Real Neato

Jena•Xicana•Stay cool

[fundead]

[taylor-ruth]

my bf: i want to be inside you so bad 

me [disassociating]: me too 

[waveegravee]

I didnt realize how much I love being called babe until he started calling me that

[sneefkin]

[dmentality]

[chronomally]

I think my favorite cr1tikal exclamation of surprise is “you’ve gotta be putting my groceries away”

[thehijabstylist]

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

[highkey-melanin]

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

[hazelmayequine]

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

[whiskey-and-c41]

Michelle Obama 2020

[clawsfangs]

no offence but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all

[menifee901-deactivated20170704]

[imanes]

y’all: there’s strength in being vulnerable uwu

me: good for u i personally love keeping a distance and not getting my heart shattered every three minutes

[shifgsthivc]

“So how’s life?”

[dashing-dank-and-dapper-deactiv]

Is it just me? Or does laughter feel too much like showing weakness.

Probably just a thinker thing.

[fortruinous-deactivated20170101]

what the fuck

[antijohngreen]

some feeler: *chuckles at a meme* me, an intellectual: you fool

[p3as]

[redactedc]

concept: love letters make a comeback

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[arizonarobbinsgf-deactivated201]

someone: you dont actually believe those conspiracies right :/

me:

[fauxfable]

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