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[wawaweewawoo]

hey guys i made a new blog @partsofmeareyou ill be using it exclusively so umm bye drop a follow if u r so inclined

[wawaweewawoo]

not finished and never will be finished but 👍 havent drawn in a WHILE and dont rlly like this but it’s something

[flyrobotfly]

The Smoker on the Balcony

[batmanego]

i know everyone on this website means well, but if you ask me “which of these characters is sadder/wetter/doing worse in general”, and one of the opinions is harry dubois, you’re kidding yourself if you choose the other one. you’re kidding yourself for even suggesting it. he doesn’t know what the alphabet is. everyone he works with fucking hates him. he routinely threatens to kill himself while doing his job. he got broken up with SIX YEARS AGO and is still on like, day one of the grieving stage. he can die from sitting down in an uncomfortable chair. his clothes are soaked in piss and vomit all the time. as if all that wasn’t enough he’s also a cop like come on guys nobody is doing worse than him, we should just accept he’s an unattainable #1 and start polling for who is in second place

[pterodach]

Make him feel alright

[jazz-d-deactivated20230622]

and how did you get this low?

[kevries]

FYI, this is what I’M about 👆

[captainhahab]

sunrise, parabellum, babes. new vegas\disco elysium crossover just dropped (also... yay, it's pride month in my time zone already! HAPPY PRIDE YA'LL!!)

[wawaweewawoo]

im alive take a young trevor drawing i may or may not finish

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

[pebleeee-deactivated20151227]

do they smoke weed?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Yes, actually.

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)

[gccgrimm-deactivated20160818]

They don’t look like they smoke weed.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.

[madamekagamine]

Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

[19leahjade96]

Well that escalated quickly……

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*

[jackaxed]

haha oh my god

who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.

love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.

and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.

“the goo pile that is now your body”

i’m dying over here, jesus

please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*

[anemonequeen-moved]

this dude playin omg 

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still  at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you.  I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*

[nervousron]

Favorite GTA V Ending

A. Something Sensible

B. The Time's Come

C. Deathwish

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2023

[sharpchinsimp]

Okay, very unpopular opinion People usually explain the choice of ending C as "oh no, my favorite character is going to die, I don't want it". It has always been difficult for me because I love Michael, I love Trevor, I love Steve and Devin. I don't think there are 'bad' and 'good' guys in this game, GTA 5 is a bunch of middle aged men with questionable morals, they just have different goals.

Ending A is my favourite, because it reveals the main conflict of the game and the complex relationship between the characters. People say GTA 4 is better because it was so deep and GTA 5 is just a fun light story about bank robbers. This is not true.

GTA 5 shows an amazing and tragic love story between Trevor and Michael. This is a story about lying to yourself and rejecting the 'evil' in yourself and Michael sees Trevor as the embodiment of this 'evil'. He certainly blames Trevor for his own sins. And he probably considers his love for Trevor a sin.

Trevor's death is also symbolic and resembles the burning of a witch at the stake of the Inquisition. Michael considers himself a 'saint', he literally chooses a surname with this meaning (and has the name of the Archangel Michael), and believes that he must stop Trevor, and thereby hopes to finally destroy the 'evil' in himself. He finally finishes what should have happened nine years ago, hoping that it will set him free and solve all his psychological problems. However, after that, he is depressed. Perhaps Michael understands that he has always been the same monster, even worse, because, for example, in Dante's Hell system, betrayal is a much more serious sin than anything Trevor has ever done, and Michael betrayed him a second time after Trevor believed him again. Life gave him another chance, and he again screwed everything up in order to be 'correct' and 'good'. He suffers because of his mistakes and never became happy even with his movie studio and improved relationship with his family.

Only Trevor can make him truly happy, only he can accept the essence of Michael for what it is, and only Trevor can make Michael's life full and bright. Here's what the ending A makes clear. This ending makes Trikey love story so beautiful, deep and complete.

I love that in Ending B, Michael's 'fall' was also a cool metaphor. Before that, Michael was at the top and adjusted his life, got everything he wanted, and here Franklin seems to be reminiscent of what Michael did nine years ago and, as if in a mirror, repeats the sudden betrayal and sends Michael straight to hell and clutches of death, where he was supposed to be. Is it fair? Yes, in a way. Franklin's motivation is not very clear. But isn't Franklin a reflection of the player himself and his views on morality? The player at the end has to choose who he considers the worst evil in the game. And I don't think that a guy who uses people to advance his career and a guy who uses people to get rich is worse than a cowardly self-deceptive traitor or the embodiment of pure primal chaos.

This ending is about Michael, but not about Trikey.

I hate that ending C is canon. It's so formulaic and vague and doesn't solve the main conflict between Trikey at all. Apart from the wonderful post-final fanfics, of course. The elegance of a tragedy has always been better for me than a happy ending. It's boring and tasteless, it's not complete story.

The only good things about ending C are: 1) Good ending to Dave's story and his character development 2) Devin in swimming trunks hiding in a box, it was so funny 3) Another cutscene with Steve Steve and Devin had so much potential for missions in GTA Online, how could R* get rid of them?

Of course, I have more obvious and less poetic reasons for loving the ending A. Let's start with the fact that I'm Steve's simp and I'll do whatever he tells me (even though Trevor's murder was Dave's idea) so that I can hear from him "good dog" later 👉👈 Ending A is the best ending for Steve. Devin needs him so Stevin is real. In ending B Steve and Dave are probably fired, because Devin tells Frankin, that he can do one call and their careers are over and after this ending Devin said that he called Steve's boss. Even dying at the peak of fame while filming a TV show is not as bad as this, losing his job and fame is Steve's worst nightmare.

So, as a Trikey shipper, fan of painful and dark gay dramas and Steve fan at the same time, I prefer the ending A.

[satanfemme]

why are twitter users calling out the therian kittengirl who's wanted by the US government and who just leaked the US no-fly list with a ":3" for being a bi lesbian. lgbt infighters are on another level. it has 9 girlfriends and is an enemy of the state, I think it can use whatever labels it wants at this point 😭

[wawaweewawoo]

would y'all want to see traditional art? i don't have an apple pen rn so that's all i got for a while, might post some old sketches and gtav stuff

[grapefruiters]

new question if you could force all of ur followers to watch/play through/read one piece of media what would it be

[juniperhillpatient]

honestly people who write complicated thought inducing meta on the hit sit com it’s always sunny in philadelphia & its characters are legitimately the backbone of this society

[lycantropy14]

kinda wanted to try and do stab at mimicking those dime detective novel covers but lost steam

[tsukioreo]

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