen Yuan would slip up and forget.

Shen Jiu looking at Shen Yuan: What’s the occasion?

Shen Yuan in the nicest hanfu Shen Jiu owns: Tuesday….

[starsnores]

yue qi and his baby

[old-danmei-fan]

Shen Twins AU where Shen Jiu is so pissed off that Shen Yuan is marrying his most hated disciple that he stews for weeks on how to get back at his brother and *shudders* brother in law.

He decides to go down to the WRP and visit with his girls when he sees Tianlang Jun sitting at a table just enjoying the music and talking about novels with the girls.

Fucking Bingo

Within days, Shen Jiu is announcing his own marriage to a demon and Tianlang Jun is thrilled because Shen Jiu is even meaner to him than Su Xiyan was.

Binghe is in the corner growing mushrooms while frantically trying to rip suppression talismans off Xin Mo so he can kill his dad and Shen Yuan is trying not to throw up in his mouth because he's thinking about how his brother is now also his father in law.

[watchtow3r-m]

New ship just dropped: LihakuxBasen lessgo🗣️

“Okay, buddy. Here, have one of these.” Lihaku tossed a rice cracker into Basen’s mouth. He looked shocked for a moment, but didn’t spit it out; instead, he started chewing.

I know I got scanty few interactions to go by but please can you see the vision??? They are just so grumpyxshunshine. And the height difference is just so yummy Basen is a 171cm and Lihaku is 192cm😋

Just when i thought things couldn't get any better, literally this happens a couple sentences down,

“You’re standing up for that coward?” Basen asked, glaring at Lihaku. Well, his glare was more of a pout at this point; he wasn’t really angry.

[foldingfittedsheets]

May I present: Leda and the Swan Princess! It's based on this post about a swan princess who refuses to go quietly in obscurity when cursed. (If you liked this one you will probably also like my other comics which you can find on my pinned post).

If you enjoyed and want to support a queer art student, you can tip me over on my Ko-fi! Tips help me out dramatically while I'm still in school!

Find this and my other comics on Tapas, Once Upon a Meet Cute!

[spookyboywhump]

I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡

[buff-shizun]

Lesbingqiu au where, in the original plot for it, Bingjie would have entered an imperial court as a freshly obtained Consort to the Emperor. Shen Qingqiu (Jiu), the Empress, would take terrible exception to her and make her life hell; and when Bingjie successfully becomes pregnant, Shen Qingqiu does all in her power to make her miscarry. Cue black lotus arc when the Empress eventually succeeds. You can guess what happens later.

In this au, Shen Yuan transmigrates in shortly after Luo Binghe joins the harem. Cue panic as she tries to fix Shen Jiu's wrongs and eventually forges a strange, beneficial (coughlovingcough) relationship with the poor girl.

By this point, Binghe is already pregnant. She caught the eye of the Emperor quickly, nature took its course, blah blah blah. She's expecting. She's kinda terrified. She's not sure how Empress Shen is going to take this, so she's hiding it at the moment.

Little does she know, Shen Yuan is very aware.

In the original plot, Shen Jiu had many, many miscarriages. It's a whole thing, and at any point in the day, Shen Yuan gets to delightfully hear someone jab at that like chickens peck at weakness. She doesn't much care. It kinda bothers her, but she decided fairly shortly after transmigrating in that 1) she'll NOT be trying to fix that, thank you very much, and 2) She's just going to adopt Binghe's Baby as her own, because that's a think an Empress can do apparently. So, with Binghe as the birth mother and Shen Yuan as the Legal Mother, this baby is set! Who doesn't want two moms?!

Binghe hears this, has a moment where she tries and fails to contain her feelings, and vows to co-parent this baby with her secret beloved SO HARD!

The rest of the story is them against the rest of the Harem, fending off schemes, poisons, and harassment for each other- and then, after a harrowing moment where the Emperor tries to make more children with one of them (coughshenyuancough) Binghe tearfully admits to her feelings. Cue scheming of their own as they try to figure out how to make Shen Yuan Empress Regent- only to realize the best path for it is if their shared child was to become heir.

Basically, Lesbingqiu: court intrigue/murder wives edition + childrearing. MAY THIS HAUNT YOU!!

[tlj-nest]

you tell him a line from a book, he tells you ten dirty jokes. and immediately the reading becomes more fun. (TLJ helps his husband avoid exploding with rage after reading middling essays.)

cr frog_for_hugs on twt

[lambiesvault]

Cat!Shen Yuan making biscuits on Shen Jiu's leaking tits