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@waterinxthelungs
Dragons need a whole Pizza at least once a week, maybe even twice. Do Not Fail Them.
âź âź (for thad)
Send âź âź for a drabble of my museâs past : AcceptingÂ
It snowed inside Thaddeus for the first time. It was always cold, in his lungs and in the icy breaths that forced their way out, telling him that he was living. But he didnât feel alive until it snowed.Â
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waterinxthelungs:
âOhhhh. Mountain Dew!â Thaddeus had to think since itâs such a hard fucking question. âYeah, itâs a good mixer!âÂ
         â â Yes. That. Anâway. â Heâs appalled that Thaddeus only uses it as a mixer but, at least he uses it. He is tossing a can Thadâs way though, and wandering over with two glasses and a bottle of vodka. â Aâight so, then. Whaâ shit vidâya wanna watch? â On the table are three terrible movie choices to get drunk to. All with rules printed out underneath each movie, for the drinking game to be played correctly. The films are in order of Mean Girls, Sharknado, and the My Little Pony Movie.Â
Thaddeus blinked. Where was he?Â
But thereâs soda, vodka and movies--heâs on board! âHell yes! Um..â Takes a look at the movies. Takes a look at the drinking game rules too. Potentially, they could get pretty fucked up if they watched any of them... âLetâs watch all three? I wanna start with Sharknado though.âÂ
         â When thereâs no one left to fight                        Boys like us donât shine so bright! â
          WEâRE THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS, AND WE WANNA FIGHT!
                 The Rowdyruff boys written & loved by                     ryan      ai        tizu                  @bzrkcrâ @arrogances @kittencubeÂ
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waterinxthelungs:
âDo I likeâŠdo? Do I do the do?â Thaddeus doesnât understand the question. âI like doing things?âÂ
         â Bruh, nah, nahnahnah. âAh didnât ask if yaâ fuck. âah asked if yaâ like dew, like thâsoda. mountain dew. dipshit. â
âOhhhh. Mountain Dew!â Thaddeus had to think since itâs such a hard fucking question. âYeah, itâs a good mixer!âÂ
bzrkcr:
@waterinxthelungs
            â Oi, âah gotâs one question ferâ ya.â Do yaâ like the dew, or nah? â
âDo I like...do? Do I do the do?â Thaddeus doesnât understand the question. âI like doing things?âÂ
†: Taking a bath together ( CACKLES )
Nonsexual acts of intimacy : AcceptingÂ
Two bros chilling in a (hot) tub. Except itâs a bit cramped, between the two of them and their current management of limbs. Fortunately, Thaddeus is flexible enough to keep his knees tucked up against his chest as he watches Hadyn from his side of the tub. The overbearing summer heat had been the surprisingly legitimate excuse here. Thad spent a long time whining. Sweating, almost in tears. And whining, and flopping around like a useless steamed fish, until Hadyn literally threw him into a bathtub full of water. And now here they are. This is the most platonic, and somehow one of the more oddly intimate moments Thaddeus has had with his best friend. They have been known to have their shamelessly gay moments, because, hey, thatâs just the type of relationship they have. So this shouldnât be a big deal. Thaddeusâs brain has short-circuited, right, and he should just stop thinking. Heâs only beginning to cool down. So. That should be his cue to get those thoughts gone.Â
But letâs be fucking real here, Thaddeus doesnât think. Or he does, only to realize too late that his train of thought is miles in the wrong direction.Â
âSo like. Whyâd you get in here with me, dude? Kind of unnecessary, eheh, Iâm a big boy.â Which, objectively, he is, if ya know what I mean, but not in the sense that he can be responsible for himself when the temperatures begin to climb. Meanwhile, Hadyn should be at the peak of his health with how much he likes to suck the sunâs dick. âThought you hated baths,â Thaddeus says, fully aware of how loaded the statement is.Â
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Send ⟠⟠ for a drabble or starter of my museâs past
Send † for a drabble or starter of my museâs present
Send ⯠⯠for a drabble or starter of my museâs future
⊠: Slow dancing ( iuvenais )
Between all the travelling, moving around, and generally being busy with life and stuff, both Thaddeus and Kai found it easy to get into a routine of doing nothing. They would still cuddle and have sex here and there but as interesting and fun as that could be, it was beginning to feel like more of the same. Going through the motions. Literally too, but yeah.Â
And if time together taught Thaddeus anything (and a few uneventful anniversaries came and went too. ugh.) it was that they were both two fickle, technically-immortals who couldnât handle too much of the same without going stir-crazy.
So, shake it up a bit, of course. Like that time. Nothing too crazy, and nothing that needs a whole lot of planning, either. Thaddeus doesnât need that. No, all he needs is a good, old fashioned record player. Well, he technically has three, but two are so archaic beyond anything modern restoration can do for them. The diamond needle mysteriously went missing from one of them.Â
But one player works, and luckily, so do the vinyls containing recordings of romantic orchestrated pieces; waltzes, songs that might play at weddings or junior proms. Funerals too if youâre feeling swanky.Â
Everything else is presented to perfection. Candlelight and soft music turning on the record in the background, and while Thaddeus didnât dress up Gatsby for this, he did put a comb through his hair to at least make it look like he wasnât lounging all day (which he wasnât, obviously.) For fun, he made neopolitan macaroons for Kai and he got the good champagne out.Â
All he needs now is Kai.Â
And he can barely contain his excitement when he does see Kai come in through the living room, bounding over to him much like an excited child or a dog, as he takes Kaiâs hands into his.Â
âHello, sweetheart. May I have this dance?âÂ
nonsexual acts of intimacy --- select from the following for my muse to respond to:
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â : Finding your muse wearing their clothes â : Holding hands â : Having their hair washed by your muse â : Your muse falling asleep with their head in my museâs lap. â : Cuddling in a blanket fort â : Sharing a bed â : Head scratches â : Sharing a dessert â : Shoulder rubs â : Reading a book together â : Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which) â : Patching up a wound †: Taking a bath together â§ : Your muse playing with their hair ⥠: Accidentally falling asleep together âą : Forehead or cheek kisses â : Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc. ⣠: Back scratches â„ : Your muse crying about something ⊠: Slow dancing
elatxs:
Thad
   Hadyn only cackles, gripping onto the oh shit bar as the ride is a little bumpy, not even glancing back because cool guys donât look at explosions.
  â Fuck yer seatbelt. Keep goinâ. I donât hear no sirens cominâ our way. â
   âBut he honestly speaks just a second too early until thereâs the WEE WOO WEE WOO of police cars following a few meters behind. Hadyn isnât bothered though, as he continues to eat his chicken strips and sips his Mountain Dew.
  â So howâs yer stupid dragon anâ fish doinâ? Did yaâ kill âem yet? â
Thaddeusâs first impulse upon hearing the sirens is to eat the drugs and destroy the evidence, but heâs already eaten all the drugs and heâs currently driving the evidence. Fuck?! Time to speed up! And he drops his hand outside the driverâs side window to freeze a patch of pavement behind them. More chaos ensues when heâs certain he hears another screech and a crash, but he doesnât bother to glance in the mirror to check. Hadyn reminds him that he has babies to get home to.Â
âRusty and Happy are doing just fine, thanks. Theyâre both so cute, dude. The closest thing to little dragon babies Iâm ever gonna have, ya know? Since, my double dick is only so magical.â According to Kai, however, it is absolutely the most magical thing on this side of the cosmos. But Thaddeus keeps that little tidbit to himself and everybody else taking a gander at this fucking thread.Â
But not Hadyn. Hadyn would blow a gasket if he knew just what Kai thought of Thadâs dick. And as they are currently speeding up to 80 MPH on a hot-cold pursuit, Thaddeus doesnât need a gasket getting blown. âHowâs all your puppies? How many fucking animals you got now? Youâre like daddy daycare with all your dogs.âÂ
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     Access to the outrealm gate was limited, and for good reason. It was dangerous crossing into other worlds, there was no guarantee one would arrive where they had hoped, or that they would return from such a world.
     Such was the dancerâs struggle here. The world he arrived in was not the one he had anticipated, and he wasnât sure how to return to his own. This world did not appear to have a clear outrealm gate for him to use in order to do such.
     Warily, the dancer explores this world, ever aware of his surroundings. Keeping his hand hovering over the hilt of his blade, Inigo prepared himself for the worst at any moment. This world was entirely different from his own, much⊠uglier. Structures he could only assume to be buildings surrounded him entirely: he could see little trace of natural life. The people here dressed differently, and likewise seemed distraught by his own attire, disturbed by his blade.
     Youâre really done for this time, he thinks to himself, sighing. In that moment, he is greeting by a friendly sounding voice, one offering him help. Turning to face the other, he smiles softly, eyes lighting up at his offer.
â Yes, please, I would be most grateful for the help. Iâm not quite sure what realm this is. I might sound a little crazy but⊠I do not hail from this kingdom, and I canât say I know how I got hereâŠÂ â
âOh?â Silas can clearly tell that this wayfaring stranger doesnât belong here at all. Itâs so obvious that it should hurt. The howâs and whyâs about it, though, would make for the most interesting conversation. What world would require carrying a sword over a more sophisticated weapon structured for killing--a world stuck in its own history? Lack of technological advancement? Magic, perhaps?  Patience, Silas reminds himself again. Intrigue is fine, but nothing good comes from getting too excited so soon. What would a lost person like to hear, Silas asks himself, very actively trying to place himself in the otherâs shoes. âItâs alright, itâs alright...No, I suppose you donât belong here, do you,â he states amicably.Â
âAside from suddenly being lost, there is no cause for alarm. No one will harm you here. Iâll be certain of that. I grew up in these streets, so I know where to avoid.â A partial truth, if it really matters. Which it doesnât. âMaybe I could help you retrace your steps with that knowledge, too. Youâre in a country called the United States. On Earth, if the name of the planet means anything to you?âÂ
âItâs getting pretty intense out there.â
Rainy Day Sentence Starters
It is raining pretty intensely outside. Because thatâs exactly what Silas does when heâs bored, and itâs hot, and summer is literally the worst season ever and he shouldnât have to accept it. âMuch better than blistering heat, isnât it? Youâre welcome.âÂ
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âItâs been raining for days.â
âLooks like the rainy season is finally here.â
âShall I put on a pot of tea?â
âTurn up the heat/put another log on the fire, the rain brought a chill.â
âClose the window, youâll ruin the flooring!â
âYouâre sopping wet.â
âWhat on earth were you doing out there?â
âFine, you can come in, but take off your shoes.â
âI donât need you tracking mud everywhere.â
âThe sound of rain is so nice.â
âYouâre going out? In this?â
âYou canât go out there, itâs pouring down rain!â
âI like the rain and all, but being stuck inside is so boring.â
âThe day would be a lot less boring if you learned how to sit still.â
âI cannot believe weâre stuck in this!â
âMaybe we should find somewhere to take cover until it stops.â
âDoes it ever stop raining here?â
âOh no! The rain ruined our picnic.â
âWant to go for a walk in the rain?â
âCan I have a blanket?â
âSorry to intrude. This rain came out of nowhere.â
âLook at the sky! The lightning is insane.â
âItâs getting pretty intense out there.â
âA rainy day, warm blankets, a cup of tea, and a book to tie it all together.â
âLetâs go for a walk in the rain.â
âHere, this should warm you up.â
âCome in here before you catch a cold.â
âUgh, thatâs just a silly old wivesâ tale.â
âI pity the poor souls caught out in this.â
âArenât there any books to read?â
âRains smells so different in the city.â
âThe rain smells better in the countryside.â
âNothing like the sound of rain to go with a good book.â
âCareful, the tea is still hot.â
-draws on the fogged up windows-
-Flips loudly through book-
-sighs-Â âItâs so cozy in here.â
shit-dragons-say:
hoarding? nah bro *puts on sunglasses* i go boardin
*tries to kickflip and my tail is instantly caught under the board*
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moody | short-tempered | emotionally unstable  | whiny controlling |  conceited  |  possessive paranoid |  lies  | impatient  | cowardly  | bitter  |  selfish  |  power - hungry greedy  |  lazy  |  judgmental |  forgetful | impulsive spiteful | stubborn |  sadistic |  petty  | unlucky
â Â STRENGTHS.
honest |  trustworthy | thoughtful  | caring | brave patient |  selfless | ambitious | tolerant |  lucky intelligent | confident|  focused |  humble | generous merciful | observant | wise |  clever | charming cheerful |  optimistic |  decisive  | adaptive |  calm
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@svarmodiig
If it wasnât such an uncommon scent, Silas might have left it alone. Went about his business as per usual. But everything about this seems to spell that the stranger doesnât belong here. Neither does Silas, for that matter, which is why heâs been keeping such careful tabs. He almost finds himself staring, observing, studying. But like a switch, he adopts a manner of behavior that blends right into normal human interactions--patience, now--before speaking out. Â
âExcuse me, but you seem to be a bit lost. Would you like some help?â Silas offers with a practiced, pleasant lilt in his voice--kind of like customer-service, but not as disingenuous. Heâs practiced that too.Â