Tired

Talor. 25. Trash.

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

[just-shower-thoughts]

At the very same time on this planet there are people who earn a comfortable living playing video games and also people who don’t yet know that electricity exists.

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[what-is-this-i-dont-even]

COOLIN

[theawesomeadventurer]

Marilyn ain’t got shit on this man

[punkartwantstew]

Me at 13: Where is my letter from Hogwarts? I'm different and this is bullshit!

Me at 23: Where is my letter from grandpa telling me I inherited a farm? I'm tired and this is bullshit!

[championed]

Do people call you RDJ? It started on call sheets and then it became commonplace. So it’s a little shmucky if you’re sending someone a text and you go ‘RDJ here.’ Alright, I’m calling you that today. Shmucky?

[stinkbombing-deactivated2015041]

I ASKED MY SISTER TO MAKE ME A DANNY DEVITO CAKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY AND SHE DID OH MY GOD

[displayheartcode]

[meyhew]

every single mega famous celebrity who asks the average person to donate to national tragedies (like the fires in australia) is tone deaf. my $5 donation won’t do shit compared to the million dollars you can drop without making a dent in ur bank account. either make a genuine effort to help or shut the fuck up 

[trainthief]

shoutout to the Twink at the front desk of the natural history museum who let me go into their Yellowstone exhibit for free. also shoutout to my laptop for auto-capitalizing Twink. always nice to see respect for our troops 

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[tomshardy]

Who is sexier: Chris or RDJ?

[ravensloane]

ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

[ierotits]

guess what I'm cross stitching next

[ierotits]

he's coming...

[ierotits]

him.........

[ierotits]

HE

[ierotits]

he has been.....completed.....

[saber-chan]

I spent all day doing sidequests instead of progressing the main story

[jump-spark]

I know you’re talking about a videogame but this is actually a really good metaphor for my life

[weaksorry]

do u ever think about how much you’ve changed in the past 2 years and ur just like, thank god.

[catchymemes]

[autumnhobbit]

worst part of adulthood so far is definitely the fact that people have the ability to contact me and i have to respond in a timely manner

[shortvideosandstuff]

video

[nolovelikeapathy-blog]

Can we just talk about how useful this is but also how happy that dog is to be teaching us something. Look at that tail wag. Thank you puppy. 

[naturepunk]

This dog is a not just any dog - it’s a Belgian Malinois. They are often used as guard and attack dogs because they have EXTREMELY high drive, an exceptional work ethic, and are widely considered the best working dogs for military and police forces. The pup above is well-trained and yes - he absolutely LOVES his job. 

[southernbitchface]

Bringing this back because this could come in handy if a police officer wrongfully sets their dogs on someone.