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Found your page JUST as you tapped out! Here's hoping for a season 2!

I guess i'll just have to keep campaigning for my readers to join my other fandoms so they can still enjoy my content while we wait for s2 LAAAWL im so sorry everybody truly am

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*falls to my knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is this the end of Waterboyfucker? Can’t believe A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms took you away from us, lucky bastards

I wouldn't say the end lol, just on hiatus likely until season 2. Unfortunately I feel a little sucked dry of content for right now :/

Watch akotsk on HBO its peak and then you can still be fed by little ol me

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are you okkkkk?

its been a month and I wanna make sure ur good! u are one of my fav authors after all!

so how are you?

Sorry I never formally announced a break! Currently writing for other fandoms and will be posting on my sideblog. Sorry waterboy fans, im a little hyperfixated on A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms rn 😭

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For anyone interested, my multifandom blog is @koniktos :3 anyone who sent me a COD request weeks ago, im saving it for that blog. For now I have a little fic written for The Pitt on there!

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Silly random hc! Herman can (and likes) to eat a lot. Like his stomach is a black hole. His favorite foods are spicy as hell. Not a big fan of sweets. At least he doesn't seem that way to me.

As someone who HATES sweets, yes thank you let me project my traits onto my fictional bf

ive mentioned this before but i think he's probably quite strong as someone with powers, and in turn i believe he definitely needs good sustenance for that paired with his size.

someone who knows how to cook would be a perfect partner for him, you just have to tolerate how many helpings he'd be going for at dinner lol.

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I’m a huge cuddle bug and it’s a dorky question but how do you think the girls of dispatch would cuddle? Like who’s the big spoon/little spoon, who’s a heater, etc. - 🍟

well, i guess we're starting off the girlposting on this blog with fluff. lol

♡z-team girls x gn!reader ♡sfw (some suggestive)

Malevola is, to me, actually a huge cuddler. Almost cuteness-aggression type squeezing while she's with you. Obviously, she's going to be the big spoon, I don't see her wanting to be the little spoon, she just doesn't seem like the type to let her partner try to hold her like that. She definitely likes being a physically impressive lady and she wants to use that to her advantage by wrapping her arms totally around her partner. She's also the type to lay all the way on top of you, if you let her. Sexiest weighted and heated blanket you could ever have. She also passes out pretty quickly while cuddling.

Mandy, the mommiest of gfs, absolutely wants you to sleep on her chest. You know exactly why... boobs in your face ahem. Though, you'd be lucky to get her to want to be still enough for a cuddling session during the day. She's more of a sleep-cuddler as she strikes me as more of an active busybody type. Obviously at her build, like Mal, she's going to be the type who holds you more often, but she can definitely get down with being the little spoon especially after a stressful day of SDN stuff. (Also, she's a blanket hog if you're not cuddling her in the night, so you have to be glued to her if you want to stay warm and covered.)

Coupe is not a cuddler. Seriously, it's like pulling teeth trying to get that lady to be soft enough to let that happen for more than a few moments. If she really loves you enough, she'd prefer at most you huddled up to her side. Does not like spooning, does not enjoy most traditional cuddling positions in general. Though, she definitely can appreciate having you sat upon her lap. Huge turn-on for her.

Invisigal... oh, Courtney. Selfish cuddler. Wants to be the little spoon, wants to be in your arms any time you're laying with her. Like Malevola, she's also a girl who passes out pretty easily lying on top of you, and I think she drools. Kinda gross but very cute. Generally, I believe she takes the most submissive-adjacent positions while cuddling. She also gets real handsy if you let her, considering how much of a little perv she is.

Prism doesn't have a preference for positions while cuddling, her go-with-the-flow sort of personality reflected in her relationships as much as it is in her daily life. It's really up to you, she's already into you (and she's a vers imo) so she's perfectly fine giving you what you need. Want her to hold you? She's your girl. Want to lay on her chest? Great, she's down for it! She'll even ghost her vape for you so she isn't hotboxing the room while you're trying to relax (LOL). For some reason, I personally believe this girl runs hot, so she's definitely one of the heaters of this bunch.

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hi guys.. opening requests for the girls of dispatch now. send me requests about the ladies please!!!<3

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Nobody recognizes me in the feed anymore... back to the old layout! Thanks for participating in this experiment for me guys :p looks like the decision will ultimately be sideblogs for my other fandom content. Will update here whenever that happens!

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Ever thought about Herm in lingerie? I do. I think about it a lot. I feel like he’d be so down for anything to make you happy and turned on that he would give it a try. And he’d be so hot. All shy about how he looks and then you’re just there wanting that cookie so fucking bad. GOD I need him carnally

Anyways happy new years queen

happy new year! and yes, i do often think about herm wearing lingerie.

he definitely does not feel used to it at all, wearing feminine lace over his masculine, scrawny frame. i'll also choose to include the headcanon here that herm has a huge cock hiding under that wetsuit, so it definitely makes him look adorably awkward in the way-too-tight garment.

definitely causes a staring problem in you. just admiring the way his flushed skin is adorned with lace, in the color you specifically picked out for him... even better if you own some yourself and made him wear yours<3

he'd have to resist the urge to cover himself up a bit, not because he doesn't want you to see him, but because he's just so out of his element and feels so vulnerable wearing intimates like that.

once you start touching him through the sheer fabric, though, oh my Gooood does he lose it. he loves being groped and fondled and rubbed while he wears the panties.

he'd put in any kind of lingerie for you. want him to wear a matching lacy bra? he'll do it. but he might feel even more awkward wearing it. just reassure him how pretty he is :)

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What about waterboy with a fem partner who can orgasm from penetration? Every fic I read talks about fem partners cumming during penetration but that isn’t real for everybody. And that includes herms sweet lover, she just can’t. The more he tries the more sore and upset she gets. Really she just wants him to eat her out once or twice and then use her sticky hole to his desire, no worrying about making her finish at that point.

oh yeah i always try to include clit stimulation for afab readers because that is very very real. i don't actually think i know a ton of people who do come from just penetration, we don't all have the right sensitivity for that!

this is something i mention to a point of tiring it out, but as i always say on this blog, herm is a huge sweetheart who cares immensely about if you're enjoying yourself. not only because he wants to do it right and not disappoint you, but because he would quite simply feel remiss if he doesn't satisfy you.

i think you'd likely need to tell him though, maybe show him by placing his hands where you want them instead of letting the eager boy get straight to fucking. either he'll learn on his own that your preferred routine is an orgasm from his fingers or his mouth, then get to the actual finale of it all, or just explain to him the fact that it's so difficult for you to come otherwise.

knowing how eager herm is to be supportive, useful, etc., it's fun to imagine all the things he would do with this information- learning how to stimulate your g-spot intensely, practicing his technique on you with his tongue and fingers, spending so much time down there until you're nearly begging him to stop from oversensitivity. you just know he'd be so pent-up after hearing moans he caused for a while; he thrusts almost like a virgin again when he finally does decide he's satsfied you enough to fuck you. :3

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hihi! not a request, just a quick bit of appreciation

read your post about herm with a partner with chronic hip pain, it’s nice to see ppl write for and give some love to fellow readers with chronic pain (as someone with chronic leg pain 🫶 gotta bedazzle the cane) so thank you! :)

of course! i often do deny a lot of requests for ultra-specific traits on readers, but i do have a spot in my heart for writing content for readers who have struggles adjacent to disability, especially as someone with multiple herniated discs who has chronic pain from that.

also about bedazzling a cane - if i ever end up requiring a mobility aid, i'm going to bedazzle the hell out of it too lol.

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Rena i wanna turn the table and ask u this

What are some of ur kinks for waterboy 😏🫵

Well. Heh. Well

Read this at your own risk tbh. This also isn't something meant to be agreed with this is all what my mind palace's version of him is like

FEET FREAK HES A FEET FREAK IN MY MIND. i think he's the type of nerdy dude who has some weird specific fetish, and his partner's feet is that. so i always love to think about him going to town on your feet.

another one i always harp on is how much of a service top he is. he loves helping out in his superhero work, so why would that not extend to his sex life?! he is a total slave to his partner's pleasure.

PISS. my personal headcanon is that his powers make him have the worst bladder size, ngl. he's always hydrated. he would lose his mind if his partner wanted him to 'let go' in that sense.

regardless, he is our lil doll to control on this blog, so these are just my headcanons. i'd much prefer to hear yours.

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you’re genuinely one of the prettiest people i’ve ever seen

you can't be serious. thank you so much. <3 i've never been told that HAH

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just stunning us all with your gorgeous face card with no warning… smh

HAHA STOP i kinda feel like a weirdo for doing it but i like all my blogs to be super personal so everyone kinda knows me as me if that makes sense. sorry if any of you miss the waterboy pfp

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I hope you all are alright with my plans for this blog-

Lately I've been experiencing some dispatch burnout (of course herm is still my #1) and I'd like to transition into multifandom.

Im totally open though to the feedback of my followers, so this personal layout is temporary until I get the results of a vote from you guys.

My plans are mostly to branch out into COD content, and other video games, but mostly dispatch/waterboy still.

Lmk!

blog direction

stay dispatch-only

branch out

Voting ended onJan 2

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Oooh, may we get an insecure fem! Short reader X Waterboy? With some fluffy fluff with extra fluff?

I would be eternally grateful (:3

So sorry hon, I don't write short readers as I'm huge and have no idea how to relate lol.

Any insecure reader I will write tho!

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can you perhaps do a insecure fem!chubby reader x waterboy trying to like uh, make them feel better and stuff (smut w it though plz 🙏)

ugh as an insecure chubby girl i love this request

★waterboy x fem!chubby!reader

★sfw + nsfw

☆he had a crush on you instantly.

☆seeing the way your clothes fit you, how much it showed the curves hiding underneath the layers, he was hooked instantly when he saw you at SDN.

☆he would notice every single time you wore something baggy. selfishly, he hated that, he was disappointed when he couldn't see the tummy hiding under a pencil skirt. hated it sooo much when you wore a blouse that hid the cleavage.

☆when you and herm finally got to a point of admitting attraction, you didn't give him what he was desperate for quickly. he was obviously excited to be dating you, he was practically in love already. but, he's losing his mind trying to reconcile with the fact that you're too insecure to fuck.

☆don't get me wrong- herm is understanding. he would never force you into anything. but he is losing his mind knowing he's gotten this woman he is so attracted to, but can't make love to yet because she is too shy

☆when you tell him about your insecurities, he's nearly at a point of gasping comically at the things you say about yourself. he's so into you that he finds it ridiculous that you're insecure.

☆the stuttered praise at your body<3

☆he will let you stay clothed during sex if you need it. but he is disappointed because he LOVES chubby ladies.

☆if you bare your torso during sex, he will grab at your tummy. if you don't like it, he'll stop, but if you let him, he will grab at your tummy the whole time he's fucking you as a handle. he loves the chub so much.

☆he's telling you how beautiful you are in both sexual and innocent contexts.

☆sleeps on your soft stomach or your butt <3

☆tells you every time that you're insecure, in his classic stuttering voice, how he'll love you no matter what shape your body is.