BALLS

Just your friendly neighborhood fuckup

[sirjuda]

So i watched Obsession......

[turnipoddity]

not me

[garlicbunny]

“ok lets do warm up sketch”

“oh..”

[thornethenorn]

[machinot]

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

[goth-queen]

[notaplaceofhonour]

girl unhinge ur jaw

[notaplaceofhonour]

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[shithowdy]

"next time, log in faster with fingerprint/face/iris recognition!" how about i keep typing my password like i have for the past 25 years and you fuck off

[signedthemoon]

— isa b. excerpt from my desire

[tomorrowillbeyou]

nice outfit dude LOL. legolas called. apparently they're taking the hobbits somewhere really crazy

[bettyrightnow]

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[iamoutofideas]

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

[cestpasfaux24601]

AKOTSK GIF MEME: ↳ [1/6] Scenes

[dracaria-dracarys]

In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave. In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just. In the name of the Mother, I charge you to protect the young and innocent.

SER LYONEL BARATHEON & SER RAYMUN FOSSOWAY

[cawanski]