[invizigothx]

first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club

[playwrongs]

invizigothx. (2026, January 30). first rule of Cite Club: tell everyone where you learned about Cite Club [Text post]. Tumblr. https://www.tumblr.com/invizigothx/807189844216446977/first-rule-of-cite-club-tell-everyone-where-you?source=share

[louisegluckpdf]

holy quaternity

[lustcannibalism]

the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week

[moominirl]

[kafkaswasteddayz]

not now honey, mommy’s yearning for something that once was and will never be again

[str-ngeloop]

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

[feelingthedisaster]

when i show up to the homoeroctic codepedent friendships competition but my opponent is kevin day

[lamignonette]

[ryebreadgf]

[ofteeth]

Aftg is so funny because Neil had so many chances to escape certain death but he just wanted to play stickball so fucking bad

[emeraldcas]

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

[adollarformysins]

[dumbpuppyfag]

(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

[milfsisyphus]

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

[sonacava]

what if you were GAY!!! and your boyfriend was COLD!!!!!!!!!

[ketorlac]

Kevin Day runs the Palmetto State Foxes like Sue Sylvester runs the Cheerios

[matchagirl]

having a trinket dish of 2mL sample perfume vials is critical in ur 20s