Caliborn, Lord of Eh.

((Semi-Independent Humanstuck Caliborn RP Blog.)) THE RuLES OF TIME MuST BE FOLLOWED. ESPECIALLY IF I WRITE THEM. M!Anon: Accepting.

[welele]

“2/3 de las mujeres tiene o ha tenido Trump tienen origen inmigrante”

Lo cual demuestra que hacen falta inmigrantes para trabajos que la mayoría de los estadounidenses no quieren

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Reblog if you would rather live next to a Syrian refugee than a person who opposes the entry of Syrian refugees into the country.

[noodle2thedoodle]

hey lets play how hot is that character

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Hot | Sexy | LORD MERCY

[heyimmoony]

Sure let’s do it.

[unwindingxfantasies-deactivated]

Do the thing!

[animatedtext]

[bruceewayne-moved]

Send me three characters + a number 1-6

1) fuck, marry, kill:

2) marry, cuddle, sleep with:

3) fuck, take a bullet for, murder:

4) adopt, be adopted by, marry:

5) kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team:

6) seduce, steal from, serenade:

[1sungyeol]

this blog does not support the production or consumption of coleslaw

[waterundertheumbrage]

SO I HAVE BEEN PLAYING. FIVE NIGHTS AT FuCKBOYS. THE ENTIRE SERIES. I MuST SAY THAT THE WRITING. FIRST OFF. IS *AMAZING*. A MODERN DAY SHAKESPEARE RESIDES WITHIN THE SABLES. CALLING FOR THE BIG TIME BuT RESTRICTED TO MAKING FAN GAMES FOR TWATS. I LOVE THESE GAMES. THE CHARACTERS ARE SO BELIEVABLE. IN THEIR STRuGGLE ALL THEY WISH FOR. IS A NIGHT OF DEBAUCHERY. THAT IS NOT AT ALL TOO MuCH TO ASK FOR. BuT THEY MuST GO TO SuCH EXTREME LENGTHS. IT'S INSPIRING. THAT IS ALL FOR NOW FLuFFFuCKERS.

[tsukiakarinoniji-archive]

Anonymously or not, send “How To Care For” instructions for my muse

[hozyest-deactivated20160509]

LISTEN UP

Ramadaan is coming in a few short weeks, and if you’re non-Muslim you can help your Muslim followers by tagging:

-profanity -nudity -sexual content of any kind (gifs/text/pictures etc.) -food (some people like it tagged, others don’t care) -other specifics that your Muslim followers ask you to tag

I’ve seen “NSFR” or not safe for ramadaan used so that’s probably a good way to get everything without using 30 different tags. thank u!!!

[godtierjudeharley]

Reblog if your blog has anything to do with Homestuck!!

So I can follow you of course!

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[waterundertheumbrage]

questions for the zodiac signs (answer in the tags)

Aries: imagine the whole world was listening to you right now..what would you say?

Taurus: name five guilty pleasures you have

Gemini: how do you vent your anger and/or sadness?

Cancer: if you could permanently get rid of any insecurity/flaw you have, which one would it be?

Leo: name five good things people have said about you

Virgo: what is the best decision you made in your life so far? what is the worst?

Libra: if someone gave you a million dollars and you could only spend it on 4 things, what would you spend it on?

Scorpio: what would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

Sagittarius: imagine you had only 5 minutes to relive one of your best moments..which moment would you relive?

Capricorn: what is your biggest 'what if'?

Aquarius: what is one thing you wish people would understand about you?

Pisces: what would you want to be written on your tombstone?

[waterundertheumbrage]

Do whatever you like with my Muse. Just don't injure them too badly or kill them.

[waterundertheumbrage]

I CAME BACK.

I ALWAYS WILL. I AM FOREVER CuRSED TO RETuRN. TO THIS PLACE. SO TALK TO ME. WITH DISTRACTIONS.

[waterundertheumbrage]

Would you do anything for Dirk? Or is he just a hate thing?

ANYTHING. IS A LITTLE BIT OF A STRETCH. 

THOuGH I WOuLD. DO A LOT OF THINGS. FOR DIRK. 

I WOuLD NOT BACKFLIP INTO. A SNAuSAGE GRINDER’S INPUT BELT. OR JOIN A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION. FOR HIM.

AS FOR ‘HATE-THINGS’ THEY’RE AS DIFFICuLT FOR ME. TO uNDERSTAND AS ANY SOCIETAL CONSTRuCT. KINDA LIKE HOW I MAY NOT. HIT AN ELDERLY WOMAN WHO WALKING. ACROSS THE STREET. I MEAN. THEY ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE WRINKLES TO GAIN BEFORE THEY’RE GONE. WHY NOT MAKE THE PROCESS. MORE EFFICIENT?

[equinoks]

put 'babe' in my ask if you'd date me

[waterundertheumbrage]

NSFW ASKS

1: When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Do you watch porn?