I've talked about the Robins and their relationship with Two Face, Ra's, Penguin, Poison Ivy, Mr Freeze and The Riddler. But I was also asked about how the Robins are treated by Catwoman on patrol (@lost-my-gender-in-the-war) and I always chuckle over it because there are so many relationships at play here: dad's girlfriend, possible mother figure, cat burglar, uncertain ally, nice lady you sometimes meet in the kitchen in the early hours.
Dick: *tugging Selina's sleeve*
Catwoman, startled: Jesus, kid, what the hell are you?
Dick, grinning and so proud he looks likes he's about to burst: I'm Robin.
Catwoman, confused as fuck: Ah...
Dick: Are you Batman's girlfriend?
Dick: Because I met his other girlfriend the other night-
Dick: I just want to say that she's not as cool as you. I mean she's a really pretty lady and she gave me a soda when I got up to get water but she's not a superhero like you.
Catwoman, vividly recalling her last date night at Bruce Wayne's Manor and Bruce's kid appearing behind her in the kitchen asking for water: Oh, you don't say. Tell me, where is your dad now?
Dick: *motioning behind him*
Catwoman: Why don't you tell him that I'm going to rob the Museum in five minutes? Tell him that it might he best if you headed home for that night.
Catwoman: Oh, Batman and I are going to have to... Um, talk this out. May take a while. Besides, you got school tomorrow, don't you?
Catwoman: And then he's all like, I can save you.
12 yo Jason, dragging a drag of a cigarette: Yeah, dumb 1-percenters.
Catwoman: See you get it.
Jason: I mean he's always on my back about putting Robin before my studies. Just because I'm from Crime Allwy doesn't mean I can't multi-task. Besides, it's 6th grade. So-
Catwoman, yanking the cigarette out of his mouth that she totally gave him: Why can't that man make age appropriate friends?
Catwoman: Robin, you're too late. That diamond is-
Tim: Yeah, Batman's got it. No, what I want to address is your thievery of my Captain Crunch on your last booty call with my father.
Tim: Oh, what? Cat got your tongue? It was the last bowl.
Catwoman: Batman, you motherfucker.
Bruce, literally chilling on a high rise: What?
Catwoman, gesturing to Steph who is holding her hand: The first female Robin and you make her feel like shit? What's the matter with you?
Bruce, hurt: Catwoman, baby, I-
Catwoman: She gets a new costume. She gets all the gadgets the boys got. And she gets to drive the Batmobile. And you know what will happen if any of these terms aren't met.
Steph, later: You didn't have to go that hard, Selina.
Catwoman: Maybe but sometimes you have to keep men on their toes do they know the consequences of fucking with you. You have to remind them that you aren't a commodity or luxury or anything they can brush off. You are a person.
Catwoman: *admiring her new tennis bracelet*
Damian: I understand you are in a complicated sexual liason with my father from time to time but please understand this in no way entitles you to act in a mothering capacity.
Damian, completely in love: Who is this alrajul alsaghir?
Catwoman: I haven't named him yet. Do you want to keep him? I have a lot of cats and they need a good home.
Damian, cuddling the kitten: We can be acquaintances.
Catwoman, to herself: Scary assassin baby, evil personified? Hard nut to crack? My ass.