Not Feelin It

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[stability]

i love the belchers

[demiiwhiffin]

[power-chords]

How do I know I am a millennial? I require no explanation for anything entertaining. I show my folks a funny video of a cockatoo having an argument with a dude jumping on its empty cage, and they’re like, Where did you find this? Why is that happening? I don’t know. I don’t care. It was on the Internet. That’s the only context I can give you.

[powderdoom]

FOTD by Sam

i use Maybelline Baby Skin Instant Pore Eraser, then I hide any red spots with YSL Green Concealer, then Maybelline Stay Fit! Dewy + Smooth foundation in porcelain, then NXY Above & Beyond Full Coverage concealer, I bake my face with Covergirl translucent loose powder, then contour with NYC Color Wheel bronzer, I used Essence blush (I believe in the color “Adorable”) on my upper cheek/under my eyes kind of as a “transition” shade for all of the colors, I highlighted using Wet N Wild’s Illuminating palette, all of the eyeshadows I used were from a Simply Spoiled eyeshadow palette which I believe is discontinued. I checked their website the other day and couldn’t find it. Unfortunately, that’s the most important part of the makeup look but there’s no name on the palette and no name for each color either :-( I blended 90% of the eyeshadows with my fingers, which actually was a lot easier than any brushes. Next I curled my lashes and put on two mascaras: Benefits Roller Lash & Pur Cosmetics Volume Vixen. And finally, the last thing I used was Cailyn Cosmetics Funky Orange Trio liquid lipsticks, I used the two colors Modernist & Egoist!!

[lotusei-deactivated20161219]

concept: me, lying down in the sun in a soft field of tulips. no one else is around and i no longer have things to think about

[misswallflower]

[long-ago-1234567890]

in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady’s garlic. and everyone’s like “why the fuck did you not take her pasta” and he’s like “i know what i’m doing”. when the judge gets to that lady’s dish (and this was her only sabotage) he’s like “this is really underseasoned i’m not tasting any garlic or seasonings you’d expect from spaghetti and meatballs” and the camera just zooms in on the guy grinning. goddamn

[shiimada]

hmu (hit me up)

[pyroinfusedtiger]

hmu inside (cant hit up)

[beingbreannaleigh]

“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”

I’m WHEEZING.

This is me at every family gathering.

[zellah7]

bye i love this

[landunderthewave]

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

[stoned-ariesmermaid]

this pb&j took me on a great fucking adventure last night.

[sacheu-deactivated20200922]

this is so positive

[miaalyse96]

Blue sitting in the middle of the dinner table like:

[ithelpstodream]

[awwww-cute]

[dunkirks]

NO OFFENSE BUT WHY DID ONE DIRECTION NOT WIN X FACTOR

[thebritishboyfriends]

because simon cowell made sure they didn’t so that they’d seem like a comeback story and so he would look like a genius who took third place finishers and made them superstars basically simon cowell sucks

[tummylinson]

Also because the psychological toll inflicted upon five young boys and their families after coming so far only to lose made it much easier to manipulate them into a long term contract favorable to syco, putting simon in a place to be their hero

basically simon cowel is the actual devil

[pinkhyungwon]

didn’t they not win cause they only got 20% of the public vote

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger