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[wateryboy]

[wateryboy]

1 person every second

[frvnkielee]

Frvnkielee: Another Pouya.

[st3fan00]

MTV Cribs Latino edition

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

reblog this for good luck

[wo-rm]

[helloitsmacmiller-blog]

Check out my Answer Time this Friday, August 14th, 3pm ET/ 12pm PT

Ask me about my upcoming album GO:OD AM. Ask me about what kind of toothpaste I use. Ask me whatever you want.

http://helloitsmacmiller.tumblr.com/ask

[stalking-jamie]

[diaryofacreativehoarder]

[wateryboy]

How to lift properly

Step 1: find what you want

Step 2: grab what you want

Step 3: bring it to the cashier

Step 4: purchase the product

[henkac-deactivated20170416]

Guide to Shoplifting!

Hey, here for another guide to making sure you have a good haul next time you want to do some lifting!

STEP ONE: pick a store

STEP TWO: pick out whatever you want

STEP THREE: check to see if there’s any employees around

STEP FOUR: make sure you have everything you want

STEP FIVE: bring it to the check-out line

STEP SIX: strike up casual conversation with employee

STEP SEVEN: actually fucking pay for your shit instead of shoplifting

STEP EIGHT: tell the employee to have a wonderful day

STEP NINE: leave the store with your wonderful new item(s)

STEP TEN: don’t shoplift in the future either since you could get employees in serious trouble or even fired

Pro-tip! Always remember, if you think that there is absolutely nothing wrong with shoplifting and that it won’t cause any problems for employees, especially when it comes to stealing $1,000+ in goods from a store, you’re full of shit!

[lucentkane]

the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs

[betterthankanyebitch]

they did it again lmao

[betterthankanyebitch]

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[poshpimpin]

SLIKKK

[poshpimpin]

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