[shhhmommysdrinking]

Supernatural Valentine’s Day cards

[redfloofiplier-blog]

Merry Early Christmas?

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[seeingeverything-deactivated201]

MBTI and F. Scott Fitzgerald quotes

ISFP: - There are all types of love in this world but never the same love twice - Her philosophy is carpe diem for herself and laissez-faire for others

ESFP: - Personality is an unbroken series of sucessful gestures - It was only a sunny smile, and little it costs in the giving, but like morning light scattered the night and made the day worth living

ISTP: - The world only exists in your eyes. You can make it as big or as small as you want - So we’ll just let things take their course, and never be sorry

ESTP: - I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go - It was within and without, simultaneously enchanted and repelled by the inexhaustible variety of life

ISFJ: - It’s not a slam at you when people are rude. It’s a slam at the people they’ve met before - I don’t ask you to love me always like this, but I want you to remember. Somewhere inside of me there will always be the person I am tonight

ESFJ: - I wish I have done everything on earth with you - Things are sweeter when they’re lost, I know because I wanted something and got it. It was the only thing I ever wanted, and when I got it, it turned to dust in my hand

ISTJ: - Our lives are defined by opportunities, even the ones we miss - I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you find the strength to start all over again

ESTJ: - There are only the pursued, pursuing, the busy and the tired - The loniest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly

INFP: - A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire to be either his wife or his mistress - And in the end, we were only humans… drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness

ENFP: - For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be - Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall

INTP: - Everybody’s youth is a dream, a form of chemical madness - The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function

ENTP: - It’s funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed is you - Live the full life of mind, exhilarated by new ideas, intoxicated by the romance of unusual

INFJ: - Life is essentially a cheat and its conditions are those of defeat: the redeeming things are not happiness and pleasure, but the deep satisfactions that come out of struggle - I’m a romantic: a sentimental person thinks things will last, a romantic person hopes against hope that they won’t

ENFJ: - You are the finest, loveliest, tanderest and most beautiful person I have ever known - and even that is an understandment - There’s something between us; a sort of pull. Something you always do to me and I to you

INTJ: - Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before - Why don’t you tell me that “if the girl had been worth having she’d have waited for you?” No, sir. The girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody

ENTJ: - Genious is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind - Nothing is beneath you if it is in the direction of your life

Happy National Book Day

[bookgeekconfessions]

It's Book Lovers Day!!!

I didn’t know we get our own day, but I’m here for it.

[seinfeldworld]

[notlikingbestgirl]

Bird scritches

[ieg]

[lonelybeforedeath]

The Front Bottoms - Lipstick Covered Magnet

[browsedankmemes]

For real (via /r/BlackPeopleTwitter)

[sukimann]

source

[addictdtoblack]

[lowsun]

*in a haunted house* *walls start bleeding and spell ６  ６  ６*

*pulls out sharpie and makes it ６9  ６9  ６9*

[hoaxmakesmusic]

*wall bleeds just a bit more below it spelling out ｎｉｃｅ*

[terriamon]

mailman: *tries to put mail in my doors mail slot*

me: *shoves my sword through and goes for the knees*

[seashellronan]

the extent to which straight people don’t get gay humour is incredible like the whole thing is a satirisation of how gay people have been treated for years like the reason we say “___ is for gays only” is because yall have been going around calling everything you don’t like gay and we’re making fun of that dumb mindset and taking away the power of it and having fun and yall still come onto every gay satire post with this “what if straight people said this about you” like you have?? that’s why the post was made in the first place i don’t understand how yall are this oblivious it’s honestly baffling to me

[beardyboywonder]

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

[honeystopthecar]

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

[atomic-chronoscaph]